Thanks. But no, thanks.

instagram: mattiasterzi

[56blogsstillcrazy]

I need to be this unpredictable this year

[elissaforpresident]

[bob-belcher]

[arsoniick-moved-deactivated2022]

we got a new microwave and i dont know how it works but i wanna see if itll say “CHILD” again if i press buttons enough

[arsoniick-moved-deactivated2022]

have you guys never pressed the start button on your microwave 10 times until the ominous blue text calls you a CHILD?

[arsoniick-moved-deactivated2022]

unfollow if you’ve never been assigned child by microwave

[humunanunga]

[memewhore]

[medusabraids]

me talking abt my fave tv shows to myself 

[barbi3-bitches]

Summary of AHS apocalypse so far

[whitepeopletwitter]

[lesbiskammerat]

[vincent-van-gtg]

[fitnessdesire]

Can’t risk it

[laderdesders1]

The duck of creativity. I waited so long for it.

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

Depends on who’s asking

[sensei-wrong-deactivated2018121]

[theshitneyspears]

me twice a month

[prostheticknowledge]

Dildo Generator

Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….

Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).

Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here

[johnnystompanado-deactivated201]

the time is now

[susaine-mcswiney-deactivated201]

hell yeah

[defibrinationsyndrome]

ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda

[spiffymuffin]

[caterjunes]

it’s called the purple ramjet

[jolys]

which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide

[grillmasterxbbq]

shove a vase up your ass

[lord-kitschener]

not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls

[fan-troll]

i call it the matterhorn

[poultrymancy]

cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through

[darklightescape]

i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises

[somethingtaurus-deactivated2019]

[wenchyfloozymoo]

[sailor-setsuna]

[unclefather]