Bullshit Proficiency

My name is Orange Crush Moxie and I love u. Mostly TAZ but who knows at this point. Call me boom! she/they - ace/bi - 19 writing tag is “boom talks,” Boomjob on Ao3

[zaehr0]

That mood when u get picked first in gym class

Follow up:

[boomjob]

Hi it’s been awhile!

I’m posting this here to say I’ve moved on to greener pastures! You can find me and my art at @zaehr0 now, I’m posting mostly TAZ rn. Catch some of my new drawings for TAZ G!

[meangirlnurse]

[catchymemes]

[charlesoberonn]

[angelicguy]

class warfare

[strongermonster]

i love student housing. i’m in the common room waiting for a friend and there’s some dude crying on the couch w a bunch of his friends around him and i can only hear bits and pieces but someone asked him “who gets the minecraft server if you guys break up?” and he started crying harder and a 3rd person reached over to smack the guy who asked it on the back of the head

[strongermonster]

university is the best place on earth bc everyone has like 400 iq points but we’re all collectively only using 18 of them (7 on weekends but we have to share them)

[arealghost]

i dont care what anyone says, mob is incredibly fucking funny

[sexy-necromancing-bird]

I FOUND A PICTURE OF JOHN MULANEY IN COLLEGE AND??????? I CAN NOT BELIEVE THIS MAN DID COCAINE

[sexy-necromancing-bird]

HE LOOKS LIKE A LITERAL CHILD??????????

[funky-art-cactus]

[ziraseal]

he looks like the quiet love interest in a teen movie who gets the girl at the end because he thought she looked beautiful even when she had glasses on

[sarahmonious]

Visit Original Link

Travis: You know what I like to say with donuts?

Griffin: What?

[jauntylittlefrillyboy]

[audio transcript]

Justin: And don’t forget to show how you hashtag, say it with donuts, this valentines season by tagging Krispy Kreme with a photo of your favorite Valentines Day donut phrase. And then, it doesn’t say this but I would say you definitely want to append the hashtag, hashtag say it with donuts.

Travis: You know what I like to say with donuts? 

Griffin: What?

Travis: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Justin: *laughing instantly and loudly* You dumb piece of shit! I can’t believe we share genetic material, you make me so angry. 

Travis: *loud, satisfied laughter*

Justin, barely containing his laughter: I hate your guts!

all: *laughing*

[reinerist]

Ladies do not start fights, but they can finish them!  The Aristocats (1970), dir. Wolfgang Reitherman

[intensional]

can’t stop thinking about how around 5 years ago i used to reblog videos of a random girl saying a hoe never gets cold and now she’s cardi b

[intensional]

[trulyvincent]

Falling Glitter

[vital-information]

I told Miyazaki I love the “gratuitous motion” in his films; instead of every movement being dictated by the story, sometimes people will just sit for a moment, or they will sigh, or look in a running stream, or do something extra, not to advance the story but only to give the sense of time and place and who they are.

“We have a word for that in Japanese,” he said. “It’s called ma. Emptiness. It’s there intentionally.”

Is that like the “pillow words” that separate phrases in Japanese poetry?

“I don’t think it’s like the pillow word.” He clapped his hands three or four times. “The time in between my clapping is ma. If you just have non-stop action with no breathing space at all, it’s just busyness, But if you take a moment, then the tension building in the film can grow into a wider dimension. If you just have constant tension at 80 degrees all the time you just get numb.”

Which helps explain why Miyazaki’s films are more absorbing and involving than the frantic cheerful action in a lot of American animation. I asked him to explain that a little more.

“The people who make the movies are scared of silence, so they want to paper and plaster it over,” he said. “They’re worried that the audience will get bored. They might go up and get some popcorn.

But just because it’s 80 percent intense all the time doesn’t mean the kids are going to bless you with their concentration. What really matters is the underlying emotions–that you never let go of those.

— Roger Ebert in conversation with Hiyao Miyazaki

[luvindowney]

First Official Avengers End Game Promo picture 

[acetrek]

[geekandmisandry]

If various companies think that pulling their content from Netflix so they can host their own streaming service will make them sign up to theirs then they are wrong. It will just make me pirate their content again.

[hotephoetips-deactivated2018123]

The whole point of paying for a streaming was getting all the stuff you like on one place. If I have to pay for multiple streaming services I might as well buy cable.

[thighetician]

It’s like they don’t realize that I only stopped stealing as a courtesy to the creators. Make it remotely inconvenient and I’ll go right back to piracy

[mayothompson]

“i’m trash/empty/dead inside”

[dillondean]