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25+ - personal blog, not super active but I like things sometimes and reblog on the occasion I draw on my art blog! -> @Jazpanazz

[fraddit]

Haunted house horror movie where the humans are house flippers and the audience is rooting for the ghost to kill them before they tear down all crown molding and paint all the wood.

[laserwalnut]

You see I draw and post all this soulful ass ship art of unpopular pairings and will continue to do so because. One day there will be someone who will watch/play [thing] for the very first time. They will have no prior exposure to the fandom. They will think, on their own, that [unpopular ship] is nice. They will look [unpopular ship] up and find my one of a kind, absolutely wicked freaking goldmine. I will feed them for decades. It is entirely possible. I might be suffering right now, but THEY won’t be. I’m doing this for you too, hypothetical future person…

[shamebats]

"There's no thought crimes and no thought heroisms" is honestly such a good piece of life advice.

You could be having the most fucked up problematic thoughts 24/7 but if you treat people with kindness, the good you do is the only thing that matters. But if you have only the purest thoughts and all the correct beliefs, it doesn't matter one bit if you spend most of your time being an asshole to people.

[cardassiangoodreads]

#fandom needs this one

[twasjane]

God there really is a Terry Pratchett quote for everything

[discworld-heritage-posts]

Discworld Heritage Post

[vashti-lives]

I saw the new fields of mistria trailer and I’m dying because…

…this is just Juniper’s normal portrait with a baby pasted on top.

I’m not mad for the record, I think it’s likely there is original art they want to wait to reveal or maybe it’s not quite ready yet but like… imagine some of the other character portraits with babies pasted on top… one assumes Eiland would hold a baby like this…

But like… there’s also this…

The thought of it has been making me laugh.

Poor Celine doesn’t have arms at all in her portrait… presumably the baby would have to learn to hover…

[cussundria-nerd-kneal]

What if he holds the baby like a hot dog?

[technovillain]

you, artist online. somebody has referenced you in conversation irl by your online handle and somebody else knew who you were talking about. somebody has kept up closely with your posts for a period of time like their morning paper. somebody found a music artist because of you, thinks of you when they hear them on the radio. somebody followed you years ago and remembers you randomly even though they can't find you. somebody has screenshotted and saved your posts and sent them in discord servers. somebody has made your drawings their lockscreen, added them to their favorites folder and looked at them when they're going through some shit, has sent them to their best friend and sparked conversation in private chats. your art in particular could be the source of a keen sense of nostalgia for someone. maybe they've even printed out your images using their home printer and taped them to their bedroom wall and they look at it every day and they never even told you. isn't that scary? isn't that awesome? remember this well.

submit to the mortifying ordeal of being known so that you may turn around and see the impact you leave and the light you cast on others.

[amazoogle]

some bozo with the username laundryguy47 keeps jumping in to all my Halo matches and ruining them. what he does is he turns them into some kinda laundry RP. ok, listen, what i mean is, when he joins the game he gets on mic and tells everyone to go to a certain spot on the map and pretend like its a coin operated laundromat and we're all doing laundry there. and they just do it. everybody stops killing eachother like you're supposed to in the game and they go pretend to do laundry for the whole match. nobody even questions it, they all just do it like thats normal. but that's not normal. its sickening and it cant be allowed to continue

[amazoogle]

some of the sessions have been kinda fun though i gotta say. there's actually quite a bit more depth to pretend laundry than you might think. lately ive been experimenting with pretending to use fabric softener

[winged-void]

hey um. sorry. this is awkward but. when I use my wicked blade to cleave the world in two... would you wanna like. be on the same half as me?

[robogrind]

love the word fruitless. arguing with you is like if there was no apples involved whatsoever

[ontologicalevil]

that's my emotional support bad person

[milsae]

rogue lady and mage lady

[agentlove]

hi. i’m the guy who all that blood belongs to. yeah in all the pictures of anime girls and cool ocs holding knives. it’s mine. i don’t donate it or anything. they just kill me again and again. because someone’s gotta but that’s not the part people really wanna see. it’s okay though. it’s a living

[light-blue-glazed-terracotta]

my worst fear is an ocean update 2 where they add whales

i'm just. swimming in the ocean and this massive fuckarse whale the size of my base domes and yeets me into oblivion

[mooglesguard]

i've been thinking about this post for the past 30 minutes and only now realized it's from a minecraft blog and not just some guy who doesn't think whales exist

[catnippackets]

something stupid that's been living in my brain for the past few years (the first part of it anyway)

also on youtube

[lemonsweet]

Your job is to crawl around on all fours through the aisles and scare all the customers

[ifeelsickening]

Reposting this coz i saw it in my camera roll again this is by far one of the funniest interactions ive come across on ao3

[txttletale]

sorry for [remembering a tumblr post about expressing gratitude instead of apologising to make the interaction more positive for the other person] i mean thank you for having a boyfriend who was so easy to run over withmy car and reverse over three times maybe four

[jevilcore]

Kids were absolutely correct abt wearing smth you like on a shirt btw. It rules. You love dinosaurs so much wear a shirt about it.