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An emoji spell to help make October a prosperous month.
Likes charge. Reblogs cast.
me when i play videogames
Oh Fuck I Sure Hope I Don’t Die
me when i see my ex wifes toyota previa barrelling down my street
Lmaoooooooo
“I ain’t hearin shit”
“I’m messin wit it, I’m messin wit it doe.”
“And guess what? It was good as fuck”
Y'all ain’t shit for this 😭
Nfs he dead look like a dinosaur 😭
@seikamoomoo
this is the kind of wholesome content this website desperately needs
@jay-is-my-name
the internal lore of my steven universe AU where all the gems are cars and all the humans are still humans deepened on twitter tonight
now at this point it’s clear that in this AU part of rose (her gem; her life) became steven and part of her (her body) became greg’s van
steven has wheels and his eyes light up
thanks for reading
Greg fucked a car
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if only I knew how to work photoshop or add an unholy amount of jpg artifacts to things, then I could produce some REAL dumbass reaction images
Hello and welcome to Captain Snoop’s tutorial on how to really FUCK UP pictures.
Step 1: Open Photoshop and open the image in question
Step 2: Just go straight to “Save As” and be sure to save as a jpg
Step 3: in the compression options, slide the lil slider all the way to the left, compressing the fuck out of the image
Step 4: Screenshot your fucked up image and cancel saving
Step 5: Past the screenshot, adjust your image, and Save As again
Step 6: same as before, just slide that shit all the way to zero quality and screenshot again
Step 7: Repeat until you get the desired amount of compression scum
Step 8: grab yourself the magic want tool and start select a random part of the image
Step 9: Go in to Effects > Sharpen > Sharpen Edges and repeat this effect on different parts of the image
Step 9: Add another few layers of compression scum for good measure.
Congratulations! You have now officially turned this:
In to THIS:
But sometimes that isn’t enough. Sometimes you gotta go the extra fuckin’ mile.
Find yourself a website with a “meme creator,” Imgur has a nice one. Put your stupid shit of choice in there,
Ah, but that’s still not good enough. Let’s do some more shit to it.
oh yeah thats the good shit. let’s keep going. let’s find an this picture would look nice with some “enhancements.” Let’s upload it to Imgur again and use their in-browser image editor to fuck around with it.
Stick some of the enhancements like color correction, brightening, and “high def” on it, and slap one of their filter effects on it. Holy shit. It looks good.
Not done though. I made an unfortunate typo. I need to correct it.
NOW THATS A GOOD MEME
EXQUISITE
@jay-is-my-name @corvus-caligare
Did that cat just turn into a dog with a single button press?
witchcraft
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special times for cat people
when they’re cleaning their feets and spread all their little toes out
when they smelled something weird and make a stinky face
when they walk up to you making little chirpy purrs of inquiry
when they get distracted by a noise mid-lick and a tongue blep occurs
when they see a bird and do that ekekekk thing
when they become possessed by the devil and tear around the house with demonic speed and then pause mid-vicious-attack of a scratching pole to whip their head around and fix you with their all-pupil stare of unhinged terror
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Mom: “why don’t you leave your room, its summer”
Me:
Mom: “it’s overcast, why are you going out, i thought you hated the outdoors”
Me:
This is a good addition I support this
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chaotic good
Redditors design worst volume sliders possible
Some of these are genius! ( see reddit / via )
Well, this post went a bit nuts.
That last one honestly belongs in hell
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Oh my fucking GOD
this is the best thing I have ever seen with my own two eyes.
oh my gosh he’s gently play-biting them like they’re his own babies
I can’t stop crying. He is so big and a fucking apex predator they are just vulnerable little happy sausages and they love him so much and he loves them ;_;
Apparently he also shares his food with them! I can’t, I’m dying.
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