Jay Hawk, my love

Welcome to the inner workings of my mind. It's so dark and foul that I can't disguise.

[wlwaffle-deactivated20180825]

tbh at this point i don’t even sleep anymore i just die for a few hours and wake up with the urge to play video games

[sweatrer-deactivated20131020]

ur insecure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) i kno what for ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ur a bitch ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[frootfarm]

[drunkvanity-deactivated20161113]

shout out to the girls that hate their bodies but are trying really really hard to find the beauty and comfort in them because that shit is hard and takes a lot of time and is emotionally exhausting. i’m proud of y’all.

[jay-hawk-my-love]

But like why does Kellin always look like he's trying to read the bottom line of the letter chart at an eye exam

[jay-hawk-my-love]

Few things are worse than the sudden realization that none of your friends from high school miss you and that you need to stop living in memories and move on with your life

The guy next to me at Barnes n Noble

[shirleywritesabit-blog]

You are not just studying for your future.

You are studying to save those patients.

You are studying to save that family’s mother from a lengthy jail sentence.

You are studying to teach us all.

You are studying to improve global communication.

You are studying to improve the environment.

You are studying so we learn from the past.

You are studying so technology progresses.

Who ever you are and whatever your goals are.

Your decision to study will change the world. 

Literally.

[jay-hawk-my-love]

im just studying to make Portal 3 and make a steven universe rpg

[acceptingmyinsanity]

This generation has a nice looking plane movie

While our generation  found entertainment through this manufactured horror.

[jay-hawk-my-love]

The nightmares come flooding back

[pretendplaytime-blog]

[whatssexting]

adeventute time helped me get over my last breakup no fuckin joke i shit u not

[artemisiasea]

literally adventure time knows their shit

[babylizard-blog]

this is 911 state your emergency

[apocalypseteens-deactivated2013]

YES I NEED HELP IMMEDIATELY I CAN’T FIND MY LIZARD

[shadow-pop]

911 I THINK MY LIZARD IS BROKEN

[medusamantha]

YOU THINK YOU’VE GOT PROBLEMS? MY PHONE SEEMS TO HAVE LOST IT’S LEGS

[mcsprinkles]

911 I CAN’T GET MY PHONE OFF THE RECEIVER

[alltailnolegs]

MA’AM YOUR PHONE NEEDS TO BE IN THE UNLOCKED POSITION AND MAY NEED TO BE PROVIDED WITH ADDITIONAL HARDWARE TO FUNCTION CORRECTLY.

[lollipopatrice-deactivated20210]

YES HELLO 911 CAN YOU HEAR ME I DROPPED MY HEADSET IN THE WATER DO YOU READ

[mortimus-maximus]

TO BE HONEST 911, I AM NOT SURE WHAT MY PHONE IS DOING

[flygex-eatin-on-softies]

911 MY PHONE IS FACING THE WRONG WAY AND I CAN’T GET IT TO TURN AROUND.

[hootaloodle]

yes 911 hello all these people are crazy

[hootaloodle]

this is still going around and it makes me rly happy.

[gayboi-magee]

Reblog if your parents have ever:

- pointed out acne - treated you like a little slave (you get them EVERYTHING) - made fun of people who you idolize - made you feel like an outcast - ever called you a mistake or worthless - forced you to go to a place where you weren’t comfortable - made jokes about your weight - made you cry - made you break down - made you feel like you were all alone If so I’m going to send each and everyone of you a message!

[alecanna]

we are together in this

[wtf-jax]

MIDDLE FINGERS UP IF YOU DON’T GIVE A *whispers quietly so my parents can’t hear me* frick

[siacherry]

*POLICE SIRENS*

[mutecrows]

*HELICOPTER BLADES WHIRRING*

[saltyhealer-deactivated20170126]

[gavin screaming]

[piginapoke]

who the fuck is Gavin

[victorianho]

i don’t know but he seems pretty upset

[lebada]

THIS IS A LEGENDARY POST IVE ONLY SEEN IN SCREENSHOTS

[jay-hawk-my-love]

but like have you ever listened to a muted trumpet over a quiet soft drum beat with violins playing long high notes in the background while you were laying in bed with your eyes closed at 3 in the morning? if you ever want to imagine what it feels like to be in a New York City apartment on a rainy day, watching the traffic 10 stories below speeding by, do this. i don't care how. find a way.

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[jay-hawk-my-love]

THIS IS SO FUNNY OHMIGOSH HAPPY APRIL FOOLS

[sorryimamemewhore]

Hey you know when a joke about suicide is funny?? Never.

[jay-hawk-my-love]

They're attracted to my /whistly holes/