Jay

Names Jay, I'm 27, and this blog is trash

[gameraboy]

[kenyatta]

As a 4 year old, this was the funniest thing I’d ever seen. I think I talked about it for days.

This is still funny to me.

[rwiggly]

lmfao just walking away at the end like fuck this shit I’m out

[jaybirdforever]

[feeshies]

Things about journalism that tumblr never seems to grasp

Headlines have to be as streamline as possible. Aka, they can’t include names unless the article is about a well-known public figure.

Those “water is wet” articles do more then explain what you already know, they’re providing evidence and sources that support/explain what you already know.

Oh my god, there’s information after the headline.

[helloitsbees]

another one that i see a LOT, especially regarding cases involving sexual assault or harassment: using the word “alleged” does not mean that the writer of the article doubts a victim’s accusations, it just means that the accused person hasn't been formally convicted 

[susiephone]

^^^^ SERIOUSLY. it’s actually illegal for the press to refer to someone outright as a rapist or a murderer, especially if they haven’t been convicted. if they haven’t been formally convicted in a court of law, they’re always “alleged” or “accused,” or the journalist could be sued for libel.

[basiccaninefurry-deactivated201]

so this morning i was playing with the slow-mo mode on my phone, hoping to get a majestic vid of a bumblebee taking off

but instead i found this dumbfuck

[moonblossom]

Oh my god its little flailing legs. I’m dying.

[goth-cowboy-deactivated20150401]

infomercial bee says that there has GOT to be a better way

[bogleech]

A better way to bee

[itsukakendo]

Love these kiddos

[itsukakendo]

[dread-thread]

I swear this is my girl Jiro’s catchphrase 😭💜

[littleblackmindsoul-deactivated]

let this happen please

[skorachshit]

bird just flew into my window and tried to play it off all cool by immediately picking at leaves on the ground like…. king… its okay we’ve all been there….

[lesbiantahani]

Jenny Slate, Stage Fright (2019)

[ryebreadgf]

Ugly, Bitter, and True by Suzanne Rivecca

[homemade-ghosts]

John Mulaney on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert (2020)

[loadbearingsonicjpg-deactivated]

When you have no idea who you are or what your personality is you get really good at synthesizing outward influence into something a little different so you can present it as your own. Observational comedy and being the funny friend is a very easy extension of that

[studio-thomas-walsh]

A little mushroom finds a puddle

[easyvirgin-deactivated20160413]

happy Thursday the 20th

[askjennaflorida]

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

[mx-mythical-deactivated20260319]

next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th

August 2015

October 2016

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September 2018

December 2018

June 2019

February 2020

August 2020

You know, just in case you wanted to set your queue for the next 6 years

[catzpah-deactivated20240520]

people need to stop calling celebrities billionaires derisively lmao. only a handful of the richest celebrities are billionaires (oprah, michael jordan, steven spielberg, george lucas, kylie jenner). googling some of the biggest a listers (taylor, katy perry, gaga, brad pitt, kim kardashian), i found most of them had a networth of between 300 and 400 million. ariana grande only has 50 million. and that’s an OBSCENE amount of money, like feel free to call them millionaires derisively. they are too rich. but it’s nothing compared to jeff bezos’s 109.9 billion, bill gates’s 93.3 billion, warren buffet’s 87.2 billion, etc. you’re supposed to see ariana and think she’s the height of wealth. she’s not even close. conflating celebrities with CEOs isn’t helpful - acting like taylor swift and jeff bezos are remotely comparable shrouds just how much money the richest people in the world have. you don’t have to LIKE celebrity culture but use words correctly please.

[catzpah-deactivated20240520]

ever since i wrote this post i haven’t been able to stop thinking about how there’s less of difference between my net worth and taylor swift’s net worth than there is between taylor swift’s net worth and jeff bezos’s net worth. i looked it up and she has seven properties valued at around 81 million dollars. and jeff bezos is exponentially more wealthy than her! i know the internet is FILLED with little ways to conceptualize how much money people like jeff bezos has but like it’s soooo fucking crazy when you think about

[whitepeopletwitter]

[hiwelcometoua]

Iida, opening the door: Why are you here?

Mina: Miodoriya texted me and said Uraraka got hurt.

Mina: So I brought a watermelon.

Iida: Why a watermelon?

Mina: Uraraka loves watermelons.

Iida:

Izuku:

Mina:

[ Uraraka sobs and hugs watermelon ]

[boomjob]

Ways people draw elf ears:

Slightly pointy

Very pointy

Triangles

Stitch ears

[boomjob]

oh You Know

[hannahlady]

world of warcraft impossible ears

[boomjob]

OH YOU KNOW

[most-definitely-human]

[lofibeatstogoferalto]

HOT TAKE: REALLY LONG ELF EARS ARE THE ANIME TIDDIES OF THE ELF WORLD

[officialfist]

Hey man maybe shut the fuck up.

[lofibeatstogoferalto]

[giantscottbakula]

Limiting ear length is a sign of weakness.

[hokuto-ju-no-ken]

You are all like little babies

watch this

[internalcumbustionengine]

you made this post a lot worse thanks

[hokuto-ju-no-ken]

you’re welcome

[thecollectibles]

Girl by Xi Zhang

[micdotcom]

Watch: It’s your right to share your salary, not doing so could be holding you back.

[annakie]

At my last company, one day someone in accounting approached me at lunch and quietly told me I need to ask for a raise because I was way underpaid.

They gave me a number to shoot for.  It was about twice than what I had been making at the time.

So I went online, did some research, found some figures backing up my claim, put it all together and went to my boss.

I got what I asked for.

If it hadn’t been for that person in accounting telling me I was way underpaid, I’d have never known.  I went from barely scraping by to being able to have a savings account and getting all my debts paid thanks to them.

You should at least check sites like salary.com to start the process of seeing what you should be making.

[brianadeshe]

Because this is crucially important

[gayforbagels]

Except for the fact that 90% of the time you are under contract not to talk about your salary otherwise the company can sue you. Every job I’ve had I’ve had to sign that I won’t discuss my pay with other employees otherwise my employment is terminated and the company will take legal action. 

[kintatsujo]

It’s actually illegal for companies to forbid wage discussion, they’re just counting on you not knowing your rights.

[tuf-luv]

Important

[ryantherabbot]

Fuck.

[radiantsolstice-blog]

If you scrolled right past this - GO THE FUCK BACK UP - this is a huge PSA

jfc I’ll be having some words with some folks

[retail-hell]

People at HoAnns believe this garbage that we can’t talk about or wages, but that was how we found out about a gap in management wages, and a gap between people who were hired under the old SM and the new SM.

[the-customer-is-an-asshole]

Seriously guys, try salary.com. I just checked it myself, and now I’m actually pretty pissed

[biankatdraws]

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