Everything I Touch Dies

My life is so bittersweet Instagram: j.koneko

[gredta]

[breadbank-deactivated20240125]

[princess-okkotsu-deactivated202]

I needed that second pic

[stimman4000]

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[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

Slurp

[faketop-deactivated20201219]

hole tightening juice

[homofied]

[mamavinski]

What is this and where can I get one 😳

[commanderboshtette]

one REALLY important thing y’all can do in regards to cops in minnesota is not spread their bullshit story of it being an “accident” or incompetence

the cop who killed daunte is not incompetent. she’s literally a field trainer, the head of their “union,” a 25 year veteran

they present what she did as an “accident” to make her seem helpless

“she meant to shoot him with something else” is not an accident.

[plum-soup]

also, killing someone on accident is a crime. it’s called manslaughter. like it doesnt even exonerate her to say it was an accident

[anarchistmemedistro]

[aqueroful]

[captainmwai]

Sony: Easy…. EASY….

Microsoft: Over a bit… now a little to the riiiight…

Nintendo: THREE HANDLES! NO! FOUR! MOTION DETECTOR STICK! A SCREEN A FUCKING SCREEN ON YOUR CONTROLLER

[amtrax]

Sony: If it ain’t broke don’t fix it

Microsoft: Evolution takes some tweaking

Nintendo: INNOVATE. IIIIIIIIIIIINNOVATE.

[awaywardprincess]

Me when the HRT kicks in

[omghotmemes]

Missile incoming

[lizardlicks]

[unbotheredmuse]

[valtsv]

another absolutely fantastic trope is when a scifi/fantasy character calls the oblivious object of their affections a term of endearment in their fictional first language during an emotional moment which they refuse to translate, and their love interest assumes due to the unresolved sexual tension fuelled rivalry aspect of their relationship that it's an insult, only to have their world absolutely rocked to its core when they finally manage to get a translation and realize that the other person has been pining for them the entire goddamn time

[valtsv]

like,

character a: it's just, i try so hard but i honestly think [character b] hates me. i mean, they called me a [untranslated word or phrase] a few weeks ago, and they've hardly looked, let alone spoken to me since then :(

person they're talking to: "[untranslated word or phrase]"? are you sure?

character a: ...i think so. why?

person they're talking to: hmm. yeah. well that's uh. well it's not an insult. that's a declaration of love.

character a: w

character a: what

[valtsv]

[tastefullyoffensive]

via Texts From Last Night

[yourdadsghoulfriend]

Same energy.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[ryebreadgf]

god said let's give this bitch so much self awareness it's going to stop her from doing literally anything

[angelinajoliesbottom]

[squeemez]

[sighinastorm]

COW NAP COW NAP COW NAPS COW NAP

[teathattast]

[djarinstarwhores]

I feel like people are missing the Very Important reference picture and that's just criminal. Clearly if you look at the dog that inspired the piece, you would understand the inherent validity of the voters' choice.

[werewolfseth]

Did you know that they had a man holding rob so they wouldn’t fall over cause neither did I

[thebluetint]

this is my favorite comment on this post

[clown-strife-deactivated2021041]

Robert Pattinson POV:

[mad-hare]

big pest

[monsieurenjlolras]

the fact that the posts are three minutes apart

[sailorbrazil]

points have been made

[axiomschema]

Counterpoint

[big-ovipositor-energy]

an addition

[gauntletqueen]

We’re done

[cursesyourbloodline]

[official-lucifers-child]

[tinymoththing]

[falllpoutboy]

Us (2019, dir Jordan Peele)

[m-korlan]

when customers try to come in after closing