When you’re daydreaming about kinky shit in public and you suddenly you’re like “what if someone here’s a mind reader!!!”
Jules of Nature
Mike Driver
One Nice Bug Per Day
Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ

blake kathryn

@theartofmadeline
Cosimo Galluzzi

PR's Tumblrdome
ojovivo

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we're not kids anymore.

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oozey mess

Andulka

titsay

ellievsbear

Janaina Medeiros
art blog(derogatory)
YOU ARE THE REASON

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@jeanere
When you’re daydreaming about kinky shit in public and you suddenly you’re like “what if someone here’s a mind reader!!!”
discovering a ridiculous kink but then feeling something
💜 💜 💜 you asked and i deliver 👽 👽 👽
“straight” guy in porn: I’ve never bottomed before.
me, doubtful:
You know what sucks? Masturbating only to reach a weak ass climax. Makes you wanna kick yourself out of your own bed for wasting your time.
😂😆
Make me wanna ask myself “So what you finna do”😂😂
Lmfao “Get dressed. I already ordered your Uber”
Dear God…
This is one of my worst fears
@honeyslutcheerio
when you glowing*
@afatblackfairy
@easytaughtyouwell
Don’t. Fucking. Delete. My. Caption.
**When you fat & glowing
@all the annoying ass dudes on here who keep trying to erase my fatness thinking they’re complimenting me because they see fat as a negative word
I
AM
CUTE
ADORABLE
LUMPY
CHUNKY
STRETCH MARK COVERED
SEXY ASS
FIERCE FAT ASS BITCH.
I am FAT and I am SEXY. Just because im wearing high waisted sweats dont mean a DAMN thing. I am fat with stretch marks all over my body, two stomachs that cover my belly button, fat jiggly arms, fat ass thighs and I got a fat flat jiggly ass.
I’m sexy, I’m confident and I know I fucking look good. I spent my ENTIRE life hating the fat and hating myself because people saw it as a negative word. I am HERE to tell all of you dillholes to cut. it. the. fuck. out. I will block you.
Fat isn’t bad, Fat is beautiful, I am fat AND beautiful. Accept that shit
YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!
Pink like the inside of your-
this kinda sums up tumblr for me
OH MY GOD
Literally, I thought that was one of Western dessert.
BETTER THAN EXPECTED!!! HAHAHHAHAHAHA
warning
do not, i repeat, do not
think about your favorite character’s face when they orgasm, especially after an agonizingly slow build of teasing and foreplay that lasts for hours
don’t imagine the relief in their eyes right before they close them
don’t imagine the sounds of their ecstasy as they finally hit that sweet spot
don’t imagine every line and muscle in their body tense and arching as they ride the aftershocks
don’t imagine the way they sag and pant and smile afterward, drawing their partner close to their sweat-slicked body
just don’t do that to yourself
when u smell ur parents makin ur favorite food
When they put it in the oven
When you finally get to eat it
When they offer you seconds
@ruf1ohn1tram
this dub is hilarious.
FUCKING CHRIST
I remember being like 14 and downloading bible black on limewire. I thought that this must have been a fan dub made by some random people on their home PCs. But nope apparently this is professional work for a product that you can purchase with real money
@kimchiban
I’m the girl tbh
i’m the classroom and school desk he was suddenly thinking about
@naomixlittleguy