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pluralwizard

ahehehehe!! Weeeeeeeeee!!! ^w^ *holding your hand and skipping with you as we are hunted for sport*

wreckitremy

witchesversuspatriarchy

It’s infuriating how so many women were (and still are) discriminated against for being female

wanderingchaos

she also killed and dissected a rabbit so that her peter rabbit would be as ACCURATE as possible. all the magic of countless children’s childhoods was built upon the bones of a single bunny’s sacrifice. how delightful. how horrific. what necromancer could dream of such impact with a single stroke of their blade.

li4r

telling job interviewers i work great under pressure knowing id kill myself

swarnpert

i don’t believe in torture methods but i do believe jeff bezos should be forced to work in one of his amazon warehouses for the rest of his life and also in hell when he dies forever and ever and demons should poke and prod his shitty body if he stops for even one second

guooey

favorite genre of images. cat you just know had a pasta

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theres not a single fucking program id want to run on startup. as soon as i turn on my computer i want quiet silence to stare at my desktop wallpaper for a bit. if anythint else pops up im shooting it on sight

badjokesbyjeff

Professor X asks a girl, “what is your mutant power?”

Girl replies: “I can guess how many pulls to turn a ceiling fan off on the first try!”

She points up and says: “3 pulls”

Professor X stands up and pulls 3 times. After the third pull the fan turns off.

Professor X: “Yeah thats cool and all, but not really a super power…”

Girl: “Yeah I was jut kidding, I can heal paraplegics”

Professor X, still standing: “Oh my god”

riokollivier

*Breathes in*

JEFF!

sustainablefarming-deactivated2

Beyonce literally took in oxygen and exhaled carbon dioxide. She literally turned. A. Gas. Into. A. Different. Gas. I don’t think yall understand that Literally no one has ever done that before.

blackmodel

scientists everywhere are gagged

darklingreaper666-deactivated20

Are… are you joking? Please tell me she’s joking…

weaux-deactivated20170327

no???? this is all 100% fact

kendinefilozof

krawkjock-blog-blog

I spawned a friendly skeever in the Hall of Attainment and J'zargo keeps telling it that it’s unwelcome and needs to leave.

woundliqour

Tom and jerry

toktiks

by @ jaymintaylor on tiktok

sarahconnorjr

kaijuno

Let’s talk about this

shostabr0vich

She was serving

deejay

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midnaxlink

What's sucks is feeling all the sugar just by looking at this

simplisticnihilistic

This post tastes like lunchroom trading and jungle gyms

chicks2010

Can someone buy me this so we can share them after gym class 🥺

sauceduptoad

The memories

architectofimagination

My cavities are punching me for looking at this

deejay

Update: We just got in Pop Rocks,Bubble Tape, Baby Bottle Pop and Zots! Random boxes will get extra goodies including the Retromini, the new original Tamagotchi or Reptar Cereal Candy!

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