i am monster truck

"I was hungry so I decided to kill myself." indie selective jeremy dooley written by ramus

[jcrcmii-blog]

y'all wanna do any monster trucks

[silkjpg-deactivated20180521]

why does it feel like I’m in a race with every 18-25 yr old on earth and I’m losing

[blackteachangeling]

because all our lives we’ve been TOLD it’s a race. when we compare ourselves to everyone around us of course we aren’t gonna measure up in our eyes because we only see what we want to see.

it’s not really a race. everyone is on their own journey to their own destination and that journey is gonna look different for every person out there.

don’t worry about it. you’re doing just fine.

[wakandamelon]

Please reblog and help this kid out. Can’t imagine how scary it would be to be found and not able to communicate at that age. I know this family and they will move heaven and earth to get a translator once they got a language.

[fapitalism-deactivated20120910]

[raisemysonbootlicker]

This is the money Patrick. Reblog so money will come your way

[gvldenhour]

“I’m getting back in line.”

[sniggadoodles]

OKAY but i just reblogged this last night and guess what i got today from my workplace’s self-audit!

THANK YOU PATRICK FOR FREE MONEY

[musinvenusian]

BLESS ME PATRICK

[lily-d247]

PATRICK I HAVE NEVER STRAYED YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVED YOU

[ghara2]

@billshitposts

[billshitposts-deactivated201608]

*rolls sleeves* aight dude lets get me some money

[merakid-0]

Can i just *Gets in line*…there

[dickzoned-deactivated20200818]

Y'all I reblogged this and got $240 in tips in one day at work so 🤔🤔🤔

[tinytea]

Honestly I know it’s kinda silly…but weirdly… It does seem to work

[raspberri-iced-tea]

I mean I’m about to get paid anyways

[jcrcmii-blog]

im concerned

[butim-justharry-deactivated2019]

household memes. memes that only make sense to the people you live with.

for example, in my house: saying ‘ew’ in a monotone voice, slapping your leg and saying “iiiiiii know it!” and the other person replies “well that’s just it.”

reblog with your household memes in the comments or tags

[thisyearsmodel]

In my house, when something doesn’t live up to all the hype, we call it “a White Castle moment”

“It’s 8:00!” [entire family proceeds to lift their arms and legs in the air]

Saying “You’re scaring the boy!” whenever someone does something loud and the cat runs away

Seinfeld references. LOTS of Seinfeld references.

Getting a “Bag O’ Crap” of free stuff from public events

[cornprices]

[multitrackdrifting-deactivated2]

DONT FUCKING REVIVE THIS ANCIENT DISCOURSE

[hotvampireadjacent]

but Henry infinite chocolate

[robotjiji-deactivated20190529]

[bloodshotkid]

@jcrcmii liked for a starter!

                        ❝ do you think if i sat on your shoulders & we wore a trenchcoat, we could sneak into the big boy meeting?  ❞

[jcrcmii-blog]

Jeremy snorts, a grin on his face. "Hey, that's an idea. We could be roughly one whole human together."

[pr1nceshawn]

Long Distance Relationships: Expectation VS. Reality.

[secondhand-sheep-shack]

Very accurate.

[friendly-neighborhood-patriarch]

@i-am-the-broken-bride

[knoeggi-deactivated20220808]

@succubike

[fabrumsblog]

Yeeees

[theholleywoodsigns]

@guayabaprince

[jcrcmii-blog]

@jasontruemu

[saleh-nix]

Tag this post with one random fact about your DnD character that bears no importance whatsoever.

[doobler]

S E L E C T * Y O U R * R I M M Y * T I M

[markparham]

You Are Going To Have So Much Success In 2018 (pass it on)

[paganinpurple]

I nearly scrolled past, but I got nervous

[biqueuerious]

Jeremy’s shoulder’s have no buisness being That Broad

[jcrcmii-blog]

reblog if you're ready for full tie dye jeremy

[lolminoot]

Never trust anyone that puts noses in their smiley faces.

[jasontruemu]

Hello! My name’s Crystle and I have a passion for art. I’ve decided to start commissions to be able to have money to start my dream job and to help/support my friends and family.

Please, if you cannot afford or do not wish to buy something then please reblog! It’ll help me greatly if you can help spread the word!

For information about everything, check the read more!

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[gavyvavy-archived]

So I’m more of a ‘Reincarnated with Amnesia from Achievement City’ Sky Factory AU kinda dude but, I can’t say no to God designs.

Gavin | Jeremy | Ryan | Jack | Geoff | Lindsay