Anni&Jasmin

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translation #04

Episodes 5303-5304 (08,09-08-2013)

1st Scene [0:00]

[Anni/Pia sex scene. John watches part of it. No dialogue.]

2nd Scene [0:37]

[Pia wakes up, Anni leaves the room while Pia pretends to be asleep.]

[1:33]

Pia: Perfect...

3rd Scene [1:36]

Philipp (on the phone): Of course I miss you both. But honestly, I’m also happy that I can sleep a little longer. [He sees John] Honey, I have to hang up now. Give my regards to your family.

Philipp: And? Did you talk with Pia?

John: Pfff…

Philipp: Okay. What did she say?

John: Said? Nothing.

I caught her.

Philipp: What?

John: In bed with another woman.

Philipp: You aren’t serious?!

Oh shit!

John: I shouldn’t have listened to you. I knew that Pia and I are over.

The coffee is so bad.

4th Scene [2:38]

Jasmin: Good Morning.

Pia: Morning.

Jasmin: Did you sleep in Anni’s room?

Pia: Yes... We… had a little too much alcohol.

Jasmin: “a little too much” is an understatement, if you couldn’t even walk to your room.

Pia: Yeah, I crashed.

Jasmin: Coffee?

Pia: And then I ended up in bed with her.

Jasmin: Eh, what?

Pia: Yes.

Jasmin: Wait a moment… Anni? … and you? … No…

Pia: I was so down because of John. … Yes, I know, that’s not good enough a reason but … It just happened somehow.

5th Scene [4:04]

Philipp: Bolle [the dog] and I were thinking again. That thing with Pia and that woman, that’s totally shit but I don’t think it meant something to her. You know how Pia is. … Or are you mad because it is a woman because of Paula back then?

John: What? No, … man, woman, transsexual – it doesn’t matter to me. The point is, she comes to me and cries about those big feelings she has for me and then this happens? She's known this Anni for just a few days.

Philipp: You've known Elena for just a few days too and you smooched with her on the party.

John: Yes, but we just kissed. The thing with Anni and Pia was way more.

Philipp: With you and Elena would have happened more too if Pia didn’t walk in on you. Maybe she just wanted to comfort herself because she saw you and Elena making out.

John: And now it’s my fault, is it?

Philipp: No, that’s not what I’m saying. John, you two still love each other. With you, I’m totally sure and with her too.

6th Scene [5:08]

Pia: Thanks.

Jasmin: It helps with the hangover.

Pia: It’s not so much about the alcohol.

Jasmin: Why didn’t you tell me about John and Elena at the party?

Pia: I already whined about it with the guys and Anni took my mind off it very well.

Jasmin: One could say that.

I think that’s absolutely heavy.

Pia: What?

Jasmin: You suffer like a dog and she takes advantage of it.

Pia: No, it wasn’t that way. I started it.

Jasmin: Okay. Will this be like a WG-affair?

Pia: It was just a slip-up. … I love John, okay?

Jasmin: And Anni? I mean, I don’t want this to get such a drama like it was with Tuner and Emily back then.

Pia: You think she wants more?

Jasmin: I… I don’t know.

Pia: No, I don’t think so. We've known each other for just a few days and she said that she isn’t interested in relationships.

Jasmin: Talk is cheap.

Pia: Oh no, please don’t say that.

7th Scene [6:20]

John (on the phone): You can’t do the sound-check? Your flight?

[People talking about John and Elena making out at the party.]

[6:43]

Leon: So, apparently I missed some things at the party?

John: I am single. Pia is single. Okay?

Elena: Hello.

Leon: Hey Elena.

So, what’s going on between you and her?

John: I don’t know. The roadies are stuck at the airport. I have to prepare the stage.

8th Scene [7:09]

Pia: Never again.

Tuner: What’s the matter? It was an amazing evening.

Pia: What do you mean?

Tuner: Can I dance with you?

Dominik: Are you hitting on Pia?

Tuner: Yes, I’m trying. You didn’t know that she is a lesbian, did you?

Dominik: We had such a hard time with Anni yesterday, no chance. But she worked very well.

Tuner: Yes.

Anni: Hey guys. [to Pia] Hey doll.

Pia: Hey.

Anni: And? How about it?

Tuner: You’re hired.

Anni: That’s what I wanted to hear.

Dominik: You can work a shift with Pia right now.

Anni: Cool. My favourite co-worker.

Dominik: Let’s check the schedule.

Anni: Yeah sure, ...

Tuner: “Doll.” I think she likes you.

9th Scene [7:51]

Pia (on the phone): Yes, exactly, mobile toilets. But your boss promised to send me a calculation days ago. … Mauerflower. She knows the details. … Hello? [hangs up] Stupid cow.

[Anni looks at her.]

Pia: I didn’t mean you.

Anni: That would have surprised me. Hey, are we going to the cinema this evening? There is this action-western…

Pia: Anni, that doesn’t work.

Anni: Okay. Then maybe another time.

Pia: No. I mean – this with us. It was really nice … I love John.

Anni: You aren’t interested in me. That’s okay. I wouldn’t mind doing it again but if it doesn’t happen it doesn’t happen.

Pia: Seriously?

Anni: Yes. I didn’t think that I would get the proposal from you.

[ John’s flashback

John: I love you. Do you want to marry me?

Pia runs away.

Pia: I love you. But I love Leon too. ]

10th Scene [9:45]

John: Armin? Can you get two crates of beer, please?

Armin: Of course.

Elena: Do you want to fire me?

John: What? No. Then I would have to fire myself. … Listen, I wanted to say sorry because of yesterday, it was a bad situation.

Elena: It’s okay.

11th Scene [10:18]

Jasmin: What do you think? The one with the skirt or the dress for the opening credits?

Pia: The one with the skirt.

Jasmin: Sure?

Pia: Yes.

Jasmin: Okay.

Pia: By the way, Anni and I talked. She isn’t interested in me. Between us is everything alright.

Jasmin: Good.

Kurt: And John? Did he find you?

Pia: Why John?

Kurt: You just talked about… It wasn’t about John? I thought because he was here.

Pia: What? John was here? When?

Kurt: This morning. Quite early.

Pia: What??? Did he… Did he find me?

Kurt: You are asking me?

Pia: Oh no! What if he saw Anni and I?

12th Scene [11:10]

John: You don’t have to worry about Pia. She has found someone new.

Elena: I’m sorry about that.

John: What? No… That’s , … that’s fine. Now everything is clear.

Elena: And you?

John: I’m finally finished with her. Ready for something new.

13th Scene [11:40]

Anni: Come on. Your ex didn’t see us, I’m sure.

Pia: And if he did?

Anni: Then you had some fun with a woman. Most of the guys think it’s hot anyway.

Pia: But not John. He was married and his wife fell for a girlfriend.

Anni: Ouch.

Pia: Yes.

Anni: But, doll, John did make out with someone else too at the party.

Pia: Yes, I know, but… How can he believe me that I love just him when I sleep with you?

Anni: He seems to be quite the complicated guy. Are you sure you want him back? … I can talk to him if you want? I can tell him that it was just sex between us. I mean, just if he saw something that he shouldn’t have seen?

Pia: Anni, I’m serious.

Anni: Okay, then, seriously. We were in my room. Why should he have looked in there?

Pia: You’re right. Unless we were too loud.

[Anni sees John]

Anni: Well, then just ask him why he was in the apartment this morning.

Pia: And after that?

Anni: Well, then you will see with his reaction if he saw something or not.

14th Scene [12:50]

Pia: Hey.

John: Hello.

Pia: I heard you came over to see me... this morning. Yeah, I. ... I wasn’t there, so what did you want?

John: Doesn’t matter anymore.

Pia: Really?

John: Yes. What do you think?

Leon: John, they called. The audio engineer can’t make it until this evening.

John: What? I thought they got a rental car.

Leon: Yeah, somehow there is a full closure on the highway.

John: That’s just great!

Pia: I know someone who could help out.

Leon: Professional?

Pia: Sure.

Leon: Okay, then get him.

Pia: Okay.

15th Scene [13:40]

Anni: Well, I didn’t finish the education yet but this isn’t the Olympic stadium. That doesn’t mean the club is small, I really like it and I already worked in a lot of such clubs, okay, not a lot, but …

Pia: That’s great, isn’t it?

John: Yeah. The mixing desk is at the back. Take a look at it and if you have questions…

Anni: Okay. … [to Pia] He wasn’t overwhelmed.

Pia: He is always totally stressed out before a concert.

Anni: That’s something I know.

Pia: Hey. You’ll do it.

Anni: Okay. Then I’ll take a look at the mixing desk.

Pia: Yeah, do this.

16th Scene [14:29]

John: Good evening, Berlin! “Großstadtgeflüster”!

[15:34]

Waitress #1: I thought there could be something between John and Elena.

Waitress #2: I think this was just a drunk evening.

[16:39]

Pia: Can I get another one?

John: Yeah, I’ll make one for you.

Here you go.

Pia: Thanks. The band is really good.

[17:29]

John: I was thinking. About your job. I can’t keep you here.

Elena: What?

John: Yes. You’re too good. You’re going to frustrate the others.

[17:49]

John: And I want to go out with you and if I have to fire you to do this, I’ll do it.

Elena: I have to think about this.

17th Scene [18:32]

Pia (on the phone): That’s your chance to show your logo not only at a construction site but at one of the most popular events in Berlin. … Yes, I understand but at this price I can get several other companies. … Okay, that sounds really good. So, we’re taking 30 mobile toilets. … Great! Please send me the calculation, okay? … Okay, then until then. Bye. … Yes! [to Anni] That’s so crazy. Even the mobile toilets companies need a cool image. But it’s clear. Who uses a public toilet needs to trust them.

Anni: Can we talk about that after the coffee?

Pia: Sure, sorry. It was getting late yesterday for you, hm?

Anni: Hm.

Pia: What did John say about your work? Was he happy?

Anni: Hm.

Pia: Really? Congratulations.

Anni: Thanks.

Pia: Did he say anything else?

Anni: Nothing. He gave me the money and thanked me.

Pia: Really?

Anni: Really. And to answer your real question – John and Elena worked totally normal together, no flirting, nothing.

Pia: Really?

Anni: Really. Can I wake up in peace now? … Thanks.

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translation #03

Episodes 5301-5302 (06,07-08-2013)

Scene 1 (00:05)

Anni: Another latte macchiato? I'll get you one.

Tuner: She's doing great.

Dominik: The expert is speaking.

Tuner: Absolutely!

Dominik: But which expert? The gastronome or the womanizer?

Tuner: Both of them!

Pia: Hey, here I am. I really hurried up!

Dominik: Hi Pia, Anni is working on probation.

Pia: How is she doing?

Dominik: The expert thinks she's good.

Pia: Great, so I have time to hang up my posters.

Hey Anni.

Anni: Hey.

Tuner: So, what do you think?

Anni: I'm having fun. But the staring annoys me a bit.

Tuner: If they are rude to you, I'm the boss. I'll kick them out.

Dominik: No, but if you're having stress, you can work with me behind the bar.

Tuner: Or you could work with ME behind the bar.

Anni: Guys, you both should be behind the bar. I think this means less stress.

Mesut: Hey.

Pia: HEY! Dude!

Mesut: Be careful, you'll fall down.

Pia: Yeah, sure...

Tuner: Pia, by the way. John is coming too tonight.

Pia: Okay.

Anni: John?

Pia: My ex-boyfriend.

Anni: Okay...

Scene 2 (1:27)

Pia: Oh, come on! I don't get it right. It always looks so screwy.

Jasmin: Where is it? Ah, here. This one!

Pia: Yes. Oh no, I don't use any before I look like a fool.

Jasmin: I'll do it.

Turn around!

Close your eyes.

John is also coming to the party?

So, hey, you're looking good!

Pia: Thank you.

Jasmin: Have a look! Perfect for intense gazes.

Pia: Well... so...

Jasmin: John will think you're hot, believe me!

Pia: Yeah?

Scene 3 (2:30)

Pia: Great idea, to celebrate here and on the second floor.

Tuner: Yes, it would be too narrow upstairs and too boring downstairs. I mean, we're celebrating our new apartment, right?

Pia: Mh, how are you dealing with the walk-through room? Or are you sleeping in one room?

Tuner: No, one of us has to tone down.

Pia: And which one?

Tuner: The decision will be made tonight.

Mesut: Hey, I spread all the flyers.

Pia: Nice!

Mesut: And with all the posters, this is gonna be a great campaign for the “Mauer flower“. I'm so looking forward to the festival. Wow, you're looking good.

Can I have a coffee please?

John: Hey. Only the best for our main competitor.

Tuner: Ey, stop kissing my ass. Do you wanna drink something?

John: Beer please.

Dominik: Hi John.

John: Hi Dominik. Can I introduce you, this is Elena. Tuner – Elena. She's a waitress at our club.

Tuner: Hola señora.

Dominik: If you wanna get rid of John, you're always welcome here. Do you wanna drink something?

Elena: Yes, a mojito please.

Pia: You got a new waitress?

John: Yeah.

Pia: She looks nice.

John: Mhhm.

Elena: There is the stage?

Dominik: Yes, there's our little party zone. You can have a look if you want to.

John: Sure, why not. I'm game!

Elena: Okay.

Mesut: Eh, where is my coffee?

Scene 4 (4:01)

Tuner: Hey, you got everything?

Anni: Tell me, do you have some loose cash?

Tuner: Sure!

Anni: I don't think this is enough.

Tuner: You're right. There are of course some more interesting spots.

Anni: And there are also some more interesting pick-up lines! The “magic trick-opener“, really? Nice try.

Dominik: Ha, there are worse things than a walk-through room.

Tuner: Shut up! Don't be happy too soon! The woman is a hard nut to crack.

Dominik: Hmm, where am I going to put my furniture?

Scene 5 (4:48)

Jasmin: Hey.

Anni: Hey, what are you drinking?

Jasmin: Sparkling wine on ice, please.

Kurt: Beer please.

Jasmin: Congratulations on the new apartment!

Mesut: Ey, where are you going?

Pia: I just wanna have a look upstairs.

Mesut: Didn't you realize how he greeted you?

Pia: Who? Oh, John... of course he first of all blocks me.

Mesut: Why is that?

Pia: To protect his feelings?

Mesut: Which feelings? The feelings for you or for his new chick? Oh, come on, go on! Perhaps you will realize what a loser he is.

Scene 6 (5:30)

Tuner: It's your turn.

Dominik: Okay. Trust your feelings. Use the force, Luke! What a bad saying.

Anni: Ahem, five beers and seven sparkling wines.

Dominik: Hey, why don't you take a break?

Anni: Dude, they are all thirsty?

Dominik: So what, let them wait. Half of them can drink for free.

Anni: Okay?

Dominik: By the way, cool tattoos!

Anni: Thanks.

Dominik: Yeah well, the forearm is already very good, but...

Anni: … but there are some more interesting spots, yeah? I know, Tuner said that as well. Oops. I think it's really cute that you two have the same pick-up encyclopedia, but I give you a little hint: Have a look at the letter L.

Dominik: L like 'Läuft' (All right)?

Anni: No, L like lesbian.

Tuner: Läuft. (All right.)

Scene 7 (7:05)

Pia: You're such an asshole!

John: Pia!

Pia: Why are you doing this to me? Why?

John: Are you crazy?

Elena: I'm better going.

John: No, wait! What's your problem?

Pia: You're here kissing her...

John: Seems familiar to me. Only reversed.

Pia: You're an asshole.

John: Pia, we broke up! When will you get it? I can do what I want, okay?

Scene 8 (7:40)

Anni: Come on, guys. Don't look so sad.

Tuner: Tell me, that you like lesbians... eh women... is it just a phase?

Anni: And that you're liking women is also just a phase?

Tuner: Nooo.

Dominik: So, walk-through room for everyone.

Anni: What walk-through room?

Tuner: We made fools of ourselves!

Anni: Guys, no problem! This happens all the time to me.This round is on me!

You look like you could need a drink as well.

Pia: That's not helping me either.

Mesut: Hey, you're alright?

Pia: Everything's shit!

Scene 9 (8:16)

John: I'm sorry about that.

Elena: It's alright.

John: Pia and I broke up very long ago, so...

Elena: I think you should try to come clean with her.

John: There's nothing to clarify.

Elena: Goodbye.

John: What...? Eh...? Thank you, Pia.

Scene 10 (8:49)

Tuner: This Elena...

Mesut: John...

Dominik: But hey, you've broken up!

Philipp: What's that for a bad atmosphere? Can I get a beer?

Anni: I'll do it.

Tuner: Being lovesick is shit, but it gets better.

Pia: Time heals everything.

Mesut: But now you see what an asshole he is. What did I tell you all the time? John is a pussy. He doesn't deserve you.

Scene 11 (9:40)

Mesut: Right. Tick this loser off.

Tuner: He's right...

Pia: He can watch my back.

John: I'm leaving.

Philipp: Why? Because of Pia or why?

John: Nevermind!

What? Am I now the bad guy?

Dominik: Yeah, that's something you have to go through now.

So, there was some ice left in the shop.

Tuner: Where is the receipt?

Dominik: I'll get it tomorrow.

Mesut: Just forget him.

Pia: I would love to, but it's not that easy.

Mesut: You need a real man. With balls and someone who...

Pia: Someone like you!

Mesut: I didn't say that, but...

Pia: Yeah sure...

Mesut: I would even dance with you!

Anni: Come on, stop being sad. I'm on my break and you're going to dance with me.

Come on, let's go.

Pia: No, Anni. No, I'm not in the mood.

Scene 12 (11:20)

Jasmin: Pia, we have to leave. Gotta be up very early tomorrow.

Pia: Okay, bye!

Jasmin: Bye, have fun!

Pia: You know what, fuck this.

Philipp: You don't know it, do you?

Mesut: Am I a girl, or what?

Philipp: You sure look like one.

Mesut: Ey, whiskey and coke please.

Tuner: It's too bad she only likes women.

Dominik: Yeah, what a waste.

Mesut: Who?

Tuner: Anni!

Mesut: Anni is a lesbian?

Tuner: Yeah, exactly. No hitting on her.

Scene 13 (12:08)

Philipp: Dude, I gotta go. You can change houses more often!

Dominik: You can have a party anyway.

Pia: I need some water.

Anni: Okay. I'm back to work again.

Mesut: Be careful with her. Bare skin and dancing close.

Pia: Why?

Mesut: She's into girls.

Pia: Eh Anni, you're a lesbian?

Anni: Seems to be the hottest news here!

Tuner: I gotta go.

Anni: Yes, yes.

Mesut: What?

Pia: I also had a thing with a woman.

Mesut: But not really... not with...

Pia: Yes, really. With sex. And it was really great.

Anni: You should try as well.

Mesut: Huh?

Pia: Anni means being with a guy.

Mesut: What? I'm totally into women, dude!

Anni: You see, we have something in common!

Pia: You wanna dance?

Anni: Of course!

Pia: It's okay, right?

Tuner: Sure, go on!

Scene 14 (13:16)

Philipp: No baby screaming.

Come on, tell me. Pia?

John: Elena and I made out. Pia saw us and freaked out.

Philipp: Uh, nice.

John: Elena left, because she thinks I'm not over Pia.

Philipp: Which isn't entirely wrong.

John: What? Pia and I are over, you know that.

Philipp: Yes, of course.

John: She has to stay out of my life. I don't interfere in hers.

Philipp: I'm going to bed.

Scene 15 (14:40)

Pia: Pssst, the others are sleeping.

Anni: So, try to be quiet! Careful!

Pia: So. Salami, cheese and margarine. All out of your box!

Anni: Only exceptional!

Pia: Yeah, nice.

Anni: It's my treat today.

Pia: Yes, you're a real cook.

Anni: Oh, wait, wait!

Pia: More out of your box? You're very generous today! We gotta do this more often, okay? Partying together?

Anni: Sure.

Pia: Good.

Anni: You're welcome.

Pia: Cheers!

Anni: Cheers!

Pia: Eh, it's disgusting. Hey Anni, I'm really glad we met.

Anni: Yes, it was a lucky strike!

Pia: Yeah!

Anni: Especially because I get VIP tickets to the Mauer Flower. Kurt invited me to watch the sound engineers. That's gonna be so awesome!

What's up now?

Pia: I just... the festival... I'm only doing this for John.

Scene 16 (16:38)

Philipp: Morning!

John: You call that sleeping late?

Philipp: Today yes. Did you stay outside all night?

Anni: Marriage?

Pia: Yeah, because John proposed to me on the festival last year.

Anni: But at that time you were having sex with his best friend? Sorry.

Philipp: And? Did you think about it?

Anni: You wanna make up for your mistake?

Pia: Exactly. And I will be John's wife...

Anni: You're a kitch doll.

Pia: Yes, that's how I am.

Fine, but how can I do it? How do I get him out of my mind?

Anni: Let him go. Distract yourself with other guys.

Scene 17 (18:00)

Kurt: Hey John.

John: Hi Kurt. I gotta speak to Pia.

Kurt: It's fucking early, dude!

John: I know... but it's important.

Kurt: I don't know, come in. When Jasmin and I went home, Pia was still celebrating. I don't know. Just go to her room, okay?

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translation #02

courtesy of Linda Marlen Runge

Episodes 5298-5299 (01,02-08-2013)

1st Scene [0:06]

Jasmin: Kurt had some great ideas for songs in Ibiza, that is why he is at the studio and I'm going to take a shower.

Anni: Wow. What the hell are you doing?

Jasmin: Ey, You are Anni the new roommate, right?

Anni: Yeah.

Jasmin: I am Jasmin.

Anni: Can you turn off the camera?

Jasmin: Sorry, we are filming our reality show.

Anni: Nice for you but I don't think I am wearing the right things?

Camera guy: I like it.

Anni: Now that every one laughed get out...

Jasmin: Sorry.

2nd Scene [0:34]

Pia: Man that was rough.

Jasmin: I hope Anni isn't mad. Taking a bath with a camera team might be a little too much for the first day.

Pia: But I also know people who would fight to get into tv.

Jasmin: It didn't seem that way with her.

Pia: Come on, she is really chilled.

Camera Guy: You could have said something about your new roommate.

Jasmin: Sorry, I really forgot.

Camera guy: We need her permission. There is a good story, Jasmin and Kurt get to know their new roommate.

Pia: Kurt would have flipped in de WG- Casting.

Guy: You did a casting?

Pia: Yes, it was so funny.

Guy: That is great. The spectator wants to know how that works.

Pia: But we don't have to call the people we declined, do we?

Guy: Get us some bit-part player. We will reconstruct the scene.

Jasmin: That is great, yeah!

Guy: Hello again. Sorry for earlier. We would like to show how you ended up here. That would be great for our spectators. That's authentic! Jasmin, Kurt and her new roommate.

Can you image yourself participating?

Anni: No.

Jasmin: Hey, I mean now you are somehow part of our reality.

Anni: That doesn't mean I have to participate cause I think reality shows are embarassing.

Guy: You want the show to be a success, right?

3rd Scene [2:09]

Anni: Hey.

Jasmin: I thought we could celebrate your moving in.

Anni: Ok, but I won't make half of the bottle, I have to work through frequency theory.

Jasmin: Oh, sounds bad. But a glass you can handle, right?

Anni: Ok.

Jasmin: I am happy you moved in. We are becoming a creative flat. You fit in very nicely.

Anni: Thanks I'm happy, too. Cheers.

Jasmin: To our flatmates, a good coexistence and a working clean plan.

Jasmin: I'm really sorry for the camera team.

Anni: No problem, as long as I am not naked on tv.

Jasmin: Of course not. I mean that is your show too, now that you are living here.

Anni: Ehm like I said before I don't want to be on tv, I wanna live here.

Jasmin: Yeah, well when the camera team is filming and you go through the picture they might put you in the show.

Anni: Against my will? I don't think so.

Jasmin: That is not a constraint. It's fun. I mean you knew about it before.

Anni: Yes, but not that I'd have to participate. And it isn't written in my rental contract.

Jasmin: Hey Anni, we will have quite the difficulties with you living here but refusing to get filmed.

Anni: Don't come with the moral aspects.

Jasmin: I get in trouble if you don't participate.

Anni: Look, I often am not even here. The audio technician apprenticeship costs a lot of time and I also have to work for some money.

Jasmin: You will get paid for it of course. Pia also gets her part.

Anni: Really? How much?

Jasmin: 100 a day.

4th Scene [3:46]

Pia: Puschel (cute name for someone) is watching his favourite show we have 20 minutes.

Jasmin: Yeah, Kurt comes also later.

Guy: Ok, take care. We are filming chronological. You come in and make your casting conversation with Jasmin and Pia.

Anni: But it wasn't like that. I met Pia at the “Vereinsheim” and per coincidence I got to know that she had a free room.

Jasmin: Well, that doesn't matter.

Anni: Oh really, I thought it was supposed to be real?

Jasmin: Yeah, it doesn't make a huge difference if we make the conversation here or at the “Vereinsheim”.

Anni: But you didn't have anything to do with the selection.

Jasmin: I did, I approved. Well, let's start filming.

Guy: Then start, take your positions please... Ready? Ok. Annnd action!

Pia: Hey!

Anni: Hello, do you have a free room? Sorry...

Guy: Stop.

Anni: But it just sounds like I was going from door to door looking for someone with a free room.

Guy: Well then just say something else.

Anni: OK... ehm something like “Hi I'm Anni, are you Pia”?

Guy: Yes.

Anni: Ah, do I even know your name?

Pia: Yeah it was written on the notification. We are pretending, that she's coming because of the notification, right?

Jasmin: Yes.

Anni: Ok, I find it really difficult to act like I don't know her.

Guy: Maybe it's better when you go to the door Jasmin.

Jasmin: Ok.

Guy: Everyone in position.

Pia: Sofa.

Guy: Ok. Annnd action!

Pia: Will you go or do I have to?

Jasmin: You are really lazy. Hey you must be Anni.

Anni: Yes.

Jasmin: Come in. I am Jasmin, hey! Do you want to meet Pia or should I show you the room already? Pia is my roommate.

Pia: Hello,..

Guy: Stop, that is just too staged, ok? Everything from the start. Ready, yes? And action.

Pia: Ehm should I or ehm you?

Jasmin: Again.

Guy: And action.

5th Scene [6:34]

Anni: Well where I lived before it worked quite good. The guy I didn't like had night shifts and the other one was a little depressed.

Guy: We don't have to know that much. It's about you and describing yourself. Why should they choose you? Advertise yourself.

Anni: That is not my thing. I wouldn't choose someone who thinks he is that great.

Jasmin: We don't want to make a character study about you. The spectators get to know you and we give you the room. That's it. You will look like a cool person. A roommate everyone wishes to have.

Guy: Exactly. Ok, action.

Anni: Hi, I'm Anni and that is Pia, we suddenly met and I am now living here and it's great. Tada! Better?

Jasmin: Really funny, let's swap places.

Anni: What, are you now the new one?

Jasmin: I'll show you how it's done.

Jasmin: Hey I think the flat is amazing and you both are so nice and about the cleaning plan it isn't a problem. I am a little perverse you know. I love to clean.

Understood?

Anni: Good, but that is you not me.

Jasmin: Maybe, but we don't get any further with your attitude.

Anni: I don't understand what the fuck this reality thing is about. Either how I really am or you invent some shit but you don't need me for that.

Pia: Come on. Let her do it her way. Stuff we don't need we can cut out.

Jasmin: Damn Pia, her attitude doesn't work.

Anni: It's her decision now?

Guy: We'll do it again ok?

Jasmin: Let's swap again.

Anni: Calm down.

Jasmin: Anni can we please film now?

Anni: I won't let you give me orders.

Jasmin: Anni we want to film!

Anni: Yeah I'm out.

Guy: Great...

6th Scene [8:27]

Jasmin: You can't do that?

Anni: Knock on the door?

Jasmin: What?

Anni: Would you please knock on the door before coming in?

Come in.

Jasmin: You can't give up like that.

Anni: You see. I can.

Jasmin: Anni we had an agreement.

Anni: I won't let you give me orders. Not for that money and not for such a stupid show.

Jasmin: That is a reality show.

Sorry, I might have used the wrong tune. I am standing under a lot pressure out there.

Anni: Apology accepted.

Jasmin: Ok. Ok.

Anni, are you coming?

Anni: I'm still out of it. Acting like a monkey in front of the camera is not my thing.

Jasmin: Anni they are waiting outside.

Anni: Then you should go.

Jasmin: I don't want to fight.

Anni: And me neither so I'm not doing it. There is less stress.

7th Scene [9:45]

Jasmin: She didn't take it serious. That's right, isn't it.

Pia: Maybe you were a little haywire.

Jasmin: Anni, is there something I can do...

Kurt: Hey guys.

Jasmin: Hey.

Kurt: You must be the new roommate.

Anni: And you the frontman.

Kurt: Yeah, Kurt.

Anni: Anni, hi.

Kurt: Wow.

Anni: You like?

Kurt: Yeah.

Anni: Okay, I don't want to disturb your filming anymore.

Kurt: Oh yes, but we'll see each other.

Anni: Yeah, see you later.

Kurt: See you later.

Kurt: What?

Jasmin: Kurt, can I ask you a favour?

8th Scene [10:41]

Anni: Sorry but reality shows are just sick.

Kurt: Yeah they are a complete fake. Total bullshit.

Anni: So why are you doing it?

Kurt: It's fun.

Anni: And your sweat heart wants it, yeah.

Kurt: Yeah that might be a reason too. But it's money and publicity.

Anni: Still, I don't have to put my face there too.

Kurt: That's all cause I heard you had a fight with Jasmin.

Anni: Well for her it's not just fun I guess.

Kurt: Yeah, that's her, always drama. Always over the top. Actress you know.

Anni: Are you trying to ally with me against your wife?

Kurt: No, I'm just explaining how she works. She can be a total bitch but she can also be the best bitch in town.

Anni: I didn't see any of that.

Kurt: Come on. Give her another chance. And let's have fun together. You and me. I mean when Jasmin is pissed then I will cool her down. Promised. Come on.

9th Scene [11:52]

Guy: You meet each other for the first time just like before.

Kurt: Easy, just have fun.

Anni: What should I say?

Guy: Everything you want, your tattoos, music...

Jasmin: I knew she couldn't say no to you.

Kurt: Who can?

Guy: Are you ready?

Jasmin: I have an idea. We could drink a glass of champagne and celebrate her moving in.

Guy: Nice idea but we want to concentrate on the new character constellation of Kurt and Anni. We'll see how we will bring you in to the next scene ok? Everyone in position, please.

10th Scene [12:44]

Kurt: And that?

Anni: That one I got in Mexico.

Kurt: really?

Anni: Yes, in a small place.

Kurt: I like it. You weren't afraid of any infections?

Anni: No, I always bring my own needles. The tattooer was awesome. Where are you recording your new cd? In which studio?

Pia: It's going great.

Jasmin: Amazing.

Kurt: Why? Do you understand anything about it?

Guy: Ok, great.

Anni: Yes, I am a sound board operator. Yeah, the one who makes your songs have a great sound.

Kurt: Thank you for that. Maybe you'd like to see the studio.

Anni: Really?

Kurt: Why not?

Anni: Of course. Cool.

Kurt: To our first date.

Anni: Cheers.

Jasmin: When she goes after Kurt I will kill her.

[credits to Ashley]

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translation #01

Episodes 5294-5295 (26,29-07-2013)

1st Scene [0:00]

Jasmin: [on the phone] ...and please only take a woman as our next roommate!

Pia: Yeeeah, that's what the advertisement says, no men, no pets. Although it's almost the same!

Jasmin: We want to stay a girls' flat.

Pia: Yes, Kurt is going to love it.

Jasmin: Yeah, he doesn't count...

Pia: All right. Sweety i have to hang up, Emmi is with me.

Jasmin: Ok, greetings to Emily and choose the right one, alright?

Pia: Yeees of course, have fun in Ibiza! Bye! - Greetings from Jas... Luca Ferrara?

Emily: I have to tell you something...

Pia: Ok, what?

Emily: Tayfun invited me to go to the Maldives with him! Cool, isn't it?

Pia: Whaaat?

Emily: Pure luxury! Turquoise water, white powder beaches, endless champange ... We fly in two days!

Pia: Oh i want to come with you!

Emily: But it's a small island! So is the cabin and it only stands on some stilts in the Indian Ocean...

Pia: What have you done to Tayfun, that he spents so much money on you?

Emily: Whatever, let's get through this roommate application thing, I have something to do afterwards.

Girls: [sigh while walking past the big queue of roommate-candidates]

2nd Scene [1:21]

Emily: Ey, keep your fingers away from that!

Pia: Oh and could you not sit on my bag, yeah, thank you!

Emily: That doesn't work!

Pia: Okay... let's go! If anyone wants to introduce themselves then do it now!

Girl #1: [sits down and talks about boring stuff]

Girl #2: [still talking boring stuff]

Pia: Hello?! Hey i wrote no men in the ads! So why is he here? Is he a girl or what?

Boy: I just wanted to take a look!

Emily: No! Go out! No, nothing, outside! No men, so please...

[Other people introducing themselves – everybody's gone]

[2:38]

Emily: Well, screw this...

Pia: Are there no normal people left in Berlin?

Emily: Come on... Some of them were quite okay.

Pia: Hahaha! For example the girl who wanted to ferment cheese in our bathtub?!

Emily: Exactly...

Pia: Mhhhh... Oh man, honey, you are not replaceable! You are funny, stylish, pretty, touchy...

Emily: Yeees...

Pia: Difficult to find someone like you.

Emily: Yes. That was almost a love confession! We had a great girls' flat!

Pia: That sucks...

3rd Scene [3:16]

Pia: It's really expensive...

Man: But those are great products. If you want a professional event, you have to pay this kind of money.

Pia: Of course we want to... I have to discuss it with my colleague, alright?

Hey!

Mesut: Hey!

Pia: I just talked to this Pa guy, can you take a look at it?

Mesut: It's thousands more than last year!

Pia: Yes, but it's with monitors not like last year...

Mesut: Man but... But there has to be a sale discount. Three days festival!

Pia: Yeah, but I think we should do it anyway... They have a good reputation, I don't want the same stress with the security guy...

Mesut: My cousin Ali can do it.

Anni: May I?

Mesut: Who is asking?

Anni: Me - Anni!

Mesut: Anni?

Anni: Audio engineer trainee!

Pia: That's perfect so you have a clue!

Anni: You can get the power amplifier a lot cheaper... the signal processors are wicked, but too expensive!

Mesut: Like I said!

Pia: Is he playing us?

Anni: He tries to... You can get the equipment for a reduced price through contacts!

4th Scene [4:28]

Anni: So you can call Martin, tell him you know me. He calculates low priced and is very reliable!

Pia: Great, thank you! It's very kind of you!

Anni: My pleasure!

Mesut: You really are an audio engineer trainee?

Anni: Women do fly commercial aircrafts!

Pia: Hahaha Mesut wouldn't board!

Mesut: Rubbish I think it's pretty cool!

Pia & Anni: Mhhhmmm...

Mesut: Do you want something else to drink? It's on the house of course!

Anni: I'll take a coke then!

Mesut: Coming right away!

Pia: I will call Martin now.

Anni: Okay.

Pia: You are looking for a flat?

Anni: Yes, but every single one is taken... Actually I am looking for a shared flat. We have to break up our old flat due to reconstruction matters ...

PIa: For real?

Anni: Yes...

Pia: It's so funny guys, I own a flat nearby. I and a few girls live there. One of them just moved out...

Anni: Really?

Pia: Yes! We had a huge application meeting, but didn't find anyone...

Anni: Awesome! Can I have a look at the room?

Pia: My pleasure!

Anni: Cool!

5th Scene [5:37]

Pia: So! That's the room!

Anni: Oh cool! Besides this satin thing.

Pia: You can change it, it will look great!

Anni: Ok... so, the flat is great. When can I move in?

Pia: Emmi already stays at her boyfriend's house. So if you want, immediatley!

Anni: For real?

Pia: But you don't own any pet, do you?

Anni: No, no pet.

Pia: Perfect.

Emily: Hey I'm sorry I had another client.

Pia: Hi!

Emily: Hello, Anni.

Anni: Emily, Hi! Great we found a roomate so fast.

Pia: Everything is fine by me...

Emily: You can pay me the money in cash.

Anni: What money?

Emily: 100 Euros for the furniture I left, didn't you tell her?

Pia: You were serious?

Emily: Of course!

Anni: Im sorry, but I don't really need stuff...

Emily: Just give me 50 and I'm fine...

Anni: I don't even want it as a present.

Emily: What are you trying to say?

Anni: It's not my style.

Emily: So what's your style then?

Pia: Hey guys we will manage it...

Anni: Okay don't take this personally, I have my own stuff and this is not really my scene.

Emily: Alright then... if you don't take the furniture, you won't get the room either.

6th Scene [6:59]

Emily: No!

Pia: Emmi, don't you want to move out as fast as possible?

Emily: If she doesn't want to use my furniture, she can get rid of it. I won't do that.

Pia: See, if the guys move out from Tayfun's house you will have two spare rooms that you can furnish.

Emily: Not with my old stuff!

Anni: Hah no surprise.

Emily: Just look for a different flat.

Pia: Emmi come on...

Anni: You know what? You are right, it's already too intense.

Emily: If you bitch around like that...

Anni: Haah, okay! If it doesn't match!

Pia: Anni please wait! Did you have to do this Emmi? Thank you...

Emily: You're welcome!

Pia: Anni...

Emily: Such a stress!

7th Scene [7:40]

PIa: Alright! You take Emily's bed for 40 Euros?!

Anni: Yep.

Pia: And you will pick up the rest. Okay? So everything is settled...

Emily: Great now I am going to manage a nonscheduled removal!

Anni: Man, what a cow!

PIa: Yes, normally she is pretty okay.

Anni: When? When she sleeps?

Pia: Regardless, I'm glad it all turned out well in the end!

Anni: You know? Me too! I would love to move in directly...

Pia: So, do it!

Anni: Like really? Are you sure she won't lose herself then?

Pia: Nonsense! We can clear her stuff easily...

Anni: Okay, I'm going to get my things.

Pia: Okay!

Anni: I'm going to bring a rental agreement with me. To settle everything.

Pia: Rental agreement?

Anni: Yes, we need something documented.

Pia: We managed to do it without so far...

Anni: I would prefer to do so.

Pia: Ah I have something for you! Welcome to our flat.

Anni: Thank you! Okay, see you later!

Pia: Yes, see you soon!

8th Scene [9:00]

Pia: See? Everything went smoothly! Only a few things left and we are done. Hey you are already here!

Anni: Shall I lift something for you? So you won't break yourself?!

Emily: Thanks.

Anni: Hey Emily wait!

Emily: What?

Anni: I'll give you the money for the bed, so we can clear things.

Emily: Thank you.

Anni: Can you sign this for me please?

Emily: Now what's that?

Anni: A voucher.

Emily: So I don't trick you?

Anni: No, it's an old habbit through my book-keeper traineeship.

Emily: If this makes you happy. You're welcome.

Anni: Thank you.

Pia: So everything is downstairs.

Emily: You will have a lot of fun with her.

PIa: Mhh why?

Emily: She seriously asked me to sign a voucher for the 40 Euros we agreed on the bed. She will account every single yogurt!

PIa: Come on. Not every person is loose like us.

Emily: Just because I'm not a nitpicker doesn't mean I'm loose. Whatever, you have to deal with her!

Pia: Hey sweety come here! My little goaty. [in german she means touchy, that's why she does that sound-->]

Emily: Määähh...

Pia: Haha Men I'm going to miss you.

Emily: I fear the same. But don't call me if it sucks living with her.

Pia: Let's see!

9th Scene [10:24]

Pia: My first rental agreement.

Anni: Unbelieveable!

Pia: So you are my first official tenant.

Anni: Yeayy!

Pia: By the way your friend made a good deal for the equipement.

Anni: Seriously?

Pia: Yes! The Pa is the hottest stuff on the market right now. [i don't know what Pa means^^]

Anni: Well the audio engineers go for the great sound...

Pia: Same with Djs.

Anni: I have already seen this wicked amplifier.

Pia: Yes but sadly I don't use it often.

Anni: So you are into House and Electro music?

Pia: Yes and you?

Anni: I'm more into analog sound. But this record is so fantastic.

Pia: Oh yes, it's one of my favourites. Do you want to hear it? Wait we have to clink glasses first!

Anni: Ok care.

Pia: Cheers!

Anni: Cheers!

Pia: Turn it on!

Anni: The dynamic is so crazy! By the way this festival that you are organising is pretty amazing!

Pia: It's required five years of my life!

Anni: I can imagine. But you are going to play a set youself?

Pia: Of course! I will go crazy! As revenge for all these bourgeois! Guess what? We're already taking revenge!

Anni: Certainly!

10th Scene [12:02]

Pia: Hi!

Anni: Hey!

Pia: Perfect, the fridge is totally empty. Right behind it on the blackboard we write down what we have to buy. At least we try. So the next one can get it.

Anni: How do you account stuff? Do you have a collective cashbox?

Pia: No! The costs are always balanced ... Oh how great this is my favourite flav ...[our]

Anni: Aaaaaa! Ey I would prefer if everybody buys their own stuff.

Pia: Okay...

Anni: I've stayed in many shared flats and it always was a stressfull subject. Which shelf can I use?

Pia: You can choose!

Anni: You guys clean the fridge from time to time, do you?

Pia: Sure! Eventually there is someone who takes pity on it.

Anni: Eh, no cleaning schedule? Let me guess: Eventually there is someone who takes pity on it?

Pia: Yes but it works pretty good that way!

Anni: Yes... As you can see on the fridge ... Let's do it the right way, right? The bathroom should be cleaned once a week. I don't mind to start.

Pia: Eh? Once a... [week]

Anni: Kitchen, corridor, living room?

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clips #45 #46

45 = 89834681

46 = 89835381

courtesy of GZSZ facebook

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clip #44

44 = 89041212

courtesy of Janina Uhse

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clips #42 #43

42 = 88011354

43 = 88011962

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clip #41

41 = 87394848

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clips #37 #38 #39 #40

37 = 86825922

38 = 86827293

39 = 86844692

40 = 86845654

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Recap clips

→ There are currently 48 clips available so far =)

Recap:

From now on, you will find in clip #1’s description ALL the links.

I'll update the list whenever there is a new clip uploaded, so you can find all the links gathered in one single place =)

(clip #1 = 79405178 )

Thank you again everyone for respecting the *rules*! I think this method is working quite well so far and this is thanks to you! So let's continue to keep those clips safe for as long as possible =)

[nike75]

Fan-Chat mit Linda Marlen Runge (GZSZ) vom 26.01.2014

LiMa_FB-Chat vom 26.01.2014.pdf

German / English

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Whole transcript of the Facebook chat Linda did on the 26/01/2014

Great replies, go check it =)

[stefanicstuff]

The latest lesbian Love Story in german TV

Ich bin mir sicher da geht noch was ;)

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clips #35 #36

35 = 85463343

36 = 85615190

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clips #32 #33 #34

32 = 84947275

33 = 84948259

34 = 84949493  

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BLICKE

("looks")

Not mine - from a kind german collaborator =)