Just had this idea for combining epic and the song troublemaker
You're a troublemaker, you're a troublemaker(Huh) you ain't nothin' but a troublemaker, girl
(Odysseus, Eurylochus and Polites standing in a row)
You had me hooked again from the minute you sat down. The way you bite your lips, got my head spinnin' around. After a drink or two, I was putty in your hands. I don't know if I have the strength to stand (ooh)
(Uh Calypso being Calypso 🙈)
Trouble, troublemaker, yeah, that's your middle name (oh-oh)
(Odysseus in the background- I'm named Odysseus of Ithi- Illusory Athena covers his mouth and drags him by his collar halfway)
I know you're no good, but you're stuck in my brain (Hermes flying and taking away Odysseus in the background from his armpits like a kitten)
And I wanna know Why does it feel so good, but hurt so bad? (Whoa)My mind keeps saying run as fast as you can.
(Polites showing Odysseus the lotus eaters like showing off his new friends)
I say I'm done, but then you pull me back (whoa)
(Polites pulling Odysseus into the cave when he tries to run away)
I swear you're giving me a heart attack. Troublemaker
(Everyone being chased by Cyclops)
It's like you're always there in the corners of my mind. I see a silhouette every time I close my eyes. There must be poison in those fingertips of yours'Cause I keep comin' back again for more (oh-oh)
(Odysseus with dark circles as ghost Polites catches an imaginary butterfly in front of him)
Trouble, troublemaker, yeah, that's your middle name (oh-oh)
(Odysseus and the cyclops scene)
I know you're no good, but you're stuck in my brain And I wanna know Why does it feel so good, but hurt so bad? (Whoa) My mind keeps saying run as fast as you can
(The crew frantically rowing away from Poseidon)
I say I'm done, but then you pull me back (whoa)I swear you're giving me a heart attack Troublemaker
(Odysseus pulling his men away from Circe as they try to go in with heart eyes "I want to be her pig rather than your dog captain!")
Why does it feel so good, but hurt so bad? (Whoa)My mind keeps saying run as fast as you can (you troublemaker)
(Odysseus opening his eyes looking at his empty hands as a dotted silhouette of the bag is shown. He turns around to the crew opening the bag)
I say I'm done, but then you pull me back (whoa) I swear you're giving me a heart attack Troublemaker
(Odysseus and Eurylochus frantically try to close the bag)
Maybe I'm insane' Cause I keep doing the same damn thing Think one day we gon' change But you know just how to work that back And make me forget my name
(Odysseus feeding the crew to Scylla)
What the hell you do, I won't remember I'll be gone until November And you'll show up again next summer,
(Odysseus walking up bound and watches Eurylochus kill the cow with the angry sun god statue in the background)
yeah Typical middle name is Prada Fit you like a glove, girl, I'm sick of the drama You're a troublemaker
(Odysseus with dark circles and ghost Polites but this time Eurylochus is with them)
But damn, girl, it's like I love the trouble And I can't even explain why (yeah)Why does it feel so good, but hurt so bad? (Whoa)My mind keeps saying run as fast as you can (troublemaker, yeah)
(Athena aggressively shoving Odysseus's poster on Zeus's face)
I say I'm done, but then you pull me back (whoa) I swear you're giving me a heart attack Troublemaker
(Telemecus standing in front of Penelope with bruises)
Why does it feel so good but hurt so bad? (And I can't even explain why)My mind keeps saying run as fast as you can (troublemaker)
(Odysseus running through suitors cutting them to Penelope)
I say I'm done, but then you pull me back (whoa) I swear you're giving me a heart attack Troublemaker
Polites, Eurylochus, Odysseus, Athena, Telemecus, Calypso, crewmate and everyone join hands in front of the stage and bow as flowers rain on them.
