JOAN OF ARC

Je suis né pour faire ça. J'étais cette paysanne française qui a aidé à sauver mon pays d'origine, a été tuée pour elle et est devenue un saint. I was born to do this. I was that French peasant girl who helped save my home country, got killed for it and eventually became a saint.

[jeannelapucelledarc]

Bonjour. Bienvenue, mon nom est Joan of Arc, autrement connu sous le nom de Jeanne D’Arc en français. J’ai 19 ans, eh bien... c’était l’âge que j’avais quand j’ai été tué par mes ennemis. Cela fait 100 ans que je suis devenu saint. Voyons combien a changé!

TRANSLATION: Hello. Welcome, my name is Joan of Arc, otherwise known as Jeanne D’Arc in French. I’m 19 years old, well...that was the age I was when I was killed by my enemies. It’s been 100 years since I became a saint. Let’s see how much has changed!

[iloveyoutoinfinity]

@jeannelapucelledarc sent Me a message yesterday, and I hear your prayers. I’m aware of certain people in government that have threatened Pope Leo’s life. These people DO NOT represent Me, nor do they represent the Father, the Mother and Spirit! If they think that I support this in any way, shape or form, then they are sorely mistaken. I do not condone this war, nor do I condone the war in Ukraine! I do not condone the slaughter of innocent people in Gaza, in Iran, in Lebanon and elsewhere! I do NOT support the vile behavior from those that claim to speak for Me. They will be in for a rude awakening when their time comes! @littlerani @joshuawilliams74 @ebbyscrooge @meiwilliamslittlelove @vizierjafar @monkeyunclescar @balancedwarrior @angelfromiego

[jeannelapucelledarc]

It was just too horrible to ignore. I had to say something! @iloveyoutoinfinity

[ebbyscrooge]

So…he started a war in Iran to get people to stop talking about the files, the Supreme Leader is dead, and his son is taking his place, and he’s talking about putting American soldiers in Iran…to die in a senseless war?! He is NOT slick. He has LITERALLY COMMITTED INTERNATIONAL WAR CRIMES. He won’t stop until he’s arrested or dead! We will never stop talking about those damn files! @iloveyoutoinfinity @vizierjafar @sweeneytodddemonbarber @formerprinceofegypt @monkeyunclescar @littlerani @joshuawilliams74 @meiwilliamslittlelove @jeannelapucelledarc

[jeannelapucelledarc]

Je ne suis vraiment pas surpris. Si ces fichiers avaient existé à mon époque, probablement tous les soldats qui m'ont gardé dans la même cellule y seraient. @ebbyscrooge @iloveyoutoinfinity

[littlemissbigears]

MY COMFORT SHOW WHAT ARE YOU DOING

[jeannelapucelledarc]

Oh mon Jésus ! Mon Seigneur, comme Tu as souffert!!!

TRANSLATION: Oh my Jesus! My Lord, how You suffered!!! @iloveyoutoinfinity

[ebbyscrooge]

So…he is on that damning list. If that Black Bridge Boarding School principal was still alive, he would be on that list, I have no doubt. @sweeneytodddemonbarber

Whoever reads this, do not play stupid. You know what I’m talking about, and who I am referring to. If you still defend him, then you must know that you are absolute scum of the earth.

[jeannelapucelledarc]

Même Mgr Cauchon a été tenu responsable de ma mort, des années plus tard.

TRANSLATION: Even Bishop Cauchon was held accountable for my death, years later. @ebbyscrooge @iloveyoutoinfinity

[iloveyoutoinfinity]

The Father, the Spirit and I have huge news. We are happy to announce that Trump will stand trial next year for his role in trying to tamper with the 2020 election. Justice is coming. Ask, and it will be given to you. @ebbyscrooge @mayorjdillon @princessariel2k23 @littlerani @joshuawilliams74 @fathereliwilliams @kriswilliams00 @reverendnoah @lottiescrooge @avisscrooge @sarahscrooge @notanobody @daughterofreverend @madqueennomore @jeannelapucelledarc @nellielovett @gypsywitchfrance @formerprinceofegypt @assaneasiam @iamgranger @flyandsing @cunningwarrior @iammasterk @angelfromiego @jedison @generaldaughter @retiredgeneral1692 @marynakamurajones75 @raelleshitbirdcollar @bellweathervengeance @tallyseercraven @scyllaspree @captainquartermaine @briwillcelticgoddess @tanoismyname @iamgillespie @jairusdaughter @twistedmachineman @dochj7 @edward-hyde-0914 @victorwilliams69 @sweeneytodddemonbarber @meiwilliamslittlelove @strangestephendoctor @seakingtriton2k23 @davidwilliams1980 @tammiewilliamsmommy

[jeannelapucelledarc]

FRENCH: Oui!!! La justice enfin!

TRANSLATION: YES!!! Justice at last! @iloveyoutoinfinity

[jeannelapucelledarc]

Joyeux mois de la fierté ! Ne laissez personne vous dire ce que vous devriez porter. J'ai coupé mes cheveux et porté une armure quand j'avais 17 ans, et j'ai été tué pour ça à 19 ans.

Happy Pride Month! Don’t let anyone tell you what you should be wearing. I cut my hair and wore armor when I was 17, and got killed for it at 19. @iloveyoutoinfinity

[retiredgeneral1692]

Another midterm election cycle is upon us, daughters. Vote accordingly, and may democracy live! @littlerani @meiwilliamslittlelove @kriswilliams00 @redheadedanimallover00 @marywilliams75 @nellielovett

For the men, fight for your daughters, your mothers, your aunts and nieces and all those in your life who are being threatened by those in power! @ebbyscrooge @mayorjdillon @joshuawilliams74 @fathereliwilliams @reverendnoah @iloveyoutoinfinity @formerprinceofegypt @cunningwarrior @iammasterk @jedison @twistedmachineman @dochj7 @edward-hyde-0914 @sweeneytodddemonbarber @strangestephendoctor

[jeannelapucelledarc]

Votez pour la vraie liberté!

ENGLISH: Vote for true freedom! @retiredgeneral1692

[iloveyoutoinfinity]

I’ve been hearing multiple complaints about the actress playing Ariel. It’s concerning that you think that black and brown boys and girls shouldn’t be represented.

Need I remind you gently, My brothers and sisters, that I am Jewish and from the Middle East, not white. You’ve casted white actors as Me, yet you did not complain about it.

[ebbyscrooge]

Oh, heavens. *sighs in irritation* They’re at it again, yes? That really needs to stop! @iloveyoutoinfinity @littlerani @avisscrooge

[sweeneytodddemonbarber]

Blimey! Don’t those racist buggers EVER stop whining?!?!

@iloveyoutoinfinity @littlerani @ebbyscrooge

[meiwilliamslittlelove]

UUGH!!!! THOSE THAT THINK THAT ARIEL SHOULDN’T BE BLACK NEED TO SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!! IF I HEAR THEM COMPLAIN ONE MORE TIME, I WILL CONJURE UP A HEX THAT WILL SCARE THEM OFF!!! 🤬🔥🔥🔥

@littlerani @sweeneytodddemonbarber @ebbyscrooge @iloveyoutoinfinity

[jeannelapucelledarc]

J'étais essentiellement bronzé, j'avais les cheveux et les yeux noirs.

I was basically sun browned, had dark hair and eyes. @iloveyoutoinfinity @meiwilliamslittlelove @sweeneytodddemonbarber @littlerani

[jeannelapucelledarc]

Cela fait 591 ans depuis ma mort. Comment suis-je mort, me demandez-vous? Je suis mort de la manière la plus horrible qui soit. J'ai été brûlé sur le bûcher pour hérésie et sorcellerie. Quel âge avais-je quand les Anglais m'ont tué? J'avais 19 ans.

TRANSLATION: It’s been 591 years since my death. How did I die, you ask me? I died in the most horrific of ways. I was burned at the stake for heresy and witchcraft. How old was I when the English killed me? I was 19.

Aïe!!! C'est terrible!

TRANSLATION: Yikes!!! That’s awful!

[iloveyoutoinfinity]

IT’S GONNA BE MAY!!! Oh, hold on! IT’S ALREADY MAY!!! @ebbyscrooge @sweeneytodddemonbarber

Hahaha! Yes, it sure is, and I know you’re both excited about tomorrow! It’s your sister and your birthdays! Whatever you both decide to do, I hope you both enjoy!

[jeannelapucelledarc]

Joyeux anniversaire!!! Quel âge aurez-vous?

Happy birthday!! How old will you be? @ebbyscrooge @iloveyoutoinfinity

[ebbyscrooge]

I used to think of profits more than I did about people. The director of this health organization called the Center for Disease Control that the Mun and others like her seem to be so angry with, is following directly in my footsteps, and that is not good! I’m thinking of all the people who look like Tiny Tim, other people who are like the Mun and her sister, and their friends with different disabilities, and my heart breaks for them! Holy God, is there no mercy for the marginalized communities?!

Tell me you don’t care about people with intellectual disabilities without telling me you don’t care about people with intellectual disabilities!!! 🤬

[jeannelapucelledarc]

L'eugénisme devrait être un crime ! Les incendies de sorcières sont, pourquoi l'eugénisme ne peut-il pas être un crime?!

TRANSLATION: Eugenics should be a crime! Witch burnings are, why can’t eugenics be a crime?! @ebbyscrooge

[ebbyscrooge]

I want to send a very huge congratulations to my Mun, who just passed her temporary driver’s test!!! You should be very proud of yourself!

THANK YOU EBBY!!! 💖

[jeannelapucelledarc]

Dans ma journée, on a monté des carrières et des chevaux. Félicitations!

TRANSLATION: Back in my day, we rode in carriages and horses. Congratulations! @ebbyscrooge

[gizkalord]

Hayden Christensen as ANAKIN SKYWALKER in the Battle of the Heroes

Note: I thought it would be fun to show how much work/editing goes into gifmaking (namely color adjustments), so each of these gifs transitions from the original, unedited clip to my final edited versions! Essentially an exercise at reducing the sometimes overpowering redness of the Mustafar scenes. Hope this helps people appreciate the effort that creators put into their edits, AKA reblog creators and don’t steal edits!

[nellielovett]

Oi!!! What ‘appened to you there on that bloody fire red planet is much worse than what ’appened to me, I ’ave no doubt. @cunningwarrior

[balancedwarrior]

I know what happened to you, and forgive me if this sounds harsh, but I think you deserved it for lying to Master Todd about Mistress Lucy. On the other hand, Sweeney got what was coming to him when Toby killed him for killing you. Sad situation for Mary, Jillian and Rani, though. @sweeneytodddemonbarber @maewilliamslittlelove @littlerani

That wasn’t even the start of my downfall. I had my right arm chopped off by an evil Sith when I was a Padawan. Then three years later as a Jedi Knight turned Sith apprentice, I had my other arm and two legs dismembered during my fight with my former Master, and then the lava roasted me when a piece of my clothes blew into the lava rivers. Huge mistake. After that, I had to drag myself up from the bank with my remaining hand. Wasn’t easy, what with third degree burns all over my body. @askjedimasterkenobi

[jeannelapucelledarc]

Je suis morte par le feu aussi. J'avais seulement 3 ans de moins que toi, Anakin, et j'étais assez jeune pour être votre fille, Mme Lovett. Tu veux être des potes de feu?

TRANSLATION FROM FRENCH: Hey, I died by fire as well. I was only 3 years younger than you, Anakin, and I was young enough to be your daughter, Mrs. Lovett. You want to be fire buddies? @cunningwarrior @nellielovett

[ebbyscrooge]

YAHOO I’M BACK ON THE ICE!!!!

Oh! How did you do that?! That move was absolutely amazing! 🤯

[jeannelapucelledarc]

Je n'ai jamais vu ça! Qu'est-ce que c'est, et comment avez-vous fait ça?!

TRANSLATION FROM FRENCH: I have never ever seen anything like this! What is it, and how did you do that?! @ebbyscrooge

[retiredgeneral1692]

Witches! FORM UP!!! Tomorrow will be a very busy day. I have just gotten intel from General Bellweather and Captain Quartermaine. As nearly as 700 MAGAs and Camarilla will be on Capitol Hill protesting for the terrorists who attacked there earlier this year. Keep your senses on high alert, eyes sharp and the minute you see any Camarilla or MAGAs, follow them and use what we have taught you! WE FIGHT, FOR AMERICA! WE FIGHT FOR DEMOCRACY AND FOR THE HEALTH OF CADET VARADKAR WILLIAMS! @captainquartermaine @bellweathervengeance @nictebatanspreeleader @scyllaspree @raelleshitbirdcollar @littlerani @ebbyscrooge @bellweathervengeance @tallyseercraven @joshuawilliams64 @sweeneytodddemonbarber @strangestephendoctor @rabbijim @briwillcelticgoddess @fathereliwilliams @iloveyoutoinfinity @jeannelapucelledarc @maewilliamslittlelove @tammiewilliamsmommy @mayorjdillon @reverendnoah @cunningwarrior @angelfromiego @crazyoldbenkenobi @daughterofreverend @madqueennomore

[jeannelapucelledarc]

Je vais chercher mon épée et ma bannière. Je sais que les gens de nos jours ne les utilisent pas, mais je le fais.

TRANSLATION FROM FRENCH: I’ll get my sword and banner. I know people nowadays don’t use them, but I do. @retiredgeneral1692

[ebbyscrooge]

Well, I came out to my parents…

Oh…what does “coming out” mean? I’m sorry, I’m not that familiar with this. Is it a form of a confession?

Yeah, kinda. Anyway, I came out to them…and…

And?

THEY STILL LOVE ME!!!! 💖

Oh-ho!!! That’s wonderful, Mun! I know of some people who have come out, and their experiences with their family weren’t as good as yours. But really, congratulations!!!

[mayorjdillon]

Well, I’ll be damned, Eb! Mun is gay?! Come on over to the diner, we’ll have a nice vegan dinner to celebrate! @ebbyscrooge

[princessariel2k23]

WOOHOOOOOOOO!!!! LET’S CELEBRATE!!!! 💜💜💜💚💚💚❤️❤️❤️ @ebbyscrooge @mayorjdillon

[littlerani]

YASSSSSSSSS!!!! WE’VE GOT ANOTHER QUEER IN THE BUILDING!!!! @ebbyscrooge @mayorjdillon @partofyourworld2k22

[joshuawilliams74]

WAY TO GO!!! Congratulations! @ebbyscrooge @mayorjdillon @partofyourworld2k22 @katiewill-lizascrooge

[fathereliwilliams]

God bless you, Mun!!! I promise you, I will never ever tell you that you’re going to hell. I will never ever tell you to go to conversion therapy. I will never ever look at you as if you’re an abomination. That’s not what a Catholic priest should be doing. Love is love, and your love in the eyes of God, is absolutely beautiful!

All that aside, congratulations!! 🏳️‍🌈 @ebbyscrooge @mayorjdillon @partofyourworld2k22 @katiewill-lizascrooge @joshuawilliams64

[kriswilliams00]

WOOOOOOOO!!!!! LET’S CELEBRATE!!!! I’m a straight ally and I’m going to give you a lgbtq vegan cake!!! @ebbyscrooge @mayorjdillon @partofyourworld2k22 @katiewill-lizascrooge

[reverendnoah]

Congratulations! May God bless you! @ebbyscrooge @mayorjdillon @partofyourworld2k22 @katiewill-lizascrooge @joshuawilliams64 @fathereliwilliams @kriswilliams90

[lottiescrooge]

There is much to celebrate today and on Pride Month! @ebbyscrooge @mayorjdillon @partofyourworld2k22 @katiewill-lizascrooge @joshuawilliams64 @fathereliwilliams @kriswilliams90 @reverendnoah

[sarahscrooge]

Indeed!!! Congratulations, Mun! @ebbyscrooge @mayorjdillon @partofyourworld2k22 @katiewill-lizascrooge @joshuawilliams64 @fathereliwilliams @kriswilliams90 @reverendnoah @lottiescrooge

[notanobody]

She’s a lesbian!!! That’s wonderful! May the Force be with you, Mun! @ebbyscrooge @mayorjdillon @partofyourworld2k22 @katiewill-lizascrooge @joshuawilliams64 @fathereliwilliams @kriswilliams90 @reverendnoah @lottiescrooge @sarahscrooge

[daughterofreverend]

Congratulations are in order! I wonder if there’s some gluten free beer? @ebbyscrooge @mayorjdillon @partofyourworld2k22 @katiewill-lizascrooge @joshuawilliams64 @fathereliwilliams @kriswilliams90 @reverendnoah @lottiescrooge @sarahscrooge @notanobody

[madqueennomore]

That’s splendid!!! It appears that I’ve made quite an impression on you several times! I’ve seen your stories on that other application, the one that’s pink! @ebbyscrooge @mayorjdillon @partofyourworld2k22 @katiewill-lizascrooge @joshuawilliams64 @fathereliwilliams @kriswilliams90 @reverendnoah @lottiescrooge @sarahscrooge @notanobody @daughterofreverend

[iloveyoutoinfinity]

I love you, Mun! Your faith is still very powerful and beautiful! Anyone who denies you, denies Me. 💖@ebbyscrooge @mayorjdillon @partofyourworld2k22 @katiewill-lizascrooge @joshuawilliams64 @fathereliwilliams @kriswilliams90 @reverendnoah @lottiescrooge @sarahscrooge @notanobody @daughterofreverend @madqueennomore

[jeannelapucelledarc]

Santé! Que Dieu continue à vous guider!

Cheers! May God continue to guide you! @ebbyscrooge @mayorjdillon @partofyourworld2k22 @katiewill-lizascrooge @joshuawilliams64 @fathereliwilliams @kriswilliams90 @reverendnoah @lottiescrooge @sarahscrooge @notanobody @daughterofreverend @madqueennomore @iloveyoutoinfinity