CrescentCavae

the crazy ramblings of a mediocre pianist and artist

[masculinityissofragile]

YES LADIES PLEASE DONT BUY THINGS YOU NEED FOR NORMAL BODILY FUNCTIONS AROUND US GUYS.

[greythegryphon]

Am I the only one distressed that he included toothbrushes on this list?

[skygenders]

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[yellowpillowcase]

i didn’t reblog this before, but this got better.

[puds-archive]

so ppl know

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

I’m so relieved that he wasn’t serious and I’m sure his dentist is too

[queen-of-ancapistan-blog]

dude I’ve seen this post a thousand times and I NEVER saw the last bit and I am so shook.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

I legitimately thought he was serious before now as well

In our defence, would it really be a shock if somewhere out there are men who seriously believe stuff like “Lol toothpaste is FOR GIRLS”

[inthenameofsephiroth]

Woman? Is that meant to insult me? I would return the slap, if I took you for a man.

[baeb3-deactivated20170518]

grey is just pastel black

[skyliath-blog]

Daughter tells her Dad he’s going to be a Grandpa [x]

[falenstar78]

When he says “really” ;’)

[bitt3rfruit]

Never leave this un-reblogged

[cumberbuddy]

What a dear human being he is. 

[rossana]

[mermaidsandcats29]

OMG YAY!

[freeadultgame]

[rachaeldee]

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[sandandglass]

[brasspistol]

every time I see this it gets reblogged

[just-shower-thoughts]

I’d love to survive to the age where i have to put my planet on my address

[tastefullyoffensive]

by Buttersafe

[justjames]

My dog is the best anti-depressant going for real

[poisoned-words]

So we’re driving way faster than we should be through country roads that are nowhere near where we should be going and everything is good. I tell you how the only time I’m not at rock bottom is when we’re screaming that song about volcanoes at the top of our lungs and you tell me that when you hit rock bottom you just keep digging. So we’re in the middle of a jewellery shop in my favourite city on earth and you put a necklace with a triangle around my neck and say “here, it’s to represent that volcano from that song that makes you happy” and I cry in the middle of the shop because I love you so fucking much. And when we get home you tell me that the only reason you ever put the shovel down to stop digging was me and it’s then that I realise I was wrong when I tell everyone that my favourite place is your house. My favourite place is you.

(via poisoned-words)

[kuvaton]

[gendersnaps]

THIS IS SO UPSETTING

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[r3adytogivetheprofile]

i will reblog this every time

[castielcampbell]

I worked with a lady that came into work one day with no hair. No one mentioned it, no one talked about it. She was wearing a bandana so we all knew she was bald.

But I have ADD, and not so great control of my impulsiveness. Finally, near the end of the night I asked. “So… can I ask, what happened to your hairs?”

She smiled and hugged me. I was the only person with the cajones to ask. “My best friend is pregnant, already has a 4 yr old, and was diagnosed with cancer, and her boyfriend left her because it was too much. So I’ve been helping her out, being supportive. And I promised her if she started losing her hair I would shave my head too.”

“Last night she called me, crying because her hair was falling out in clumps. I told her I’d be there in 10 minutes. She shaved me first, then I her.”

It’s the most supportive thing she could think to do.

[melrows]

This is Kjell Lindgren. He’s a NASA astronaut who just got back from 5 months on the International Space Station. There are two reasons why this picture is hilarious:

His wife is flawless and makes bad space puns to make him do household chores.

I have that shirt. Thousands of people have that shirt. That shirt is available at Target. Which means actual astronaut Kjell Lindgren, with his wardrobe already full of NASA-issued and logo-emblazoned clothes, was at Target, saw a NASA shirt, and was like, “Yes, I am buying this because this is what I want to spend my actual astronaut salary on.”

 tl;dr NASA employs a bunch of fucking nerds

[wolfayal]

It gets better.

Courtesy of Wikipedia, here’s the poster NASA released for his mission to the ISS:

[queerlyglittering]

NASA confirmed for a bunch of fucking nerds

[karama9]

*wipes single tear*

They’re just too beautiful.

[systlin]

I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again. 

NASA personnel are, like, the top nerds. The alpha nerds. The absolute nerdiest nerds. The nerds other nerds look to for nerdspiration. 

[powderblueee]

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