Miguel

24. I love my cat and I hate cops. Icon by @deer-ful

[str-ngeloop]

it's called the whether because it depends

[disabledandtrans]

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[disabledandtrans]

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and if you can't. please. please do reblog. i need this to be as big as humanly possible. it is the best way forwards to inform decisions.

[clawmarks]

Shin bijutsukai - Kōrin Furuya - 1902 - via Internet Archive

[clawmarks]

Shin bijutsukai - Kōrin Furuya - 1902 - via Internet Archive

[1dietcokeinacan]

I will know if Andrew Tate is ever within a one mile radius of me bc when it happens a fully loaded gun will materialize in my hand and I’ll suddenly and inexplicably gain the ability to fire it with sharpshooter level accuracy and will also be imbued w an in depth understanding of human anatomy vis a vis where to inflict maximum trauma to guarantee mortality but prolong suffering. And before I can even register what is happening I will take off running full speed in the exact direction of his location

[kosmogrl]

[manwhorewednesdays]

This is actually such a crucial part of healing from neglect and abuse and I have to add to this.

Because indeed, people who like you will not roll their eyes and sigh at the idea of accommodating your needs, they will value your voice and be upset with you about injustice done to you, not at you for "being difficult". They will be happy when you find a way to live a better life, and help you to get there. If you are struggling, someone who loves you wants to see you smile, not tell you to smile because "you have it so good".

[machine-unlearning]

god I'm such a slut for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce *decides it’s inaccurate to refer to myself as a slut in light of my minimal sexual activity* if The Enemy discovered my ardor for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce, they would gain a significant strategic advantage

[post-troy-stress-disorder]

“foul play” is one of my favourite euphemisms. yeah bludgeoning that guy in the alley wasn't very sportsmanlike of you. yellow card.

[dogpuppy]

[fuck-customers]

[leviathan-supersystem]

everything socialist countries have been accused of, capitalist countries are actually doing.

[whyenn-reader]

hello. here are a few emoji combinations that hit my soul lately:

🚬🦟 <- an expression of extreme, persistant misery.

🌗🦗 <- this one's for when you don't have anything to say but you want to make the other person feel dumb. extremely effective at rage bating men bc it doesnt mean anything.

☝️🕷️ <- started out as a typo, immidiately landed in the vocabulary. for asking a geniuene, valid question that shall not be disrespected. works with any bug emoji.

☝️🫪 <- a variation on the previous one. for an insane proposition, fully prepared to be shut down.

🫴🪴 <- holding your bush.

[scamguy]

i would like to officially thank sesame for its seeds, its oil, and of course its street

[morgan-the-lonely-brick]

Cinemas should sell DVDs of the movies they're playing as you're walking out. If you liked the movie you could buy a DVD right there on the spot. Wouldn't that be awesome

[emil]

"Peggle make phone calls" has become shorthand for "fuck it, whatever" for me but no one ever knows what im talkingabout and it's also longer (longhand?)

[emil]

peggle make phone calls

[hollowboobtheory]

one thing you need to know about 2014. is that what does the fox say was playing pretty much everywhere you went. and everybody was just relieved it wasn't blurred lines

[hollowboobtheory]

I canot stress enough that those were the only 2 songs in 2014

[flanbolt]

[erarg]

wheres the gif of the guy on fire but then he eats a watermelon and hes fine

[selkiecide]

[skelecola]

this is what summertime is like