you'll dance to anything

i'm no cynic - you know i'm just getting bored. call me kei or jaske. 26, he/him.

[cheddarchaser]

wow I loveeeeeeeeeee my man

[serizawasgamecube]

icon commission for @cheddarchaser! you can commission me in exchange for donating to palestinian families here!

[lightlydreaming]

sleeping angel korilakkuma by san-x

[sweetroll]

Rilakkuma Pajama Party Plushie- Rilakkuma, Korilakkuma, Kiiroitori

[jaske-ren]

plays some jaunty little clown music to piss you off

[sweetroll]

San-X Staying Up Late Series Plush - Rilakkuma, Kiirotori, Korilakkuma

[jetix]

2020-12-09

[jetix]

2021-06-29

[catalystcomet-archive-deactivat]

[ratscythe-deactivated20240128]

oh to be wearing a dark suit with a big flowy cape sliding down the railing of an ornate victorian staircase in my gothic mansion singing an absolutely evil song

[crookedshovel]

*develops a crush on you. but like. evilly, of course.*

[starjasmines]

normalize being an awful person who kills people and likes it. normalize being an abhorrent piece of shit who lies cheats and steals.

[aromantic-goldfishdeactivated202]

Instead of a stoic hero and a chatty villain or a chatty hero and a stoic villian imagine if they’re both chatty. Just, the villian trying their best to kill the hero while the two of them have a in-depth discussion about their opinion of pumpkin spice

[aromantic-goldfishdeactivated202]

Villian: *shoots laser* No but seriously orange is a really fun color

Hero, dodging: but your entire room? I’m not painting my entire room orange

Villain: *stabs at the hero and misses* well then why did you ask my opinion on paint colors if you’re not going to listen

[anastasia1marie]

The Princess Bride

[aromantic-goldfishdeactivated202]

Holy shit

[heroofthreefaces]

[honey-sunny-bee]

Guys, this is megamind

[sanders-bank-heist-au]

Metroman: I like what you've done with the place! The useless blinking electronics match well with your whole 'villain look'

Megamind: Thank you! I love what you did with your suit, is that a new fabric? Where'd you get it?

[jaske-ren]

halloween crab

[cheddarchaser]

if you’re reading this I just want you to know I am microwaving your blog

[jaske-ren]

thanks honey <3

[honeymushroom]

Muntjac (Muntiacus muntjak) and Cape Barren Goose (Cereopsis novaehollandiae) by Jim McKinley via Flickr

[catcrumb]