[justanotherqueerboy-deactivated]

Luka x Vesemir

Luka x Vesemir

Luka x Vesemir

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I mean it's HOMO sapien not hetero sapien so idk what anyone's problem is

[chocochipclaire]

skirting around my adamant ‘canon geralt is oblivious’ hc with a modern au because I a) wanted to make this joke a b) wanted regis in scrubs

[theklutzymaniac]

The Witcher characters as cat memes I had on my phone:

Geralt

Yennefer

Jaskier

Lambert

Vesemir

Eskel

Ciri

[doomedvoyages]

i mean im no expert on tudor fashion and the witcher just loves to blend time periods for inspiration but jaskier’s costumes are clearly extremely tudor influenced and given that on like, a formal occasion Jaskier does seem to wear his doublet laced closed like doublets are supposed to be (tho it looks like it’s maybe fastened rather than laced? idk man im not a costumer i just love historical fashion)

the fact that most of the rest of the time he’s going around with his doublet unlaced to show his cute embroidered undershirt (i looked up if it had a specific name in tudor fashion and like it does it’s called a chemise which im used to meaning ‘women’s underwear’ for most of modern fashion history, and chemises don’t often have embroidery and embellishments because like, they’re not meant to be seen, altho it’s not uncommon for wealthier people)

he’s essentially wearing the equivalent of the unbottoned shirt to show a cute lacy bralette underneath

[doomedvoyages]

i thought about this again and it cracked me up fuck all yall im hilarious

[assassinofroses]

Why would you hide this in the tags??

[erualthewild]

Joey Batey as Jaskier in

The Witcher Episode 4 “Of Banquets, Bastards and Burials”

[valdomarx]

#can’t believe geralt said that bullshit about fillingless pie#if my bard bf enthralled the entirety of a banquet crowd with a song about fucking i would simply rail him afterwards.#rip to geralt but i’m different  (via @julek)

[crowley-anthony]

(insp)

[qc-miwang-deactivated20221023]

this interaction genuinely cracked me up so much, i get that it’s supposed to be geralt being concerned or something but it just looks like he saw a hot pink drowner

[daryshkart]

some modern au classics

[jaskierswolf]

Hehe! I love this! 😂🥰

[notcraft]

Hmm.

[jaskierswolf]

ahh this is amazing! And yes, Jaskier should keep the shirt… for science.

[purple-soika]

today i offer you smol pocket bat regis :>

[pantofellek]

Zapachniało powiewem jesieni

[handwrittenhello]

i propose that the reason ciri is dressed so nicely in the trailer is that geralt took one look at her and went “oh fuck she’s a princess right? what do princesses wear, dresses??” and then went out and bought her just the most opulent expensive thing he could afford

and maybe he did it because she’s been through so much and even though he can’t give her cintra back, he can make her feel a little more like home

[love-and-cubs-and-white-wolves]

This is definitely in Geralt's style (although I think she's going to get this dress at Nivellen's somehow), but look at this lovely bit from the Lady of the Lake :D!

Ciri: I want new clothes Geralt: Your clothes are fine Ciri: :((( Geralt: ...I'm going to spend all my cash on your clothes, pls smile

[tio-trile]

Chinese meme

[penny-anna]

a sophisticated man

(x x x)

[geraltxtherapy]

jaskier: I’m gonna need a human skull and I can't have you ask any questions why.

yennefer: Only if you also don't ask why

yennefer: *Pulls out 7 pristine human skulls* Take your pick.

jaskier:

yennefer:

jaskier: This one is fine

[cantusf]

THE WITCHER → YENNEFER OF VENGERBERG

If I want something, I don’t dream of it – I act. And I always get what I want