am i beyoncé yet?

hi im danielle

[pissvortex]

infomercial man: call now and we’ll DOUBLE our offer

6 year old me who has never seen an infomercial before:

[t4tmanwhore]

Jonathan form queer eye hitting on every ugly straight guy to boost their self steem is braver than any US marine

[honeybottledrip]

[babyanimalgifs]

[ldolised]

*falls in love with someone who was nice to me in my dream*

[dogs99999]

i hate the end of the semester so much! every day im like “ok honey u need to do x y and z or u will nearly fail all ur classes” and then when it comes down to it i’m watching 5 hours of youtube makeup tutorials 

[feistiest]

listen… nothing in this world makes sense. fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing and boxing rings are square and noses run and feet smell and shrek 1 and 2 made it to cannes film festival. just do whatever the fuck you want honestly

[feetdavidson]

I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight

[feetdavidson]

this same idiot: what kind of animal is the pink panther

me, already taking off my clothes: benjamin you’re so fucking stupid

[bidootdoot-deactivated20190601]

I’m laughing so hard, tbh

[melonmemes]

[onlytwitterpics]

[aurol]

one of the worst feelings ever is being in your own house and feeling like you need to go home

[pettycentral]

[sixpenceee]

What breaking ice on a trampoline looks like. From here

[memewhore]

[peteneems]

[veryfunnymemes]

[accidentalfisting]