Keep It Simple Stupid

Jubeth, Whales Vagina

[freeadultgame]

[foreverchampagneiglikes]

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

[krollshow]

[joshpeck]

i think about this scene at least once a day

[niqabisinparis]

if my husband doesn’t cry when he sees me on our wedding day I will softly kick him in the shin until he sheds a tear 

[westernkanye]

[woodmeat]

what? how much do i love you? 

how much sand is on the beach? a gotdamn lot right? how all that sand get on beaches? what is sand forreal like its clean dirt forreal. wtf is a beach too this shit wild to think about. baby where you going

[un-mar-de-decepciones]

[jcatalma]

Only he says something along the lines of "that's nice to know," lmao.

[winedrunklovers]

sometimes it physically pains me to hold back my sarcastic comments 

[kryptojuice]

“r u taken?” yes bitch taken for granted

[video-hall-of-fame]

omg

[adambuffett]

when the sun hits your laptop screen just right 

[oomshi]

am i dramatic yes is it justified also yes

[meloetta]

you were red and you liked me because i was blue da ba dee da ba die

[nentindo-deactivated20210501]

[strongbowdarkfruit]

stop global warming i don’t look good in shorts

[jokeboy-deactivated20260221]

pro tip

pull the anal beads out like u launching a beyblade

[slimetony]

Don’t do that please for the love of god