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most awkward person you will ever meet jaxoneasterling

[jaxonsavage]

Thought it said feed my lizard hole. never know with this place.

[lmaonade]

this is so damn funny

[lmaonade]

[spacepearl]

if you wanna know how long this year has been: the whole fucking tide pod fuckery happened in january

[veryfunnymemes]

[jaxonsavage]

@ojeezscoob truly one of the best cooking shows. makes me feel better about my own cooking

[beachdeath]

a rich girl i knew in high school just made a facebook status talking about how “unsafe” her new neighbourhood is and relating a story of how she’d discovered a homeless man sleeping in the stairwell and called the fucking cops on him and all of the comments were like, “omg that’s so scary i’m so sorry you had to go through that” what wildly different moral universes we occupy

[straightboyfriend]

[quatara]

i never understood it when bullies would be like “im gonna beat you up. meet me outside at 3” just dont go

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

sweet fuck vampires are pale b/c they’re anemic

[tynot]

Did you only just realize this? They also suck blood because they cant get vitamin d from sun exposure.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

take a multivitamin you melodramatic victorian appropriating eternal dumbasses

[smooththegoofyshark]

This is my favorite description of a vampire ever

[dankmemeuniversity]

[mintykiwi]

people who can’t read backwards i’m so sorry

[jaxonsavage]

Im watching nailed it and i forgot how sad all the food is.

[zaefromthebay]

[somegrumpynerd]

You’ve Heard Of “Harold, They’re Lesbians” Now Get Ready For

[thetattedstoner]

*Me every time my feelings get hurt*

[photosbygy-deactivated20200605]

fine words from the finest lady

[pleasequietdown]

No Noise November. everyone shut up

[neenarchive]

good news everyone

girls