JEANS AND A TOP

"You know how I am an annoying bastard? You’re like an irritating prick. There’s a subtle difference there." - Gavin Free

[whitepeopletwitter]

[sirfrogsworth]

I don’t really know what TikTok is, but this pleases me. (Sound required.)

[ Jade’s TikTok | Ed the Cat’s new Instagram created due to viral success ]

[arousedhoe]

hey does anyone know the fastest way to clean up milk that’s covering every goddamn i nch of the  kitchen floor

[slightmood]

i know a gal……she’s on her way

[arousedhoe]

thanks

[slightmood]

[thestateonmtv]

So with voting do you cum when a person get bitten into or when a person is swallowed or does it depend on the moment

[beachdeath]

usually you just mark a ballot with a pen or you select the candidate you want on a screen. sometimes you hole punch the ballot though

[thankyu]

a clownboy (half clown, half cowboy) says yeehonk

[foxy-mulder-deactivated20190929]

this is it. the worst post i’ve ever seen. my own two eyes are cursed

[thatcatblog]

[unclefather]

Was she wrong?

[mapelie]

That’s the biggest round loaf bun I’ve ever seen

[pinche-aquarius]

[kaijuno]

[lagonegirl]

[414lilj-deactivated20170902]

LMFAOOOO

[fake-news-and-headlines]

HONK HONK

[boopednose]

The difference between staff and clowns is that clowns do their fucking job

[fake-news-and-headlines]

[pyrogothnerd-deactivated2025071]

[ruinedchildhood]

[ororium-z]

Let’s play a guessing game. Picture a woman in pop culture. - Largely well known and respected in her field of work by professionals and fans alike. - Has a very recognizable voice. - Married. He also works in the same field. His reputation is enough to rival her own, maybe even more successful than she is. - Once suspected her husband of committing adultery. Sometimes seen as unsupportive, even by fans. His bum ass definitely doesn’t deserve her. - Three children. The oldest is a daughter named after a color (protect her). - T H I C C

Who am I talking about?

[ororium-z]

[africanaquarian]

oh my god

[archaeos]

Hi

Please look at this bowl, made in Egypt almost 6000 years ago. Look at it.

I love it. Thank you for your time.

[elodieunderglass]

Yeah!!

[antiandrogen]

mood

[suck-mein-pokeballs]

I’ve been in Tumblr long enough to go from the girl to the old man

[lmaonade]

mom making fun of me bc she heard me talking to my cat. i was asking him if he had permission to be baby and asking for his permit and now i’m being bullied  

[lmaonade]

this little man does NOT have a baby license 

[b-rainrot]

[liathepenguinologist]

corn right corn at corn light

[lichen-soup-scribe]

first corn i see tonight