[meatdiaz]

what’s your “odd” comfort movie? a movie that isn’t stereotypically comforting but does comfort YOU? mine’s conclave (2024)

[avantgarden-er]

When i don’t post for a few minutes thats me moving in SILENCE. Know that i’m moving in silence in those moments.

[jeanmoreaue]

every day I’m like it can’t get worse and then it DOES

[nic0las-uncaged]

i could blog better than this but i won't

[leragoessouth]

Erm how are we tonight

[jeanmoreaue]

This is Shane Hollander btw

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[dailycatsblog]

[doesephs]

signing to the ravens wonder how that’ll turn out!!

[boitterfly]

[boitterfly]

[philcollinsenjoyer]

about 90% of fanfiction takes place in a utopia where men are thoughtful and unsure of their place in the world

[jeanmoreaue]

I haven’t read the long game, but I already know that Shane is the type of person to call his parents “mom” and “dad” rather than “my mom” and “my dad”

[tekunoraizu]

FUCKKKKKKK what if something bad happened and I forgot to worry about it

[lynxartt]

Okay, but will they return the racquet?

[24x81]

im not the same person i was when I pulled that meat out of the freezer this morning. I've changed. i don't have that in me anymore. ive moved on

[clytemnestraaa]

other other ilya jobs. i could do this all day.

vape store employee

dishwasher

door to door car insurance scam guy

failed twitch streamer

drug dealer

wholesale importation of knockoff designer goods

dropshipper

lighting technician for local stadium

livenation customer support

gas station attendant in new jersey or oregon only (#makethatmanpump)

motel night shift clerk

[clytemnestraaa]

sandwich artist

car wash arrow sign tosser

dairy queen window guy

spencer’s gifts employee

[clytemnestraaa]

self storage unit office guy

blockbuster employee

hot tub salesman

underwater welder on an oil rig

guy attempting and failing to popularize a new MMA style

golden corral employee

[lonesomebarns]

adam must use the fuck out of 'k' when texting

[i-fear-gritty]

i know a post retirement queer sports podcast with ilya and troy would pop the fuck off. they call it ‘locker room talk’ and every single player is getting called a fag. nobody is safe. let ilya and troy say fag #freethem. shane is the guy behind the camera on the laptop googling every single question they ask, and the only special guests they have are bood and hazy on rotation. they arrange for scott hunter to show up for one week and he fears that it will undo every shred of progress he’s helped make.

it actually destroys my soul that this isn’t real

[i-fear-gritty]

@electric-warriorr yes yes. shane gets to talk about his special interest to the world. troy gets to be a hater again. and ilya gets to use slurs like god intended. and ragebait scott hunter every episode (thank you @scunthotter for the suggestion)