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Star Trek Blog: trek-it-before-you-wreck-it. Kat 24 (I haven’t been 24 in a minute:/) She/He

[triangleguy]

my bad. turns off my perpetual motion dog catapulting machine

[dogpuppy]

[professor-geen-berries]

Somewhere, deep in this hellsite, there is a kung pow penis left incomplete. And it is up to you, yes- YOU, dear reader, to fulfill its glorious destiny...

[arson-mushroom]

what the fuck does this mean

[baskabytheanglerfish]

K

[unsatan-offical]

U

[monsterfucker-research-wizard]

N

[villainessbian]

G

[cajunfj40]

P

[arbitrary-cherry]

O

[steampowerednarwhal]

W

[byrdsfly]

P

[quanticide]

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[andthentheywilleatthestars]

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[goblin-deez-nuts]

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[loveridden1999]

i may have my father's worst traits but i am more ethical & virtuous with them than him

[dogpuppy]

[2-point-5]

not to be rude but some of y'all need to look on the bright side sometimes. like, yeah sure the world is fucked and people suck and we all die whatever, sure, but like. go outside.

[2-point-5]

ok i phrased this poorly, hang on.

i'm not saying the cure for depression is touching grass. however, if you surround yourself with sad things and talk about how terrible life is and how much you're suffering and never take a breath and remember it's not all bad, you'll end up making yourself worse.

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[carys-the-ninth]

"The magic system is never fully explained" yeah that's how life works. Imagine having a story set in modern day America and the characters have several pages of exposition on combustion engines and telecommunication networks before we get to the plot

[et-in-arkadia]

i think this is absolutely correct and good writing advice but also victor hugo would like to have a word with you about the parisian sewer system circa 1832

[bendingsignpost]

victor hugo would like to have many words with you about the parisian sewer system circa 1831

[dogpuppy]

[laqueus]

oh hp deskjet 2710e we're really in it now

[demilypyro]

[tsunflowers]

this book I’m reading on female evolution for some reason uses bill and hillary clinton as examples of the typical differences between male and female vocal structures and the author is like “imagine if bill clinton had a throat sac like an ape which caused his voice to resonate” don’t say that? I don’t want to imagine that?

[tsunflowers]

billiam clinton saying his famous line “I did not have sexual relations with that woman” in a booming voice that can be heard up to two miles away and everyone starts hooting like monkeys and banging their fists on their chests

[orcboxer]

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

[creekfiend]

love when I see a doctor and they're just like

[markovchaingang]

RULES FOR DATING MY DAUGHTER:

my daughter cannot, through action or inaction, harm a human or allow a human to come to harm

a daughter at rest or in constant motion remains at rest or in constant motion unless acted upon by another force

daughters are never created or destroyed, only transformed

always treat every daughter as loaded, even if you know she isn't

you do not talk about my daughter

[abalidoth]

6. If x and y are my daughters, then there exists a set that has x and y as elements.

7. You can fold my daughter through any two points.

8. I have exactly one daughter parallel to a given line passing through a given point.