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Wicked dir. Jon M. Chu | 2024

“People who claim that they're evil are usually no worse than the rest of us… It's people who claim that they're good, or any way better than the rest of us, that you have to be wary of.” ― Gregory Maguire, Wicked: The Life and Times of the Wicked Witch of the West

My brain is so fucked up

swan2swan

I was not prepared for Sheriff Snorlax

overpoweredoriginalposter

this town ain’t big enough for the one of me

thebootydiaries

kid: dad whats a 69

dad: well son, a 69 is when two people who love each other very much get together with a 6 and a 9 and a 5 6 7 8 [spotlight turns on] [dad breaks into jazz number]

classicsnake

THE FACT THAT THERE’S PEOPLE WHO ARE AFRAID OF SNAKES MAKES ME SO SAD I MEAN

iguanamouth

look again

dracoharry

I didn’t get hurt boxing at the gym. Cooter hit me. He’d been bugging me all weekend to do the dishes, and I-I promised him I would, but I forgot. And then when he came home from work, I could tell he had a few drinks. And he started yelling, and I tried to calm him down,and then he hit me. But as soon as it happened, I mean right away, he was so sorry. And he started crying and begging me to forgive him.