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Star Trek Blog: trek-it-before-you-wreck-it. Kat 24 (I haven’t been 24 in a minute:/) She/He

[markovchaingang]

RULES FOR DATING MY DAUGHTER:

my daughter cannot, through action or inaction, harm a human or allow a human to come to harm

a daughter at rest or in constant motion remains at rest or in constant motion unless acted upon by another force

daughters are never created or destroyed, only transformed

always treat every daughter as loaded, even if you know she isn't

you do not talk about my daughter

[abalidoth]

6. If x and y are my daughters, then there exists a set that has x and y as elements.

7. You can fold my daughter through any two points.

8. I have exactly one daughter parallel to a given line passing through a given point.

[kabber]

[brennan-lee-mother]

Simply cannot stop thinking about the fact that HJ and LaVonte are Sire and Childe and yet seem to have no hierarchy between them at all. HJ unquestionably treats LaVonte as his equal and LaVonte feels perfectly comfortable yelling at and physically assaulting HJ, both of which are kind of unthinkable under the social rules of the Camarilla. It’s LaVonte’s name first in Worthy and Wingstreet Industries. They are Sire and Childe but more importantly they are partners.

[patronsaint-ofmystery]

heartbreaking: your problematic power gap yaoi actually respect each other as equals

[metanarrates]

all women should be more hairy and sweaty and eat more food and laugh more loudly. my stance as a feminist and also my stance as a lesbian pervert

[dogpuppy]

[koiagain]

I guess you could say he’s ve… he’s a very h…

[jaypilled]

are those my only options

[send-me-to-the-exr]

Damn ... These spot the differences are getting harder...

[the-quiet-observer]

sometimes a family is two male business partners, a wealthy french socialite, a superhero and his sidekick, and a man with big feelings about the cold war, and a ghorse

[asymptotic-rage]

Imagine being Tyler.

Your bosses are super toxic. They pay for your grandpa to leave his terrible housing. They tell you to work 17 hours a day. They immediately give you a promotion. You've never seen them in the daytime and they think lunch happens at 8pm.

[mysteryteacup]

One of their associates wants your job but thinks buying a notepad is the equivalent of what you do and you just have to put up with it. Your boss gets you a rolex for no clear reason.

[imstacks]

Nancy Danderhoof is such a genius npc to drop into the mid point of the season: She requires the coterie to get her a better news story to publish, or she'll reveal that they're vampires. On a meta level, that's such an effective way to encourage your players to focus up and thoroughly explore the world.

[corrya]

[wizard-loving-wizard]

every purpee citizen that meets darkness man:

[asymptotic-rage]

Imagine being Tyler.

Your bosses are super toxic. They pay for your grandpa to leave his terrible housing. They tell you to work 17 hours a day. They immediately give you a promotion. You've never seen them in the daytime and they think lunch happens at 8pm.

[senatortedcruz]

I am in fucking tears

[infimace-blog]

dead wife montage but it's a henchman reminiscing about da boss after he got put six feet under. picking flowers before hiding the bodies, wiping cocaine from your nose after a big night, that long drive down the beach to find the bookie who squealed. where did the days go

[etherealspacejelly]

bastard sounds great in an irish accent. if an irish person calls you a 'daft bastard' it just feels right

the welsh have the monopoly on things ending in hell. fuckin hell and bloody hell hit different in a welsh accent. its like music to my ears

the scots have piss and shite for sure. "its pishin it doon out there" "this is a load of shite" absolute poetry

if i may speak for the english i think we do penis related words very well. dickhead, knobhead, twat, etc.

and for all the shit we give them, you gotta admit that no one can deliver a 'goddamn' quite like an american. theres a certain weight to it that you just cant achieve in other accents. when an american says goddamn you know shit just got real