jace (they/them)

serial whiner + occasional sports enjoyer

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hi!!

my name is jace and i am non-binary and queer :)

i am 23 (so v much an adult - only really in number tbh i am not mature at all)

uhh if you need anything don’t be afraid to ask :D

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if I had a nickel for every time a cyclocross rider beat tadej pogacar on the champs-élysées id have twooo nickels which isn't a lot but it's weird it happened twice right?

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"i don't want to complain but -" max my guy all you DO is complain LMAO

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WAY MORE interesting of a start than I was expecting haha

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disappointed with all the sports i had streaming this morning 🫩

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GO SEPP GO

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NOT SUPRISED

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it makes u wonder if jonas wouldn't have crashed if he wasn't awake at 2am doing an anti-doping test

tadej's at 5 is a little more reasonable but not so much when u hear he couldn't go back to sleep and was racing on 4 hours of rest 🤔

ik testing is a part of the job but it's really reckless to be depriving riders of sleep before such intense, long stages like today

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hello!! we r once again back with the ao3 tag highlights!! bc my list has become unfathomably long LMAO lmk if u'd like to see more i have SO MANY

✨ miscellaneous anime edition✨

28. military dictatorships are decidedly not Based

34. daddy long dick just landed in tokyo baby

43. And I Feel Incredibly Self-Indulgent In This Chili's Tonight

53. of course you have green skin and pronouns

56. everyone knows you can't be straight in space

59. no one consents to be RAISED from the DEAD

64. gumo gumo no cock

69. makino is NOT experiencing horrors. the horrors are however still harassing people

74. they spent 30 years together and raised 2 children what do you MEAN they were not pirate married

75. can you really call yourself a pirate if you haven't been arrested for sodomy at least once

89. two best friends in kamui. they might kiss

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ok so we agree that the pu in lando's car was for sure killing him before right?

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BRO I THOUGHT SPA WAS ANOTHER WEEK AWAY

i missed both of the free practices today

>:(

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the teams complaining about the uae team strategy like they aren't letting them control the whole race by letting them set the pace every fucking day and letting tadej do NOTHING until the end of every stage

clearly what the rest of y'all are doing ain't fucking working if they are dominating every single day and have a 40% stage win rate rn

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this is NOT the race bruh

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HOW DID I KNOW

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For anybody not caught up: Tennessee just passed a new map that pretty much makes it so black neighborhoods have no power in local votes. Two things about this. While protestors were chanting "No Jim Crow", white Tennessee lawmakers were caught laughing on video. On top of this, Representative Justin Pearson and his brother KeShaun Pearson were arrested for trying to give their takes on the matter (which is not only their legal right but literally his job). If you give a shit about black people, help fight this. We can't allow a return to Jim Crow.

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my predictions for this race is that it's going to be rly boring and kimi is going to win again unless his car like. blows itself up or something again idk

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if u told me they replaced the rb car with a tractor for this qualifying i would believe u