get outta here

no particular topic

[jazzxper]

you encounter a wild jazz

name: jazz (duh)

occupation: student

age: minor

size: approximately

appearance: spiky

personality: purple

IDENTITY

gender: idk honestly

orientation: idk honestly

pronouns: all

DNI

homophobes, transphobes, anti-neogender, anti-neopronouns, anti-otherkin, proshippers, dsmp, pedophiles/maps, nsfw blogs, terfs

[lily-learns-finnish]

So bachelor in Finnish is just “boyman” (poikamies)? That’s hilarious. So you can say “Sä oot niin poikamies”. (“You’re such a boyman.”)

[linesca]

The apartment in which a single man lives is a poikamiesboksi, a boy man box.

[anarkissa]

Ah, but let’s not forget bachelorette: rather than being the logical tyttönainen (girl woman), it is poikamiestyttö (boy man girl).

[mclennonyaoi]

kermit is a butch and miss piggy is a femme and they are in lesbian love

[personalphilosophie]

Look at this picture and try and argue otherwise

[blueskittlesart]

sorry this is so real

[milkhoney531]

And I'm starting to see shit that ain't there. Probably gonna sleep soon.

[doodledorky]

I realize I don’t post on here nearly as much as I should so here’s some miscellaneous owl stuff I drew after the finale!

[m0ney]

NOTAWEAR 2023SS･ﾟﾟ･｡☆

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[aroaceconfessions]

i’ve seen some aces say that having sex is “embarrassing yourself,” and as an aroallo, it bothers me. being sex repulsed is totally fine ofc, but shaming others for wanting/having sex or telling people they’re embarrassing themselves is not okay. i wish we aspecs could just get along and support one another ffs

Submitted June 13, 2023

[pathologising]

we need loser girls now more than ever

[kingscrown666]

The debate of all time

brownies: corner or center?

corner

center

Voting ended onJul 21, 2023

If you don't like brownies then this poll is not for you. Please move along

[kingscrown666]

Please rb if you vote

[jazzxper]

me: *makes a joke about being fatherless in the family gc*

my brother: LMAO

my mom: haha!

my dad: 💀

my sister: lol 😹😹

[asexual-green-witch-grimoire]

Banishing Negative Energy Incantation

I do not accept you I do not believe you I will not receive you I will see through you. Herbs That Can be Burned To Increase Energy: - black pepper (banishing negative energy) - Chamomile (healing) - Sage - Rosemary (Cleansing) - Rose (self love) - Clove (Banishing) - Garlic (Banishing) - Lavender (Peace) - Herbs Can be added to the routine through either incense, by burning them alongside the paper strips, by warming essential oils, or through any other way you see fit to include them Crystals That Can Be Used to Draw Energy: - Clear Quartz (it goes for literally everything) - Rose quartz (self love, positive energy drawn) - Obsidian (Banishing) - Black Tourmaline (Banishing) - Smokey Quartz (Banishing) - Moonstone (Self Love) - Citrine (Protection) - Crystals can be placed on altar or can be used during your ground and centering to draw energy from, push negative energy towards, or to simply focus your intention passively Quick Incantation - This incantation can be used when you don’t have time or space to set up a full ritual. Simply ground and center if you have time and push the negative energy towards the earth as you recite the incantation. Or, recite the incantation and visualize the negative thoughts and words leaving you in some manner. Banishment Ritual Using Incantation 1. Ground and Center 2. Write down negative thoughts or words you wish to banish from yourself. These can be either from yourself or things others have said to you. 3. After writing the words on a strip of paper burn in a firesafe bowl or cauldron and state: “I do not accept you I do not believe you I will not receive you I will see through you.”

Do this for each strip of paper you burn.

4. Visualize yourself feeling whole, happy, and content. This can be combined with any breathing routine or meditation as well. 5. Ground and center pushing any remaining negative energy towards the earth to be purged before disconnecting yourself. Purging Negative Thoughts Spell Jar - A spell jar can be made to either protect you from negative energies/thoughts, or to draw positive thoughts towards you. - If your intention is to draw positive thoughts towards you I suggest creating a jar using a different incantation and intentions. - If you wish to protect yourself from negative thoughts/energies you can use any of the herbs or crystals listed for protection or banishing, combining them in the jar with the incantation written on a piece of paper. Also include a representation of joy/happiness. This can be either a different kind of herb or crystal, a positive incantation, or another symbol you have personal connection to. Seal with a corresponding color of wax and place in any place negative thoughts often come to you.

As with all kinds of magick, the more you can make it personal to you, the better your intent will come through. You are free to use everything here in the same way you’d use a recipe. You can follow it down to the letter, you can decide to switch out certain ingredients, you can decide this spell is absolutely not for you, or you can rip a page out of my grimoire and place it between yours.

[the-clumsywitch]

[domestichearthwitch]

Rice In Witchcraft

Rice in witchcraft is known for it's properties of Prosperity, Wealth, Protection, and Fertility. You can add rice to your spell jars, placing it around your house, or to carrying it with you.

Other uses for Rice:

Burying stones and other items to cleanse and charge them

To represent the Air Element

Using rice in your food to bring your intentions to those who eat it.

Use as a base for money bowls to attract wealth in your life

Keeping rice near your door to ward off negative energy

Using rice as offerings to deities, especially ones associated with agriculture.