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writing? oh, i’m definitely writing. in my head. during the most inconvenient times. like in the shower or when i’m about to fall asleep. actual typing? no, no, we don’t do that here.
Douglas Adams is the best when it comes to describe characters
they need to teach classes on Douglas Adams analogies okay
“He leant tensely against the corridor wall and frowned like a man trying to unbend a corkscrew by telekinesis.”
“Stones, then rocks, then boulders which pranced past him like clumsy puppies, only much, much bigger, much, much harder and heavier, and almost infinitely more likely to kill you if they fell on you.”
“He gazed keenly into the distance and looked as if he would quite like the wind to blow his hair back dramatically at that point, but the wind was busy fooling around with some leaves a little way off.”
“It looked only partly like a spaceship with guidance fins, rocket engines and escape hatches and so on, and a great deal like a small upended Italian bistro.”
“If it was an emotion, it was a totally emotionless one. It was hatred, implacable hatred. It was cold, not like ice is cold, but like a wall is cold. It was impersonal, not as a randomly flung fist in a crowd is impersonal, but like a computer-issued parking summons is impersonal. And it was deadly - again, not like a bullet or a knife is deadly, but like a brick wall across a motorway is deadly.”
And, of course: “The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don’t.”
the one that will always stay with me is “Arthur Dent was grappling with his consciousness the way one grapples with a lost bar of soap in the bath,” i feel like that was the first time i really understood what you could do with words.
I will reblog this every time I see it because these are some of my favorite sentences in the English language.
Same
“Yeah,” said the voice from under the table, “you go to pieces so fast people get hit by the shrapnel.”
I often talk about Arthur Dent’s desire for a cup of tea in creative writing sessions.
All Arthur wants is a really good cup of tea. Simple, yes? But the planet where he can get a really good cup of tea no longer exists. What Arthur really wants is to go home. And he can’t.
What is your character’s “cup of tea”: the simple symbol of the deeper and unobtainable desire?
Okay while I’m still coherent, here’s the thing about fanfiction.
I write fic for three reasons: a) because I want more content, b) because the writer/s did the character/s dirty and I want to fix it, and c) because my head would explode with unborn ideas otherwise.
Missing scenes are a), fix-its are b), and AUs vary depending on the level of canon divergence. You get me.
Now, why do I publish fic? a) spite, and b) need for validation.
Sometimes the lack of validation is discouraging, and I see no point in writing, but you know what? If you take away validation, you create a void; a void that will sooner or later fill with the other reason why I publish: spite.
Yes, spite. Not only at the writers of the medium, but also at the lack of response. Because you know what? I don’t care. I’m gonna subject the internet to my writing whether you want it or not. If I get comments, great. If not, fuck it. I’m gonna do it anyway not for you, but for myself.
Don’t like what I write? Hit the keyboard and write something better. Come on, I’ll wait with bated breath. Fill this tag with content and then, maybe then, I will finally chill the fuck out. (I probably won’t.)
I write because if not me, then who? I publish because if not me, then who? It doesn’t matter how many kudos, hits, or replies my stuff gets - I’m gonna keep writing until I’m no longer physically able to. If not for this fandom, then for another. I was lucky enough to be born with working hands and Azathoth knows that I’m gonna use them whether you like it or not. You do? Great! You don’t? Tough luck.
I don’t care that my stuff doesn’t get any comments, or the views are only in the double digits, or that I barely get any kudos. I don’t care. I wasn’t put on this planet to entertain; I was put here to write, and that’s what I’m gonna do.
that’s…that’s hella inspiring
Sometimes, writing exactly what you are thinking inspires you and everyone else, too. This is the proof of that. Holy fish, I got goosebumps after reading this.
Knight: I have trained in all forms of combat and weapons since birth. I cannot be bested.
Some horsecock motherfucker:
Knight: … What the fuck
OH FUCK YES I GET TO TALK ABOUT LANTERN SHIELDS.
For anyone seeing this post and wondering what kind of unholy heresy is currently having a blacksmithing orgy in front of their eyes, this is called a Lantern Shield.
This came from, YOU GUESSED IT, fucking Italy, home of lunatic steel-weaving mother fuckers who often simply looked at each other, and by each other, I mean their frenzied reflections in their shattered mirrors, and said “WHAT IF WE JUST DO THINGS”, which is, as we all know, Aunt Jemima’s recipe for success.
Lantern Shields were very indicative: They were meant to be bucklers that could carry a lantern, oftentimes for night time duels. Now, you’re wondering, why carry a lantern on a night duel when it could just prove detrimental to your overall movement? Why, to blind the mother fucker, of course! But, see, and this is the funny thing about Italy, when Italian blacksmiths realized that they could just add a hook to a buckler, they noticed they could also just add whatever the thrice condemned shit they wanted to them, so they started forging stakes, spikes, and blades that protruded out of the buckler and gauntlet as additional defense against anyone who, due to the poor visibility of mist shrouded, dark blanketed nights, would just walk right into your handheld barracks.
I mean, nothing better than a bloke closing the distance to you losing an eye or six because they didn’t consider you might just carry a porcupine on your arm, right?
Some specimens exists, but these are not numerous. If you know of or possess an actual, physical Lantern Shield, congratulations, you probably have an item that likely killed.
Given the fact that yeah, you’d need to be completely demented and more than a bit overdramatic to come up with something like this, I’m 100% unsurprised this shield also appears in medieval Russia.
Only they made it pink, because of reasons.
“whatever the thrice condemned shit they wanted” *applause*
@petermorwood can I interest you in a …. *checks notes* a … a this thing.
Colour me interested… :-D
Shields with a single spike in the middle are fairly common - the Scottish Highland targe often had a screw-off spike with a little scabbard on the back of the shield, so as not to inconvenience fellow-clansmen with unnecessary stabbings.
This, however, looks like one of those “If one (x) is good, then more are better” rich man’s gadgets / toys, what with the velvet lining and all. This inner view also shows the hand-grip “trigger” for opening and shutting the lantern port.
Here’s another view of the front with a better view of details: the open port, “fences” on two of the spikes as blade-catchers, holes and raised inner rim sections on the shield as point-catchers. (Secondary inner rings or rims often featured on smaller, simpler bucklers as well, for the same reason.)
IIRC this contraption appears a lot in RPG supplies lists - I first saw it in “Tunnels & Trolls” back in about 1978, on a list which was nothing short of a cherrypick from Stone’s “Glossary of Arms and Armor”. A fantasy RPG list is where it belongs.
This close-up gives a better view of the lantern, whose light source is probably a small fat candle.
As anyone who’s used a candle during a power failure will know, they go out easily when carried about. Any defensive manoeuvre that did anything but hold this shield upright was likely to put the light out (dark!) and if it was a OIL lantern it could spray oil all over the place (slippery!) or set someone, probably its user, on fire (Aaaah burny-burny!) Possibly, for full comedy value, all three at once.
Here’s a simpler version from the Higgins Collection, though IMO the lamp still comes with all the risks of going out, spillage and self-combustion already mentioned.
It’s a defensive / offensive weapon that has a light source attached, but is far less “sneaky” than the multi-spiked gadget version. There’s no trigger mechanism to dazzle an opponent with sudden glare*, just a hand-grip…
… and since the lamp was in the way at the back, the shutter had to be opened from the front. Not much of a sudden, dramatic combat move.
*That “sudden glare” from what might be just a single candle was more effective than you might think: medieval and Renaissance streets at night were dark places, and everyone’s eyes were sensitised. Try sitting in a darkened room for ten minutes then striking a match as you look straight at it. That’s what someone snapping open a lantern in your face would have been like.
Here is a lantern vs cloak combat, where they’re squaring up to each other.
However this illustration suggests that the actual technique involved working out where your opponent was in the dark, then dazzling and stabbing him in the same instant.
There were even simpler lantern shields where the lantern was simply fitted to or hung from the shield, without spikes, hidden portholes or anything else. Here’s one that’s a bit more unusual, but working on the same principal.
The hook is for a lantern, purely as illumination rather than a dazzler - there’s no way to suddenly open it if shut, and any dramatic defensive move would send it flying - while the raised concentric rings are point-catchers.
The vambrace (forearm guard) is an unusual extra, since the way it cups the wearer’s elbow prevents the usual use of bucklers at arms’ length.
This picture is from the Renaissance, but being able to hold a buckler away from the body seems standard right back to medieval illustrations in MS. I.33
That other shield doesn’t have a lantern, just a peep-hole, but seems equally impractical. Here’s a bigger view:
…and another version. The problem is obvious, and if you saw “A Christmas Story” over the holidays you’ll know the quote: “I can’t put my arm(s) down!”
Shoulder muscles will soon begin to ache, and after a few minutes resting the shield rim on one thigh, leg muscles will join in the chorus of complaint.
Finally, and though again no lanterns are involved, here are a couple of Indian weapons: the Madu shield, with a spike and two steel-tipped blackbuck horns…
…and the triple-bladed haladie dagger.
I couldn’t find a photo, but knowing what little I do about Indian weapons, I wouldn’t be in the least bit surprised to find that somewhere out there is a triple-blade haladie with a spiked madu-style shield over the grip.
After all, there’s this…
If it involved a couple of flintlock pistols instead, I wouldn’t raise an eyebrow…
Check out the 1973 “Three Musketeers” for one of the few cinematic sword-and-lantern fights; this one is between Michael York (D’Artagnan) and Christopher Lee (Rochefort) - not lantern shields, unfortunately, but shuttered “dark-lanterns” which is good enough - and the limitations on night photography* mean the scene wasn’t as dark as it could have been, but it gives an idea and is thoroughly entertaining.
*It’s possible photo limitations weren’t the concern, but the risk of someone accidentally running onto a darkness-hidden rapier point.
Using the appropriate vocabulary in your novel
It is very important that the language in your novel reflects the time and place in which the story is set.
For example, my story is set in Italy. My characters would never “ride shotgun”, a term coined in US in the early 1900s referring to riding alongside the driver with a shotgun to gun bandits.
Do your research! A free tool that I found to be very useful is Ngram Viewer.
You can type any word and see when it started appearing in books. For example…one of my characters was going to say “gazillion” (I write YA) in 1994. Was “gazillion” used back then?
And the answer is…YES! It started trending in 1988 and was quite popular in 1994.
Enjoy ^_^
This is really important, especially because language can change in very unexpected ways.
For example, did you know that before 1986 people never said “I need to”?Instead, they were far more likely to say “I ought to”, “I have to”, “I must”, or “I should”.
Don’t believe me?
Anyway, most people won’t notice subtle changes like that. But your reader will notice and be confused when characters in your medieval world use metaphors involving railroads and rockets.
One of the things you can do besides use Google Ngrams is to read books or watch movies written in the time period you want to set your story. The key here is that they can’t just be set in that time period, they have to have been made in that time period.
Also, there’s a Lexicon Valley episode on this very topic which I highly recommend. It’s called Capturing the Past.
SEE ALSO Etymonline. Word origins and when they’re first recorded. So, say I wanted to find out when a “coffee break” became a thing – around the 1950s, as seen in magazine adverts – or characters might talk about more genrallly “taking a break” from the 1860s…
I don’t know if anyone has ever done this before but, here ya go… The Different Types of Fanfiction!
I probably left a few out, but these are the most common, compared to their base fiction’s canon plot. Enjoy! XD
The crack fic is enough for a reblog.
then there are these favs…. ;)
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when you’re trying to write and your last two functioning brain cells start yelling at each other
I feel like this is a call out post
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Artists Share “Before and After” Evolution of Their Drawing Skills with Years of Practice
this gives me hope
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Thank you so much for sharing this, this gave me hope
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I’VE JUST FOUND THE BEST THING EVER!
Want to find how long it would take to get to point A to point B on a map, by boat? I know Google Maps is great for car and bus, but how about sea travel?
Find the speed in knots (per example, a steamship from 1850 has a speed of 12 knots according to this site , enter the port city and voilà!
Want to find the distance it’d take to get from London to New York during the 19th century, on a steamboat, and quickly? Tadaaah!
They even tell you the number of days at sea! And the seas/oceans you cross!
Happy writing, and good luck on the last days of Camp Nanowrimo April 2017!
( @writeroftheprompts @heywriters I think you might find it useful?)
I don’t usually reblog things on this blog (I do that on my other blog) but I thought it was a cool post :)
Also this was suggested a long time ago but I just remembered about it.
do you have any writing exercises for describing locations? :)
Use all the senses. What does the place look, sound, smell, and feel like? What kind of props, furniture, color, scheme, or plant life is there? How does it make you or your character feel/react? After you’ve done this, trim the details that only clutter your story.
Describe a place you’ve been that you remember well. For me it’s a section of country road I found breathtaking as a kid and have never stopped loving.
Look around you and find something, or several things, to focus on. Describe them down to their finest detail; the water stains on a steel drinking fountain, the uneven grain of a faux wood door, the alien-looking stereo system, or the dust bunny hanging from a wall vent.
In any location, ask yourself “If was kidnapped and held captive here but found a phone, how would I describe where I was to the police?” Look for exits, objects you could use to break windows or pick locks, survival supplies, and information that would tell you where you are.
In any location, ask yourself “If I was on the run from the police or Big Brother, what in this area would get me caught?” Look for cameras, spies, sensors, and anything on you personally that could be tracking you (same rules apply if you’re planning to hypothetically commit a crime).
In any location, imagine you’re answering questions for a space alien, time traveler, or foreign immigrant about your surroundings.
In your home/bedroom, imagine you’re an investigator or that you have amnesia and must learn about yourself from your personnal belongings. Describe what you see and what it might say about you to someone who doesn’t have you there to explain it.
These are all the exercises I’ve practiced personally that I can remember. Hope you find them useful!
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16 Ways to Conquer the Blank Page
1. Turn off the internet.
2. Start writing a letter to yourself about the book you want to write.
3. Take a book off your shelf and start typing in the first page of that book.
4. Go back to the page you wrote before and edit it.
5. Go back and reread what you wrote the day before.
6. Set a timer and force yourself to sit in your chair (with no internet) until it goes off. If you have to sit long enough in boredom, you may find yourself suddenly able to write.
7. Draw what you think will happen next.
8. Talk—out loud—to your characters and complain to them about the blank page.
9. Find a photo on line of a character or landscape for your book and simply describe the photo.
10. Write what wouldn’t happen next in your book.
11. Write a line your character would NEVER say.
12. Type the phonebook.
13. Write about the sound of silence.
14. Reread a book or watch a movie that you hate. You may find you suddenly have something to say.
15. Starve yourself of books or movies, any source story. You may find you NEED to write to fuel the part of you that can’t get story any other way than through yourself.
16. Write a list of questions that you have for your book.
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hey, i need ur help. i had this idea for a book and i don't rlly know if it's good? so the idea came bc of my physics teacher, he talked about that the sun would just explode one day and i thought, why not make a story out of it? so i thought about the main character living in a futuristic sci-fi world (it would be a million years from now) and they all lnow that the sun will explode some day not far from now. when it finally happens, the main charakter and a few others can flee on a space (1)
Advice for all writers:
Nothing is original. Nothing. Not even your favorite book/movie/TV show
All ideas are bad until they are written
All ideas are a failure that will bankrupt you until they don’t
Do not pitch your book idea before you’ve written it
Do not seek justification, approval, or permission to write your idea
Assume your idea has been done before and done better and DO IT ANYWAY
This is how writing works, otherwise we’d have three books, two TV shows, and one movie in the entire world.
That is my advice. Now WRITE.
writing is like keeping plants
Plants come in all different shapes and sizes. Some come from the amazon, where it’s warm and wet all the time, and some come from the desert, where they only see a few inches of rainfall per year. No plant is better than another. I mean, how can anyone not love plants?
Some need to be watered every day, some every week, some even every month or year, but the thing is that they all need to be watered at some point. They’re all good plants, and they all deserve the nutrients, but it’s you that has to tip the watering can first – they can’t do that themselves.
Think of your writing as your very own plant, a new life that you’ve planted and cared for over time. Water your plant. Give it sunlight. Even if it’s only once every month, plants like cactuses only need a couple drops! And even if you don’t care for it for a while, plants can always bounce back and grow new leaves and flowers that are bigger than ever.
So water your plants. Water your writing. One drop at a time.
One of the best analogies.
THIS IS AN IMPORTANT ONE! Don’t ignore this in your writing!
Worldbuilding: Things That Might Have Been Missed
These are the miscellaneous questions I didn’t put anywhere else. Things that didn’t get enough questions to have its own post, or things I didn’t think of too much until the end. In this post, I have written a list questions of … . well, everything else?
Have fun, be detailed and creative, and by all means come up with questions that are not asked.
Because my computer ate everything, these questions are not directly taken from the NaNoWriMo website. Some are asked from memory, some are questions that sounded like ones I had, and others are ones I came up with.
How is a funeral held?
What happens to the body after someone has died? Do they bury it? Place it in a tomb? Cremate it? Drop it to the bottom of the sea? Send it down the river? Toss it into a dragon’s lair?
How do people mourn?
What is consider an appropriate amount of time for mourning?
What color is used for mourning and funerals? Black? White? Red? Blue? No specific color? What does the color symbolize?
Are there any coming of age rituals?
What happens during a coming of age ritual?
What age is the child normally at when he or she goes the coming of age ritual?
Does it vary by gender?
What kind of jobs exist?
Which jobs are held in high esteem?
Which jobs are despised?
How do people get jobs? Do they become an apprentice? Do they need work experience? A college degree? How are they offered jobs? Do they apply? Talk with the owner? Get recommended?
What jobs are influenced by magic?
What is the most common way someone meets his or her future spouse? By growing with them? Through connections? School? In the market? At a dance? Arranged marriage?
How technologically advanced is the world?
What is the latest piece of technology?
How does magic affect technology?
How is new technology viewed? Is it embraced? Are people apprehensive? Do they outright spurn new technology? Do people care?
What does the average bed look like? Straw mattress? Water bed? A pile of blankets? A wooden platform? A chair? A couch?
What are some rules regarding sleep? Are mixed genders allowed or is that frowned upon unless they’re married? Do people have their own beds or share with siblings? Do the rules vary depending on where they’re sleeping? Is everyone smooshed in together at an inn? Can money get better bedding?
What are the basic pieces of furniture found in an average house? Chairs? Couches? Tables? Beds? Bookshelves? How many are acceptable? How many pieces of furniture would indicate lavishness?
What are some toys for children?
What do people use as a light source when the sun is not available?
What kinds of dishes are used? Plates? Bowls? Cups or glasses?
What kind of eating utensils do people use? Chopsticks? Forks and spoons? Their hands?
What materials are dishes and eating utensils made of?
What kind of items are used for cooking? Pots and pans? Clay pots? Crock pots? Skillets? Wok? A wooden plate?
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