I eat Dingos

I love petrol and I hate you specifically

[jaxolotle]

They’re all completely insane

[jaxolotle]

Don’t you feel supported

[jaxolotle]

Konradical!

[kylekatarnandadmiralthrawn]

cultural ambassador / equerry beefruit, titan princeps moonshine, and equerry ball.

felinid menial-cat heights vary between three and four feet tall.

the universe is so big and theyre so small...

[jaxolotle]

[jaxolotle]

As a Christmas present yous can see a little Ellie

[jaxolotle]

Merry rutting Christmas

[jaxolotle]

You people don’t even know who Ellie is. Contemptible, ignorant of your own ignorance, naive little lambs sheltered from the horrifying truth

[jaxolotle]

Some real quick tech priest sketches because I’ve seen a slew of them really rubbish ones lately where they’re just young looking humans with a few licks of silver body paint; and nothing gets inspiration running like raw disgust

[indigosfindings]

netflix subtitles are great for when you want to read a caption with like 50% resemblance to what's being spoken

[indigosfindings]

character in a movie: buddy, i'm gonna tell you what i've got to do

netflix subtitles: i'll say what i must do

[indigosfindings]

character in a movie: *exhales*

netflix subtitles: (blows raspberry)

[indigosfindings]

character in a movie: ciao!

netflix subtitles: (in italian) bye!

[beemovieerotica]

*character in a movie: ciao!

netflix subtitles: (speaks foreign language)

[yourheartinyourmouth]

IF YOU LIVE IN THE USA

THIS IS ILLEGAL

REPORT THEM TO THE FCC

THEY HAVE A LINK ON THEIR WEBSITE TO RWPORT IT

ITS REQUIRED BY THE ADA THAT SUBTITLES EXACTLY MATCH THE DIALOGUE

i reported basically every Star Trek show on Paramount+ because the subtitles were all fucked up. they sent me auto emails to let me know they were working on it, and then a real life human being got in touch with me after they had fixed it, to ask if i was still experiencing the issue. they WILL do something, they are required by FEDERAL LAW to do something.

[jaxolotle]

🤓

[jaxolotle]

Been a while since I drew him so here’s a quicky. Weirdly enough a bunch of old Mort posts kicked up dust while I was drawing it

[jaxolotle]

They met some space marines

[jaxolotle]

And more

[jaxolotle]

The guard posting continues

[jaxolotle]

I stand with @kylekatarnandadmiralthrawn . The guard-posting will continue until morale improves

[jaxolotle]

In collaboration with @kylekatarnandadmiralthrawn the guard-posting will continue until morale improves

[jaxolotle]

[jaxolotle]

This is how I draw dogs

And this is my dog. You can clearly see the influence here