Why the hell not?

My guilty pleasures.

[incorrectbatfam]

Jason: I'm a very moderate, peaceful guy.

Dick: Yesterday you threw a chair at Bruce.

Jason: That was a very moderate, peaceful compromise from the table that I was about to throw at him.

[infectiouspiss]

violence and death and dying and blood and guts and gore and violence and viscera and fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you

[thelaughingserpent]

The courage to slay a god.

[fruitcakebro]

Jason, observing Tim in his natural habitat(The batcave): Dude, with how many energy drinks you go through, cocaine might honestly be healthier.

Tim: Well I did cocaine for a while when I was Robin, but Bruce said I had to stop.

Jason:

Jason: I'm sorry what

Tim: What?

Jason: Tim, you're seventeen.

Tim: ...yeah?

Jason: You were younger when you were Robin.

Tim: Yes? And? What is the relevance of this?

Jason: I WAS JOKING, TIM. KIDS SHOULDN'T DO COCAINE.

Tim: You sound just like Bruce.

Jason(Realising he's trapped): I- You- How-

Jason: Y'KNOW WHAT, FUCK IT. THIS ONE TIME? SURE. I CAN SOUND LIKE BRUCE.

Jason: DON'T DO COCAINE, TIMOTHY.

[ultraviolettefan]

Scene #1

JL: Discussing important things for the next mission

Batman: Pulls out a bag of blueberries out of nowhere.

JL: ???

Green Lantern, whispering to Flash:

"Did he just pull that out of his ass?"

Flash, shrugging: "Dunno, but those berries look good."

Batman: Gives Barry some of his berries.

Flash, shocked: Stumbles on a "thank you"

Green gloves reaching out of Batman's cape to grab a handful of blueberries

JL: !!??

Batman: continues discussing contingency plans.

Scene #2

JL: Debriefing on the last mission

Batman: Pulls out a shawarma wrap

Green Lantern, again whispering to Flash: "Seriously, where the fuck is he pulling that stuff out from???"

Flash, scared to comment: Shrugs

Gremlin munching noises coming from the Bat's cape.

JL:

Scene #3

Exclusive interview with Bruce Wayne

Clark Kent: trying not to struggle writing the sheer stupidity that just came out of this billionaire's mouth.

Bruce: Pulls out a pack of oreos from out of nowhere.

Clark:

[sharksandjays]

Tim Drake says Fuck ICE

[bea-sauce-deactivated20260524]

@timblrdrake

[arizela]

[BATFAMILY] What is your biggest fear?

Batman: Losing my sanity.

Nightwing: To fail and lose my loved ones.

Redhood: Losing control and become the very thing I despise.

Robin: Not being good enough and losing myself to my anger and thirst for violence.

Red Robin: I really don't wanna be like Bruce.

[weepingwitch]

i know this means absolutely nothing to most people but basically all of the little web game things I've made recently (angels in automata, hex plant growing game, d.a.n.m.a.k.u., life music, sudoku land, the metroidvania style map editor, etc etc etc) are all entirely self-contained individual client-side html files that can be downloaded and run offline and have literally no libraries or frameworks or dependencies, because i'm an insane woman who enjoys hand coding my input handling and display code from scratch in vanilla js and having it all live in one single html file with the game logic and the page structure and the page style all just living and loving together side by side in a universal format that can be run by any web browser on any devixe. i'll even include image files as base64 data-uri strings just to keep every single asset inside the one file.

[submalevolentgrace]

the sudoku one is gorgeous and a really intuitive way to play sudoku

[greaseonmymouth]

i also really love the hexplant one

(reaching the purple aquare with the three exlamation marks is how you 'win' this game)

[weepingwitch]

this is going Around again and it is always funny to me when ppl tag it "need to try this later on my computer" babes you don't need to wait they all work on mobile too <3

[kisa-ownworld]

Can't wait for the Diasomnia and Ramshackle sleepover in book 8 guys!!

[robs-your-robins]

I think a good lot of Tim and Damian's animosity is performative. Neither want to be seen as giving in or want the other to be seen as the "better" man. But in reality, they actually enjoy each other's company, have similar interests and hang out. But if you ask them?

Dick: Hey, Dami, Bruce said you were in here watching Planet Earth and I was wondering-

Damian: *sat in front of the tv*

Tim: *sat on the sofa*

Damian, launching himself at Tim: IT'S MY HOUR FOR THE TV, YOU KNEW THIS, YOU CREATURE

Also Damian, whispering: Are we still on for Batburger later?

Tim, yelling: YOU'VE SEE IT NINE FUCKING TIMES

Also Tim, under his breath: Of course.

[cheshire-cat-lenalee2]

[unclefather]

can’t risk it

[bentejam]

THIS PIECE OF PICTURE WORKS. 

[fakesurgery]

Gotta take all the chances…..

[fit-beach-tea]

Never risk it

[reshipped]

i had to

[superchubly]

Need some good luck. Really do.

[what-owo]

Why not haha

[marciereynard]

i only rb the positive ones, fuck the negative ones lmao

[yesthefandomfreakblr]

might as well

[bubblespalace-deactivated202501]

GIVME PLS

[nunezs-stuff-deactivated2025102]

PLEASE

[a-bookworms-teashop]

Might as well

[berylcups]

🍀 Gimme dat luck bb 🍀

[fandom-trash-goblin]

we've got a life to love living.

[haveihitanerve]

The other Batkids: We are the night. We are vengeance. We scare people doing nefarious business at the late hours.  Duke:... Naw imma fuck him up at 6am fuck that.

[ancientdreams-in-a-modernland]

One day Tim is roaming around the Wayne manor at three am. eye bags black as the night, dressed all black and standing there. He didn't sleep in a week. He looks like a corpse. He forgot to eat. Not to mention he went to a hard mission two days ago.

And he opens the lights.

Suddenly Damian is screaming 'allahuakbar Bismillah esshadu enla ila illallah-"

Jason is screaming while doing the holy spirit god and son movements (what was it's name?)

Dick actually starts to pray every god he knows including Zeus, Odin, Allah, Jesus, and such

It's only when Alfred comes they actually calmed.

Tim thought he was an actual demon for three days.

Damian doesn't speak to him without saying Bismillah beforehand.

Jason carries a Cross.

[sweetbunpura]

Pokemon Trainer!Yuu pulls out a Kyogre to counter Leona's sandstorm. OB!Leona laughing as the sandstorm starts up only to hear the cry of a murder orca and then rain starts to fall. He turns around to see Yuu standing next to Kyogre.

OB!Leona: What is that.

Pokemon Trainer!Yuu: What is a king to the god of the ocean?

[idlyidol]

AU where Jason arrives in Gotham to be Red Hood only for the Joker to be on the loose at the time. Jason promptly has a crisis (he thought he'd have more time), goes nvm, and fucks off to Bludhaven to continue his freak out.

Jason proceeds to try and follow his original plan of being a crime lord, just in Blud, but he has no clue what he is doing. He's successful, but also really confused.

Dick first hears about this new crime lord after Red Hood kills Blockbuster. Their first interaction pretty much goes like this:

Nightwing: *flips in* Why are you doing this?

Red Hood: ✨I don't fucking know✨ *Cartwheels away to establish superiority*

Dick quickly discovers that while Red Hood may not be the most malicious enemy he has faced, he may just be the most annoying.

Red Hood threatens violent torture if Nightwing shows up in his territory. This 'violent torture' ends up being a spray bottle filled with water. Nightwing gets his own instrument of torture and they spend a week and a half spraying each other in the face

Nightwing gets a milkshake and Red Hood walks up to him and snatches it out of his hand (He tries to drink it but forgot about his helmet. Nightwing laughs at him)

Nightwing finds it extremely funny to smack Red Hoods helmet and scream "Helmet check"

Red Hood likes to get really close to Nightwing and then stand on his tip toes so that he's even taller. Nightwing is not amused

At some point Red Hood gets knocked unconscious and captured. Normal occurrence all things considered and Hood probably would have escaped on his own, Nigthwing shows up to help out.

And upon Nightwing's appearance, one of the goons shout, "You'll never get your brother back"

By the time Hood wakes up Nightwing and the goons have three white boards out and a chalk venn diagram drawn on the ground. Points Include:

Buys candy for you at the convenience store but it's always only your second or third favorite

Stands behind you and hand puppets whenever your trying to say something important

Hands you things they don't want to carry even if you don't have pockets either

Nightwing is on the phone with Batman asking about his birth records. A soon as he notices Red Hood is awake he whips around and asks, "are we related???"

[robs-your-robins]

Bruce is listed as the kids' contact on their school forms but Bruce is also a business man, sometimes has to go to space and on occasion, gets too injured to move so naturally, Alfred would be the second listing but Gotham Academy tries to have parents more hands on, so Alfred is actually 3rd on the list. Cue the Bats, being the little shits they are, supplying the contact information for the school because Bruce always leaves it blank.

Bruce, arriving at the school breathless: Sorry I'm-

Dick: *grinning*

Principal:

Clark:

Bruce: What-

Principal: Good of you to join us, Mr Wayne. I've filled in Mr Kent about the details of the incident. Richard will have to spend the week at home.

Bruce: Right...

Principal: But I must say that it is nice to see couples like yourself be so hands on.

Clark:

Bruce:

Dick: I love my dads 😊

Bruce, arriving at school breathless: Sorry, Principal Warner, I just got your call and-

Diana: *shit eating grin*

Jason: *shit eating grin*

Principal: Jason was in a fight, Mr Wayne and-

Diana: Excuse me but my son wouldn't do something like that.

Bruce, sighing: No, she's right. Jason wouldn't do that. You got the wrong kid.

Bruce, stepping into the office: I know, Principal Warner, I was just-

Random actress:

Tim:

Principal: Mr Wayne.

Bruce, stepping into the office: Principal Warner, I understand I'm late but-

Talia:

Selina Kyle:

Damian:

Principal Warner: Mr Wayne, we are an inclusive school but both your wives can't show up to these meetings. The parents' board feels it sends the wrong message to the children.

Bruce: my... what?

Selina & Talia: *holding hands, wearing matching engagement rings*

Bruce, arriving at the office: Principal Warner, Duke has-

Ma Kent: Hello, Bruce dear, how are you?

Bruce: Mrs Kent?

Principal Warner: Good to hear your back with Mr Kent but Duke has been late for three days in a row and we have to hammer this out.

Bruce, later on: Really? Can the Kent's not know every time we have family problems?

Duke: I panicked, alright? Besides, there was a chance she'd bring cookies.

Bruce:

Duke, munching on cookie: I was kind of right.

[sometiktoksarevalid]