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Genderfluid and bi, I she/ they/ he, (25) but you cannot gender me in a way that matters. I'm working on webcomic so maybe look out for that (I have been saying this for like 7 years so don't hold your breath)! Otherwise, I just reblog whatever and sometimes post random fanarts. Current Obsession: Marble Hornets! (Been meaning to watch it since 2012 and finally got around to it! Glad I did) [I created the header, but a lot of the art was done by my friends (plus myself), go check them out @lastritesbish @madd-nerdd @wintercandle42 @betasuppe ] Also check out the "whitenoise chaos siblings" tag! That's where you'll find more content on these beautiful children!! <3

[lovedbz1]

ArtFight 2025

COME FIGHT ME!!!!!

Also check out my partner!!!!

HOPE TO HAVE ANOTHER AWESOME ARTFIGHT!!!

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

posting about being a "sensitive white boy" in 2026 just makes you sound like this

[cobaltspartan]

fascinated by jeff the killer tbh. everyone in that creepypasta has generic white usamerican names (jeff, keith, barbara, billy, etc.) except for jeff the killer's doe eyed little brother liu. why is he liu. is liu chinese? it's okay if he's chinese. is jeff also chinese? has jeff the killer been chinese this whole time? am I a bad person?

[flaccid-rats]

May I offer more text posts on this fine Monday morning?

[cloudabserk]

grace is like rocky be honest am i too clingy? and rocky is like grace i would mind meld with you if i could.

[charl0ttan]

crazy how chicken nugget isnt even retirement age. and somebody conceived over nugget lust could only be just barely past their thirties at most

[charl0ttan]

[assiraphales]

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the search for the imaginary ankle gun (aka ten seconds of march copping a feel)

[shencomix]

THEY'RE ROOMMATES!!! THEY'RE ROOMMATES AND GOOD FRIENDS!!!!!

[inkskinned]

Every day I handle more money than I will ever make. Every day.

At the start of my employment, my boss showed me videos of people stealing, and we both had a chuckle about it. How silly they were! There was a camera overhead, and it’s not to watch the shoppers. See, we can’t actually stop shoplifters. They get away with it maybe nine out of ten times. But we, who are watched and tallied and witnessed? We are always caught.

At first it was hard to hold one hundred dollars bills. An amount I had never seen before. An amount that didn’t exist in my household. It’s normal now. Here is something that is not for me.

“What the hell, I’ll take another,” says the man, pondering our 200 dollar watches. What the hell. Total comes to 580 and not even a flinch in his face. I have been working for 11 hours today and made only 110 dollars. It will go to my rent. Today I work for free, it feels. When I get my check, I will have 35 dollars left for food and saving.

The six hundreds he hands me go into the cash register. For a moment, I imagine having money. Then I put it away, counting out his change.

I know for a fact we sell our products for double what they are worth. That I could be making commission. That they could hand me those 580 dollars and change my life and not even mark the difference in their checkbooks. He’s not the only sale they make today, but I am the reason they made it. He’s not the only one spending 600 dollars, but if I hadn’t spent two hours with him telling me about his life, he wouldn’t have spent any. I go home. I don’t own a watch.

I have watched and rewatched a video on how to make salmon four ways. My shopping list is always the same. Pasta. Rice. Tuna. If I can afford butter it was a good week. I dream of the world I will never walk in, where I can throw the best fish fillet in the cart with a shrug. I hold hundreds in my hand and look up at the camera. I put them under the cash drawer.

I go to work. I scrap together my savings. I eat my bowl of rice slowly. My manager takes a paid week off from work just for his birthday. He owns a yacht. 

I’m not worth the cost of a watch.

[inkskinned]

i wrote this while i was working at orlando’s walt disney world parks.

i was part of their college program. i moved to the state for it. they legally owned the building i was living in and still charged me rent. i ostensibly was being charged to work for them. it was a 2 bedroom apartment and they placed 6 adult women in it in forced triples.

as many as one in ten disney employees have experienced homelessness while working for the company. despite huge efforts to unionize, strike, or otherwise demand fair treatment; disney has refused to increase employee quality of life.

disney admits publicly that a good portion of their success is because the employees (“cast members”) are dedicated, passionate, and selfless. this is never reflected in pay. even “face” characters (ie those that are princesses etc) make barely above a minimum wage.

at the time that i worked there, i made $8.50 an hour. at one point i was asked to create a human shield around a bag because a bomb dog had alerted to it. for eight fucking dollars an hour.

i now work a very cushy office job. i have bought the salmon and cooked it all four ways.

i go to the store. i am nice to the person behind the counter. she looks up at the camera while she counts out my change. there is nothing fundamentally different about her and i.

we are both worth more than the watch, anyway.

[holdoncallfailed]

how it feels to post cringe fandom stuff on the cringe fandom website

[hotvampireadjacent]

[jerryterry]

I’m watching Friends for the first time, got to this part and burst out laughing. I have not edited the sound in any way. It’s weird to think that this was once just a commonplace foley sound effect of fabric being hit, used to enhance a scene.

[jerryterry]

[arcthiej]

Star Devourer

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[librarycards]

i went to eating enough food world and they're excited to meet you. keep eating lots of meals and snacks and take my hand! we can go there.

[librarycards]

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH QUEER AND TRANS EATING DISORDER HAVERS COME EAT ENOUGH FOOD WITH ME!!!!!!! <33333333

[annabelle--cane]

I bet on normal dogs that have an average chance of winning and it's really just a coincidence that they all end up losing so badly it's fine it's fine it is fine

[capybaralovers]