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Yea? No?
Yea? No?
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——————-My elderly relatives liked to tease me at weddings, saying, “You’ll be next!” They soon stopped though, once I started doing the same to them at funerals.
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Starter Call
Perfectly Platonic Starters
“You look like you could use a coffee.”
“Is that something you want to talk about?”
“Come on, sit down. It’s break time.”
“I needed that, thanks…”
“Here’s a blanket. You looked cold.”
“Thank god you’re back, I need to rant.”
“Is my sweater ever going to be returned?”
“Bad day? Emergency plans are in order.”
“Alright your ride has arrived, where to next?”
“I’m brushing your hair, it’s a mess.”
“You happened to go get lunch and ‘bought too much’ huh?”
“Your hugs are the best.”
“Hey. Hey. Heeeeeey. Come on. We’re gonna be late, get up.”
“I’m late, yes. You should be used to that by now.”
“How long as it been that we’ve known each other? Feels like ages.”
“There was something on your face, I had to get it off.”
“You’re sure people think we’re dating?”
“I think it’s hilarious people assume they’re dating just because they’re nice to each other.”
“I need to hang out with someone I like, can we pretend to be working for an hour?”
“Tea and coffee? What happened?”
“Here you go, one forgotten, left it at home in a rush, lost item!”
“I’m going for a walk, you want anything?”
“… sorry I took a nap on you.”
“I suppose I am now requisitioned to being a napping spot.”
“We could pretend we’re dating, but that might confuse your significant other, and then that might be a waste of petty effort for the sake of rumors.”
I highly recommend you follow the person I reblogged this from.
TJ would follow Magneto.
— sentence starters : the umbrella academy, episode 01.04, the man on the moon. content warnings : parental death, physical abuse, torture.
as my number one, i need you to deal with the threat.
because i’m the only one left.
there’s something you have to see.
poor ___. i mean, this is gonna be so hard on him.
are you okay? you know you can talk to me.
hey, no. don’t do that. don’t shut me out.
when i left, you were still… i mean, what… what happened?
i almost died. he saved my life.
i was fine. alright? i am fine. i don’t need any help.
oh, i’m so sorry. i must have fallen asleep last night.
for one day, i think you’ll be fine.
hey, let’s make a deal. around me, you don’t have to apologize just for existing.
when i was a kid, i felt like i had to apologize for even breathing.
i don’t think my dad ever forgave me for being born.
hey, maybe you can thank me over a dinner.
ah, there’s nothing like a little strangling to get the blood flowing, am i right?
what’s so funny, you asshole?
you spent the last ten hours beating me senseless and you’ve learned absolutely nothing.
the truth is, i’m the one person in that house nobody will even notice is gone.
please make him stop talking.
hello? hazard pay?
what the hell? who’d you piss off this time?
okay, what’s going on? you could have called me for an update. so why are you really here?
i just, uh… my mom. she died last night.
oh, you always loved telling me what i can and can’t do.
no wonder we didn’t last.
i’m sorry if i scared you.
well, you start the car, then. ‘cause we’re going on a field trip.
well, it looks like you got what you wanted one way or another, right?
let me guess, you’re gonna save the day.
it’s what i do, asshole.
keep on being a loyal soldier after everything our father did to you.
grow up, ___. we’re not thirteen anymore.
at least he was there. where were you? you and everyone else in this family?
thank christ that i walked out, or i would have ended up just like you.
take your nonsense elsewhere.
who’s the dead babushka?
i barely remember what we had for breakfast at this point.
torturing works best when you know who you’re torturing.
what are you doing? that’s mine. that’s my personal stuff.
this could all be yours for the low, low price of telling us everything.
it had something to do with the end of times, or something.
i hate sprinkles. maybe i just hate donuts.
the world is ending. all this, all these people, they’ll be gone, and they have just… no idea.
you know what the worst part of being dead is? you’re stuck. nowhere to go. nowhere to change.
that’s the real torture, if you gotta know. watching your brother take for granted everything you lost and pissing it all away.
that’s the understatement of the year.
you wanna know why i left? because that’s what you do when you’re seventeen. you move out, become your own person, grow up.
at least i make my own decisions. you’ve never had to hold down a job. pay bills. you ever even been with a girl?
maybe it’s not about why we left. maybe it’s about why you stayed.
you couldn’t let go of the way things used to be.
dad’s dead. mom too, now. we’re orphans again, dude.
things are never gonna go back to the way they used to be.
look, i’m sorry to be the one to tell you this, but sometimes, men are unredeemable shits.
___ felt real. like he saw something in me no one else did.
god, i haven’t felt like that since i was a kid.
yay, sisters?
that’s no way to say hello to your old friends, is it?
welcome back to the land of the living, ____.
you must become the master of your own life, or it will become the master of you.
think i ain’t read the constitution? come back with a warrant.
i drank the whole bottle, didn’t i?
that’s what you do when the world you love goes bye-bye. poof, it’s gone.
i don’t need your protection. do you have any idea how many people i’ve killed?
i’m the four frickin’ horsemen, and the apocalypse is coming.
i like you, and i’m not sorry.
i - i got the flowers. thank you so much.
you know, there may be hope for him yet, don’t you think?
don’t be ridiculous. you think i’d do something like that?
i thought we were in this together. for the long haul.
if i didn’t know he was such a prick, i’d say he looks almost adorable in his sleep.
don’t worry, he’ll sober up eventually and be back to his normal, unpleasant self.
you throw another one of those goddamn knives at me, i’m pressing charges.
i was on my way. i was… why didn’t you wait?
𝐃𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐄𝐑𝐎𝐔𝐒 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒 .
❛ what are you doing? ❜
❛ what , you’re going to kill me? ❜
❛ fuck ! put the gun down ! please , come on ! it’s me , alright ? ❜
❛ what are you doing with that ? ❜
❛ please .. don’t do this anymore ! ❜
❛ let her/them/him go or i’ll blow you away ! ❜
❛ wait ! okay … okay ! okay , i’ll tell you , whatever you want to know .. ❜
❛ you point that thing at me you better pull the trigger . ❜
❛ alright , alright , alright .. i’ll talk ! ❜
❛ please , just let me go , i won’t tell anyone … i promise . ❜
❛ let me out of here ! let me go ! ❜
❛ you’re not getting away this time … ❜
❛ actually , i think i better get going … it’s late and … ❜
❛ come on ! fight back ! fight back ! fight back you coward ! ❜
❛ come on , hit me ! ❜
❛ do it ! pull the trigger ! do it , do it , do it ! ❜
❛ come and find me … polo ! ❜
❛ i don’t want to hide anymore , i don’t want to be afraid anymore … ❜
❛ you keep saying you’re going to stop but you don’t ! ❜
❛ how many more people need to die before you’re satisfied ? ❜
❛ why are you doing this ? ❜
❛ don’t come any closer , that’s far enough . ❜
❛ if you don’t pull the trigger i’ll pull it for you ! ❜
❛ i thought that you were in danger … ❜
❛ you’re dangerous … i , i just don’t want to end up dead .. ❜
❛ i promise i won’t hurt you … ❜
❛ can you please stop screwing with my mind , god ! ❜
❛ i don’t want to be here anymore , please , can we go back ? ❜
❛ um …. i’m not sure i want to go , thanks anyway .. ❜
❛ that sounds dangerous …. i’m in . ❜
❛ i don’t know , it sounds awfully dangerous … ❜
❛ stay back or i will rip your head off ! ❜
❛ i think … this is wrong , no . i can’t just stand by and watch it . ❜
❛ do you think you would ever hurt me like that ? ❜
❛ i can’t be with someone who could hurt me like that … ❜
❛ this is not love ! it is obsession ! a sick one at that ! ❜
❛ are you following me ? what … what do you want ? money ? ❜
❛ please … i have money , just let me go . ❜
❛ i don’t think you realize how the dangerous this game is .. ❜
❛ it’s not just a game ! ❜
❛ if you’re in some kind of trouble , you can tell me . ❜
❛ come on , it’s just a game , what could go so wrong ? ❜
❛ are you the one that’s been watching me ? stalking me ? ❜
❛ actually , do you mind if we just stop/pull over here ? ❜
❛ what are you doing ? you missed the stop back there ? ❜
❛ hello ? is someone there ? ❜
❛ you’re scaring me … ❜
❛ okay , you’re really starting to scare me … ❜
text starters.
[text] hey, can you check if i left the stove on?
[text] seriously?! you used up all the hot water again.
[text] dinner tonight? my treat.
[text] when i said i needed pussy that wasn’t an invitation for you to get me a cat.
[text] i can’t hang out tonight. i’m too busy crying over fictional characters.
[text] well, mark me down as scared and horny.
[text] why does netflix have to be such a judgmental bitch?
[text] i’m going to need you to call me in ten minutes with a fake emergency.
[text] this is by far the worst idea you’ve ever had.
[text] new phone who dis?
[text] i put you down as my emergency contact.
[text] sometimes you just gotta ask yourself ‘is this what captain america would do?’
[text] i miss you.
[text] you okay?
[text] rise and shine, motherfucker.
[text] why did you send me gps coordinates to death valley?
[text] quick question: why are you so cute?
[text] pls help….what dress should i wear?
[text] you are gonna be the death of me one day.
[text] who gave you the right to be so fuckin’ cute?
[text] i just tagged you in like twelve hundred memes. you’re welcome.
[text] did you just rick roll me?
[text] honey, where’s my super suit?
[text] i’m your husband/wife! i’m the greatest good you’ll ever get!
[text] i just made this awkward, didn’t i?
[text] tell me again why i agreed to this?
feel free to change pronouns / wording !
warning for bad language.
“ god, i haven’t done sambuca since i was twenty years old ! ”
“ i’m the king of the world ! ”
“ fuck, that is crazy. ”
“ i like this phone. this is a nice fucking phone. ”
“ did you want me to slice you open like i did your friend ? ”
“ i’m the one with the fucking dick. ”
“ i rule this fucking kingdom. ”
“ shut the fuck up, or you die. ”
“ what, is this not fun anymore ? ”
“ have i failed to entertain you ? ”
“ stop scaring the hostages. ”
“ gets you every fucking time, man. ”
“ are you hurt ? ”
“ i laughed, i cried … i cried some more. ”
“ you want to disrespect me ? ”
“ you fucking deaf ? ”
“ i said get the fuck out of here you chicken fuck ! ”
“ it is brave to swim in a storm. ”
“ you have the right to take my life, but know i will also take yours. ”
“ i’ve never shot anyone before. ”
“ see anything you fancy ? ”
“ i assumed you to be speaking in code. ”
“ i thought we could talk about this like grown ups. ”
“ you’re a natural with a gun. ”
“ it’s been really rough. ”
“ he deserves to die. ”
“ train your body, and your mind will follow. ”
“ could you please stop swearing ? ”
“ without family, who the fuck are we ? ”
“ they come and they blindside you every fucking time. ”
“ this lighter really sucks. ”
“ so much for poetics. ”
“ it’s truly beautiful that you are willing to die for the one you love. ”
“ did you see that explosion ?! ”
“ no sudden moves, okay ? ”
“ you are brave to joke in the face of death. ”
“ i’ll give it back to you after i cut it off. ”
“ you are speaking out of fear. ”
“ imagine how quickly you can succeed if you just take what you want. ”
“ you lie to me again, i will fucking kill you. ”
“ you have ten seconds to tell me who you are before i remotely detonate the c4 under the table and this whole place explodes like a pop bottle. ”
“ kapeesh ? i feel like that’s only an italian thing. only italians can say that. ”
“ everything in business is so goddamn serious. ”
“ i don’t give a fuck about your family. ”
“ it is by my grace that your head isn’t impaled on the antenna of my car. ”
“ leave him alone, assholes ! ”
“ a chopper ? you gotta be fucking kidding me ! ”
“ oh, i’m as high as a kite and the greenhouse is on fire. ”
“ we’re not all savages here. ”
“ i know the woods are lovely, dark and deep, mate … but get the fuck up ! ”
“ helen-fucking-keller could keep up with you. ”
“ my heart’s aflutter in anticipation. ”
“ i’m worried that your heart’s not in it anymore. ”
“ you gotta hand it to the chinese. when they disemboweled you, they did it in bloody style. ”
“ can you imagine getting shivved by this ? ”
“ this is some fucked up foreplay, huh ? ”
“ i thought i could handle my shit. ”
“ insanity is doing the exact same fucking thing over and over again, expecting shit to change. ”
“ i thought they were bullshitting me so - boom - i shot him. ”
“ i am sorry, i don’t like the way you are looking at me ! okay ? ”
“ do you think i am bullshitting you ? ”
“ it’s not like i am fucking crazy. ”
“ luck favours you. ”
“ your sense has been clouded by others. ”
“ you didn’t think i knew you were coming, right ? ”
“ here you are, trapped in the boxes of life like a fucking rat. ”
“ stupid motherfucking white boy. ”
“ you think you know what it takes to fucking kill ? ”
“ peek-a-boo motherfucker. ”
“ you know it’s illegal to buy or chew gum anywhere in singapore ? ”
“ you have become a victim of your own success. ”
“ you must believe your own lie to sell it. ”
“ tell anybody about our conversation, you’re fucking dead. ”
“ put on your best poker face. ”
“ cancer won’t be what kills you. ”
“ i want you to beat him until he can’t stand up. ”
“ i need a drink. ”
“ these ties to your family make you weak. ”
“ time flies when you’re having fun ! ”
“ don’t leave me hangin’. ”
“ i have hidden a knife in my boot. ”
“ i take no pleasure in this. ”
“ can you fly a chopper ? ”
“ i’ve killed so many people i’ve lost count. ”
“ i can feel the anger inside me. ”
listen MOM,,,,, if i wanna get FREAKY with an alien that’s MY business
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hi i was wondering if you have any links? i cant see any but id love to go over your rules, etc.
Hey there! I still need to add some of my tags but the basics are available and can be found here: https://jastark.tumblr.com/n !!
Feel free to ask any questions you’d like or for clarification! Thanks bab!
Starter Call
MUTATION HEADCANON
Okay so one: I’ve decided he’s a mutant in all verses.
Two: here’s his mutation
To begin, TJ was born with the Extremis virus that was passed down at birth from his mother. This virus interacted with his mutation causing a mutated mutation.
REGENERATION: TJ has the ability to regenerate limbs and organs due to Extremis having evolved and mutated in him. This makes it very difficult to kill him. His aging also slows dramatically when he’s in his early twenties causing the potential for a very long life.
REALITY/TIME & SPACE /DIMENSIONAL WARPING: TJ has the ability to manipulate time and reality and ‘teleport’ himself throughout the time, space and the multiverse. Because of this, he exists simultaneously in multiple universes at once. He doesn’t have an alternate version of himself, he is every version. That makes memories rather tricky sometimes and he’ll sometimes use non-existent slang in his main universe. He’s also wary of bringing people with him to other times/universes because sometimes his powers ‘spaz’ and he gets stuck and he’d rather not get someone else stuck too. PEOPLE WHO’D BE MOST USEFUL IN HELPING TJ CONTROL IT: Stephen Strange, The Doctor, Loki