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Bee | 27 | Chile | They/Them | 🥸

[gangnome-deactivated20200905]

back at it again

[twerklina]

[its-the-blob]

oh my sinuses are like this because the horse plinko is in them

[elodieunderglass]

thank you @downtostars ! It's common for postnasal drip to give you a sore throat - this can make you sound a little horse

[sacred-portal]

[logarto]

[depsidase]

[oliviawebsite]

you call this place "wall greens" yet its walls... are not green? how very pecuilar...

[oliviawebsite]

ah i see now. so "walgreen" was a clan of bandits who conquered various, smaller apothecaries in order to acquire the vast empire they now sit upon. how very cruel, this "america". you are ruled by warlords and do nothing to usurp them?

[pinkisbitter]

That fuckin picture of that guy at agraveyard holdin like, a cup or smt, with a mothman sized moth with him, both staring directly at the camera is somehow the funniest image but I haven’t been able to find it in months

[cryogenicmeltdown]

This one?

[pinkisbitter]

PRECISELY THAT ONE

[pinkisbitter]

[zooophagous]

I have been a sheep caretaker for like two days and already I'm like. Wow. I get it.

I get why these were some of the earliest mammals to ever be domesticated. They look up to humans with this sort of dumb but all at once innocent and pure and trusting expression. They're happy to see you. They follow you around. They like to be rubbed under their chins. Maybe its just some latent Scottish highland shepherd DNA I still have in me but I look at my sheep charges and suddenly I see why the love of God for humanity is so often described as a shepherd and his sheep. I'd fight a wolf for these guys. I'd go way the Hell out of my way for them. I'd carry their young for miles on my own back.

[upward-bound]

nearly 80k reblogs and how many of you eat lamb

[zooophagous]

The ancient shepherds I'm referencing also ate lamb lol

[kiefbowl]

my favorite kind of internet post is “help I asked my wife for an open marriage and she said yes and now she’s having sex and I’m not 😭” favorite song I love this song

[iloveabortions]

[memingursa-deactivated20250625]

Honestly I could see a fallout vault(s) where somebody at vault tec wanted to prove communism wouldn’t work by putting it and a capitalist vault in the same connected system with the same amount of resources only the overseer of the capitalist vault is tasked to sabotage the communist vault at every opportunity metatextually showing how communism historically only fails due to capitalist interference and how that even the “experiment” was rigged due to capitalisms hostility to cooperation. Only Todd Howard would never want to do actually anti capitalist messaging in a fallout game

[memingursa-deactivated20250625]

You and me get fallout more than Todd Howard ever will

[bgm05]

i’m so glad i’ve spent the last 10 years of my life in this website

[littlemut]

me: “sorry ): can’t come!! got so much to do at home”

me as soon as im home:

[copperbadge]

Well, I've got a new favorite sculpture.

Ercole Barovier, "Woman With Shrimp" , circa 1930s, blown and solid-worked glass; permanent collection of the Chrysler Museum.

[memorycycle]

me: hey man hows it going

my friend: *cordyceps on his head 1ft taller than last time* pretty good

[deco-devolution]

And if I succeed I'll count all your teeth I'd swing from the gallows and wave And there, from the noose Lest you're cutting me loose I'd carousel into my grave

[deco-devolution]

GOD I HATE THE PROVING GROUNDS AND ATLAS CAN FUCK RIGHT OFF

[deco-devolution]