🌺🌴DANK🌴🌺

UNLV. Plant Biologist. Just a ratchet scientist trying to take over the world....

[my-middle-name-is-awkward]

[paininthejas]

THAT is big dick energy

[dangervvank]

[senor-sama]

[nixostorme]

WHAT EVEN IS THIS ANIME

[hamburgeroisie]

[nixostorme]

Cursed image. But also a mood.

[zachofalltrade-deactivated20250]

This is mood

[tguzz]

God tier anime

[997]

did a lot today !!!! haha take that depression

[mare-magicis]

probably my favorite thing abt queer eye is when jonathan just says whatever the hell words he wants in whatever order and snaps his fingers and then somehow i’m still like babe… i GET IT

[mart-isaac]

[travalicious]

i can’t believe this is a real commercial

[nintendhoe-switch-deactivated20]

Im the dad

[abercrombee]

me

[surprisebitch]

the gay who pitched this idea deserves a promotion

[kyojinsenshu]

The Amazing world of Gumball writers have been unleashed

[catchymemes]

[jbeezy702]

When the structure in your life disappears...

[avatarkrora-deactivated20170530]

[calcdad]

when i tell my students to come to my office hours i’m just going to tell them to dm me on grindr 

[adventure-time-gif]

[camsfarts-deactivated20150121]

College students

[happilynever-deactivated2019031]

95% of post-grad students

[carldangerous]

Sometimes you just wanna know what your friends dicks look like; just to like… know, ya know?

[caleforpresident]

Mutuals send ur dicks

[ta11nerd]

[es-peons-deactivated20181114]

Send away

[alsopurp]

When Aquaria started crying in Untucked

[katswenski]

[sistermaryfake]

GET THE FUCK

[milkshakecub-deactivated2018121]

Omfg this is gold!!!!

[buzzthebear]

I just had to repost this.  This is hilarious. 

[sseureki]

#for those wondering why catfish is in it’s seventh season #this is why

[dyxuxryzzto]

I can’t

[luckyluxbaby-deactivated2018090]

This man really thought a gorgeous porn star would be pen pal-ing with his ass 😂

[bonelord-blog1]

“sooo she’s a porn star..”

*gently places hand on shoulder* “travis you don’t understand… what we’re telling you..”

[n0kiv]

💀💀💀

[onlyblackgirl]

This is still funny every time I see it.

[brown-nena]

THEIR FACES LMAO LIKE “This bitchhhhhh…”

[thequintab]

WHEN HE TELLS YOU TO CHILL

[tuskegeejetter]

The edits tho LMFAOO!!!

[ravenclawcore-deactivated201812]

Lmaoooo

[kidkendoll-deactivated20240714]

@thequintab please drop this on apple music 

[thequintab]

https://itun.es/us/MIzQjb here you go. 

it’s also on spotify and soundcloud.

[salty-red-mage]

Sora: *saves the day*

Maleficent :

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Bottoms need to stop fighting over tops and make them actually work for it so that they don’t go around thinking their entire job is to stick their dicks in and put zero effort because they’re “in demand.” Bottom solidarity.

[jturn]

when tumblr user sodomymcscurvylegs rises up against the Capitop and ignites the revolution as our Bottomingjay

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]