[abandonrun]

reverse hypochondriac i just ignore everything

[wonderwomemes]

???

[majormeilani]

hospitals in america are like you farted and it was soooo stank we had to turn on a fan. +$100000000000 to your hospital bill

[greelin]

me when i mean business

[aflo]

"oh my goddd fall out boy released a bad song" fall out boy has been releasing bad songs for 20 years

[necrophagesaint]

[spelldealer]

this cannot be a real fortune i just got

[spelldealer]

me: oh yay! i love fortune cookies 🥰 can’t wait to see what my fortune is! 😄💕

this cookie: kill yourself and shut the fuck up

[khytal]

WHY IS THERE A LEGO AXE ON THE BATHROOM FLOOR

[ispeaktoomuch]

To protect you from the lego monsters

[khytal]

[crypticauthour]

Even Weird Al has had that™ experience with Tony Hawk

[packder]

[roguetelemetry]

Tony Hawk IS Forrest Gump

[foone]

So I looked up why and how this happened, and it turns out Weird Al hired a company called Birdhouse Skateboards to provide some “skate/punk” extras for the video. Birdhouse Skateboards is a company started by Tony Hawk, so not only did Weird Al end up putting Tony Hawk in his video without realizing it, he actually hired Tony Hawk’s company without realizing it! And then Tony Hawk just decided to go along as one of the extras himself.

BTW, he’d already won like 40 contests already, some of them international skateboarding contests. So it’s not like Weird Al cast some unknown skateboarder who ended up becoming World Famous Skateboarder, he was already well known and was running his own Skateboarding company.

[cookingwithroxy]

Think of it this way. This wasn’t ‘Weird Al got Tony Hawk to be in his video’, this was ‘Tony Hawk found a way to be in a Weird Al Video.’

[cryoverkiltmilk]

The chance that Tony Hawk has infiltrated your location or piece of media is low

BUT NEVER ZERO.

[redlipstickresurrected]

Nicola Samorì (Italian, b. 1977, Forli, Italy, based Bagnacavallo, Province of Ravenna, Italy) - Anulante, 2018, Paintings: Oil on Copper

[unclefather]

Sometimes I think about how someone just let p!nk put out a song that said “this used to be a funhouse. Now it’s full of evil clowns.”

[unclefather]

that line was written about my vagina

[kaijuno]

Ma’am this is Wendy’s

[unclefather]

Junior baking cheese burger

[societyclub]

HOUSE OF 1000 CORPSES (2003)

[slashercinema]

Sissy Spacek for Carrie (1976)

[broriarty]

[heavensghost]

[unseelie]

​i wish this was in my cart and not someone else’s

[iam0to3yearsold]

you can just take it from their cart. its not their possession if they haven't bought it yet

[unseelie]

if i were thrift shopping and you put your hands into my cart to take a unique handpicked item i was intending to purchase i would break your legs

[vangoghcore]

by rikunorakari

[parapraxisaxis-deactivated20230]

[littlebluecaboose]

i hate sand and rocks so i work in software to make them suffer hope this helps :)