Space Ace™

tired art hoe | always a slut for voltron | still homestuck trash | commissions open!!

[k-eke]

Human … where is the milk?

[9km]

GET IT LIFTED bewwewweew  bebewwewew  bbwbewbewebewbew HWOOA WHOOo WHOoo WHAOo firetruck

[spooky--goblin]

now this... this is the kind of content i want recommended to me

[dopeeeeeeshxt]

Ayeeee

[lightspeedsound]

Adorable, beautiful magic

[green-loaf]

Guys, I think I might be gay

[livsalot]

[sugoidekai]

[durbikins]

the fuck are you looking at? what’s down there

[browningtons-deactivated2018041]

[seikamoomoo]

hey man

(this is so old lol long time no tumblr)

art tag | Instagram

[seikamoomoo]

hi i love @amandla w my whole heart

[bigstupiduglyogre]

[phanchester]

Stop what you’re doing. Reblog if you should be sleeping or doing work.

[thatadhdfeel]

Not Yelling At Children is Better Than Yelling At Children, More At 11

[josieandthepussycatsofficial]

[nowherebloom]

Anne Hathaway, Audra McDonald and Raul Esparza in “Twelfth Night”

[theburialofstrawberries]

#rbing this feels like rbing like. the mona lisa. like its just too iconic

[warmheartworm]

[zvaigzdelasas]

“Hi Dril - can’t we be civil about this?” has about 40 times the emotional impact as cutting to black with a gunshot sound

[unclefather]

Pan Cake

[c-bassmeow]

[dashaibo]

Gay people from 1950-2010: we are human just like you, we’re not another species or a subculture, the only difference is that we are attracted to the same gender.

Gay people in 2018: straight people are stinky, WIG!

[if-only-angels-could-prevail]

straight people ARE stinky

[if-only-angels-could-prevail]

wig!

[salty-red-mage]

[exyrpf]

there were 8 years between 2010 and 2018 where we didn’t exist but were just powering up our heterophobia gages

[dazaichuuya]

fuck tumblr. meet me in the pillow room on animal jam

[webscene-remade]

answered a scam call today and had the most bizarre conversation

[webscene-remade]

scam caller: hello, how are you today?

me: great!

scam caller: good. I’m calling because your IP address has been compromised. I’ll just need you to get in front of your computer so we can get your account fixed up.

me: okay! there is one thing I’m wondering, though

scam caller: what?

me: you really couldn’t think of a better lie?

scam caller:

me: like, my “IP address has been compromised.” How, exactly, does an IP address become “compromised”?

scam caller:

me: I was just wondering, is all

scam caller: why did you answer?

me:

me: what?

scam caller: if you knew this wasn’t a legitimate call, then why did you answer?

me: oh, I just though I would have some fun at your expense.

scam caller: what expense? talking is no expense to me.

me: well, you’re currently not accomplishing your goal

scam caller: my goal?

me: your goal of scamming my elderly grandmother. You’re not accomplishing that. I’d call that an expense.

scam caller: well, can I scam you?

me:

me: did you- did you ask if you can scam me?

scam caller: yes. can I scam you?

me, baffled: sure, you can try

scam caller: you need to get in front of your computer

me: yeah, that’s still a problem. I’m eating tater tots right now and I really don’t feel like getting up.

scam caller: okay. I will call you tomorrow morning, then.

me: I might not answer. My grandma definitely won’t.

scam caller: You answered today.

me: …touché?

scam caller: I will call you tomorrow. Have a good day.

[marioyuri-moved-to-transkaito]

Enemies to lovers, slow burn, 500K

[vincent-van-gtg]

[fitnessdesire]

Can’t risk it

[laderdesders1]

The duck of creativity. I waited so long for it.

[theindependentconservative]

It’s back!  Help me duck of creativity!