Jeannette, trash gremlin

[possessed-sapphic]

"why are you always the one who gets possessed when we do summonings" uhh because my spirit is more attuned to otherworldly beings? what no it's totally not because it's much easier for them to take over me because i find it really hot and i love the feeling of giving others complete control of my body while i'm not able to do anything but watch. you're just jealous

[possessed-sapphic]

you fucking wish you were me watching helplessly through borrowed eyes as something far more powerful than me uses my body for anything that it desires

[theneonflower]

[FATE AU] some sprite editing (in artoria’s case, ALOT) of Dragon!Artoria and Mordred in my fate au

[insertdisc5]

a comic about androids, and creating things

[ars0nism]

Pros of chubby gf

- soft

- nice hugs

- thigh pillows??? Tiddy pillows??

Cons of chubby gf

- none

Pros of skinny gf

- fits in ur arms rly nicely

- ur hoodies are too big on her which is beautiful

Cons of skinny gf

- none

Pros of muscled gf

- abs?? Biceps??? Please???

- strong gf pick me up pls

- most likely works out a lot which is hot

Cons of muscled gf

- none

[pipebomb-malewife-deactivated20]

Pros of a tall gf:

-she can reach everything

-she can wear those gorgeous and long swooshy dresses without drowning in the fabric

-she still rocks heels, I mean, hello??? Tall girls in heels??? Yes??? PLEASE?

- can curb stomp facist easily

Cons of a tall gf

-none, you’re just cowardly

Pros of a short gf

- I can give her piggyback rides

- she short which means I can pick her up randomly

- she’s got a better angle for throat punching facist

- great at stealing my clothes and wearing em

Cons of a short gf

- none

Pros of a disabled gf

- she’s still her own independent person

- she’s intelligent, often times having some of the most profound things to say that people often ignore because they’re stupid

-she’s got a unique lifestyle that’s gonna be best for her and she’s gonna live life as much as she can as comfortably as she can

-stronger than any US marine

-hates fascist

Cons of a disabled gf

-none

[lily-orchard]

Finally a Tumblr Post that speaks to me

[hilbeth]

Pros of an autistic gf

-She stims when she’s happy

-She tells you about her special interests

-She’s super knowledgeable about her favorite topics

Cons of an autistic gf

-none

[ilikeelderberryicecream]

From Gundam Perfect File

(official Art)

[dailyhatsune]

to that anon who sent me ‘mikulovania’ three times i hope you’re happy

[gentlesketching]

[longscarydream]

lifehack: when you see a Take One candy bowl in a restaurant, wait until noones looking and shovel candy into your pockets. god may judge you but his sins outnumber your own

[zerofarad]

“God may judge you but his sins outnumber your own.” We really need to start collecting and sourcing these Potent Quotables.

[citrusgroves]

I’ve been doing this for years

It’s all on a google doc of mine (x)

[ficfairy]

this is the most important post of my tumblr life. i will never say that about another post.

[grlfrns-deactivated20190917]

✨👰🏻👰🏻💕💐💖✨

[geniusoflove]

at level 20 of adhd you can read a book and listen to a podcast at the same time

[geniusoflove]

at level 40 you can read a transcript of a podcast while listening to an audiobook

[grimeygruel]

And you don't process any of it

[geniusoflove]

well of course not im thinking about something someone said to me 3 years ago that triggered my rejection sensitive dysphoria

[wumbreon]

Be proud of who you’ve evolved into! Happy Pride!!!

[carnival-phantasm]

[homo-sex-shoe-whale]

You either know a lesbian in a long distance relationship, or you are that lesbian.

[homo-sex-shoe-whale]

How dare you make a comment better than my original post

[ratliker1917]

saying the phrase “homestuck is isekai” and blocking anybody who screams at me about it

[juneelite]

Why y’all let me learn this 😂😂

[taylorfart-deactivated20241002]

Everything about this is perfect. From the head bob, to the baby scream, to Electric Zoo from spongebob

[somarkcastle-deactivated2022122]

Modern icon

[jessicahenwick-deactivated20171]

seduce me with obscure knowledge of history

[wonkas-golden-nword-pass-deacti]

Nintendo and the ottoman empire existed during the same time

[wonkas-golden-nword-pass-deacti]

[kattimariias]

[tainbocuailnge]

modern romance

[tainbocuailnge]

these are the best tags on this post

[awellboiledicicle]

Someone: “Why do you get so heated while discussing lore of stuff? And why is it so detailed? Why do you have several thousand words devoted to this shit?”

Me: