The Nerd Cave

Boy oh boy, haven’t updated this in a hot minute. Isaac/Zac, 20, he/him pronouns 🏳️‍⚧️.

[zangoonse]

i love the phrase "cruel and unusual." not only is what you're doing mean but it's also quite frankly fucking bizarre

[teathattast]

[mistbjorn]

[the-lumpfish-queen]

Get this bastard in the particle accelerator. We need their skills and it'll be enrichment

[16woodsequ]

[spoonie-isms]

[portaltwo-deactivated20231028]

[weirdness-is-good]

[lachonk]

Imagine if a hog saw this

[lachonk]

Wouldn’t be nearly as many mushrooms is all I’m saying

[fluentisonus]

trains will announce you're stopping in places you never knew existed

[fluentisonus]

and when it gets dark & you're a little disorientated they like to slip in a couple that really didn't exist before

[andletforsakendidodie]

perfect tags

[dat-goat-boi]

Visit Original Link

You know what? Fine. It’s been 5 years. Here’s the version you always wanted.

[adulthoodisokay]

THANK YOU

[nyahkennay]

u can lift it bunny

[stephensondheim]

I hope its ok i painted your bunny

[mohabbaat-deactivated20260812]

december???? what next??? 2024?????

[heidi8]

And an evergreen reminder from a few years ago.

[kittydesade]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[snaoisean]

[fuzzyizmit]

[apollos-boyfriend]

the fact that we only have “herculean task” and “sisyphean task” feels so limiting. so here’s a few more tasks for your repertoire

icarian task: when you have a task you know you’re going to fail at anyways, so why not have some fun with it before it all comes crashing down

cassandrean task: when you have to deal with people you KNOW won’t listen to you, despite having accurate information, and having to watch them fumble about when you told them the solution from the start (most often witnessed in customer service)

feel free to chime in i ran out of ideas much faster than i anticipated

[alaraxia]

needless to say the vibes were in shambles

[viktor-sbor]

A 50-kilogram anvil floats perfectly on the surface of mercury, because the density of the steel from which it is made is almost half the density of mercury.

[e-102]

damn that shit is light lmfao

[e-102]

stupid punkass anvil

[e-102]

yeah drown his ass. fucking kill him.

[mimiyanna]

This anvil fucking sucks.

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[mint-corset]

FUCK THE CLUB UP JIMMY LETS GO

[beardedmrbean]

Chaos entity Gritty paid a visit to the Philadelphia Zoo, animals seem to have accepted him as one of their own

[csevet-aisava]

what happened to tumblr's boyfriend? i never see boyfriend posts anymore. sorry man we made too many jokes about your boyfriend. yeah he was a really popular joke format for a while and then he fell out of fashion. sorry man.

[wherestoriescomefrom]

why did you people come up with russian names for what is supposed to be a movie set in italy. what was the thought process here. why does she sound like she walked out of a tolstoy novel

[wherestoriescomefrom]

an insane response, but i can't fight this. carry on

[wherestoriescomefrom]

im being hunted for sport in the notes