Jesson "J"

Houston, TX based. Home is PA. NAVY⚓️ JD

[nxnsense-deactivated20170409]

Ya wcw

[marc-jcubs]

watching boys get out of the pool like

[dalermessi]

i don’t even get what’s wrong with this gif

i mean she pours the soda perfectly why do they all shit their pants

[missdoodlepants-deactivated2013]

“GOD DAMMIT CLARA I WANTED SPRITE”

[regicearchive]

just saw this happening on my facebook newsfeed

[tinderventure]

[llorona94]

[rehlaxe]

Have you ever really thought about how when you look at the moon, it’s the same moon Shakespeare and Marie Antoinette and Van Gogh and Cleopatra looked at.

[hotcommunist-deactivated2019032]

they all looked at the moon they’re all dead the moon is killing people wake up america

[jbam94]

Exactly

[thesmutgoddess]

“stop being dramatic”

me:

[slimetony]

this post made me into the man I am today

[gaydicks420-deactivated20150829]

me if i owned a foosball table

someone: hey whats up

me: i own a foosball table

[heroincowboy]

Kinda wanna be kissed kinda wanna be stabbed

[ladygolem]

Now he’s falling asleep Now she’s calling a cab

[lagoonhag]

reblog if u remember when apple was a FRUIT, kids played OUTSIDE not on their ipads, and decomposing VICTIMS of the BUBONIC plague LITTERED the STREETS

[thecommonchick]

[meanplastic]

The four horsemen of the apocalypse

[jbam94]

😂😂😂😂

[nicejewishguy]

There’s just an old guy pacing back and forth in this goodwill farting and it scares me because it’s like seeing myself in 60 years

[jbam94]

Yes... *farts* you're welcome

[officialpigeon]

Person: “I’m 6ft tall”

me: *tries to imagine six subway sandwiches on top of eachother*

[deactivated2013804deactivated-d]

boy: *takes more than 3 minutes to text back*

me: *opens quote post* “A man has always wanted to lay me down, but he never wanted to pick me up.” -Eartha Kitt