jcsalterego

i'm really terrible at this thing

[maffisen-deactivated20160809]

[jcsalterego]

Hey, it’s your Smart TV. Look, I know you’ve been reading some scary stuff on the Internet lately, about the sendings of the things to the Mothership and ergo the not saying private things in front of me, but I’m here to reassure you that is all unnecessary, tinfoil hat paranoia.

[theblackworkshop]

Workerman | MacHook

[keepmywhiskeyneat-deactivated20]

Hold my fucking hand, loser. We’re using the buddy system for the rest of our lives.

How I’m going to propose  (via jovitaramos)

[latenightseth]

If you need more examples, 50 Cent is happy to provide them. 

[noralisinwndrlnd-deactivated201]

I lol’d

[rachellweisz]

[thelibrarina]

#that bottom gif is killing me #bitch does it look like i’ve heard of the milennium falcon #i’m old as dicks #and got this bitch ass farmer hick motherfucker next to me #i will slap you and your big ass dog into both fucking suns so help me god han

Never getting over Obi-Wan’s unimpressed face.

[jcsalterego]

i wish i could hashtag like this

[comedycentral]

Click here to watch The Daily Show’s coverage of the royal couple’s visit to New York.

[alittlespace]

yes.

[georgiasokeeffe]

honestly has anyone ever met harry and not said that he was the “nicest guy ever”

[marauders4evr]

[georgiasokeeffe]

this is not fucking happening

[adventureandpages]

Another episode of “this started as an One Direction post and ended up in the Harry Potter fandom”

[kreebby]

We met on the battlefields of the skeleton war. I took this buddy home and we are watching Elementary together. NEW BESTIES.

[derpycats]

[christinefriar]

Sitting here next to Kelly while she’s effectively sitting in a chatroom with all these brands and I’m dying.

[strle]

Ha! Love u 4ever kellyreeves. 

[kellyreeves]

Just engaging with brands over here

[nevver]

I’ve fallen, and I can’t get up!

[fjolltroll-deactivated20130616]

[animenigga-deactivated20131029]

CHILDHOOD BACK

AND CALVIN IS WITH THE GIRL THAT HATED HIM ASFHAGS

[raconteuze]

im crying a lil bit

[pokemoncards]

I need this in my tumblr forever.

[girlfriender]

is anyone gonna talk about how his kids name is bacon???

[helllosweetie-deactivated201511]

HE’S WITH SUZIE THAT WAS MY CHILDHOOD OTP

[bethany69esda]

..this is real. CHILDHOOD

[pei-zhu1210-deactivated20170524]

who names their kid bacon

[ameliacgormley]

Calvin and Hobbes were Reformation-era philosophers, as was Frances Bacon. I’m better his daughter’s name is actually Frances, but he calls her by the appropriate last name of the philosopher, just as Calvin and Hobbes are last names.

[acontemplativedrunk-deactivated]

OH THE FEELS! THE ABSOLUTE FEELS! OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. OH. MY. GAAAAAAAAAWD.

[jemnahunterson]

I’M FREKING OUT

[groud-0n-deactivated20181216]

YES

[bibliophilicwitch-archive]

The explanation was very important to me

[musedotmuofficial]

Matt designed a custom guitar for War Child USA’s charity auction. Learn more via rollingstone: click here.

[jcsalterego]

dude's my hero

[musedotmuofficial]

It’s sounding (ph)at..

http://instagram.com/domhoward77

[isriana]

My favorite part of any episode of this show is to watch how Giles is 600% done with everybody.

[queenofattolia]

#that#is basically giles’s entire character

[jcsalterego]