Veni, Vidi, Vici

[stimman3000]

honestly 2017 has been such a ride that the pentagon just admitted they had a ufo department and the head of it says they found aliens and I’m just like “hm. okay I guess”

[the-real-eye-to-see]

But they value our lives even less

[fonzworthcutlass]

Ok but look:

[donzo1234]

I’m really screaming

[lebritanyamor-deactivated202601]

he was planning on eating the baby 😭

[gyarados-rider]

Ok, as a biology major, y’all need to chill. Snakes this big are incredibly docile. They have been bred this way. Furthermore, the person taking care of this animal could not properly take care of them if they did not feed them regularly and well. This child is in no more danger than if she was sitting next to a big dog. 

Oh, and on snake yawning, the person above is wrong (SOURCE 1; SOURCE 2)

[constable-nugget]

Please don’t demonize snakes people they’re amazing creatures and clearly this one means no harm

[tflatte]

This is almost as bad as that shitty urban legend about the snake “measuring” its owner before eating them

[spooky-raccoon]

Snakes are precious beans unlike the gross people above who demonize and spread false information about snakes.

[zombie-gf-deactivated20181202]

Honestly snakes are better than tge average person 🤷‍♂️

[mariam-alk]

[jaz-the-classic]

Last night was LIT....🍋🐝🍋🐝🍋🐝🍋🐝

[artetriste]

[jaz-the-classic]

We just cant have anything anymore

[kingjaffejoffer]

[poopglitter]

[midas-mars-deactivated20130531]

[justablueumbrella]

[hempkitty]

can someone please be proud of me like fuck I’m trying

[cosmicwizdom]

x

[gold-kushkloudz]

[opossummypossum]

[fedorathexplorer]

ive got my ticket for the long way round

[lexis-likesbands-deactivated202]

Happy October 21 2015!!!!! Having a back to the future marathon while drinking pepsi in honor of october 21 2015. Once in a lifetime thing.

[ookikufurikabutte-blog-deactiva]

is that benedict cumberbatch

[categorical-abstract-ml-blog]

how dare you insult sportacus

[cashmerethoughtsss]

[isaaclaheyz]