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epiphainie

i would die alone and have my carcass be eaten by vultures before i talk to chatgpt like it's my boyfriend

cyber-corp

this website’s easy watch. *dangles a bunch of greek gods like keys*

cyber-corp

i know what i’m doing dw

cyber-corp

Keep in mind I only know like. Two Greek gods by name. Homer is one of them, and he was good friends with Odysseus I think?

cyber-corp

Wait fuck Homer isn’t a god he wrote the fucking thing. Fuck

cyber-corp

POST CANCELLED NO ONE LOOK

cyber-corp

desperately google searching for “greek gods to pray to when people notice your online idiocy”

pluto-officially

You're failing.

cyber-corp

You don’t think I know that, God of Death? Can I pray to you so I can DIE ALREADY

communist-mannyfesto

Pluto is Roman, not Greek

cyber-corp

?????

enigma-system03

Short version is that Pluto is a later name for the god of death, which is often associated with the Roman era/Roman mythology. Hades is the earlier name.

cyber-corp

I set up my own house made of sticks and it has promptly fallen on me

cyber-corp

HE’S NOT EVEN REAL?????*

cyber-corp

I made this post thinking I knew what kind of fire I was playing with. Hephaestus, God of Fire, looking upon me from his fuck off tower or whatever said “Oh you think you know? Check this shit” and promptly set my post ablaze for everyone to observe

legionoftuna

Hephaestus doesn't have a tower, he lived in a volcano

cyber-corp

FINE THEN. BIG FUCK OFF VOLCANO. WHATEVER

cyber-corp

wrong.

pointless-achievements

Achievement Unlocked:

Lightning Bait

You're basically doing the post equivalent of standing out in a field during a storm with a ten-foot copper pole, you better hope Zeus is busy hiding from Hera.

cyber-corp

FUCK'S SAKE NOT AGAIN

taco-bee

I need you to name every greek God you know and what they are for plz

For science

cyber-corp

OKAY FINE HERE'S WHAT I'VE FOUND

HERMES: DA FUNNY ONE

ZEUS: DA LIGHTNING (NOTE: THOUGHT HE WAS NORDIC, FATHER OF THOR)

POSEIDON: DA SEA ONE

HEPHAESTUS: DA FIRE/FORGING/STEEL ONE

APHRODITE: DA HOT ONE

KRATOS: GOD OF WAR

HADES: DA HELL ONE. ROGUE LIKE

APOLLO: DA DODGEBALL/PROPHECY ONE

boxxed-juice

ares is the god of war, not kratos

cyber-corp

WHY THE FUCK DOES THE GAME CALL HIM GOD OF WAR THEN

ironwoman359

I can't believe this post is less than 24 hours old, it feels like something out of classic tumblr lore

bingle-official

op god of war is not official greek mythology lmao

reekill-playlists

Someone needs to read a Percy Jackson book

reekill-playlists

hey is this still post of the year or

cyber-corp

NO

zelly-fangirl

how's the hole op? want some snacks? a blanket? a shovel to dig yourself out?

cyber-corp

I'D LIKE OUT NOW I THINK

beehivemind200

And the post of the year goes to.....

YOU

cyber-corp

here is me holding my trophy for tumblr post of the year. i'd like to thank no one in particular but i would like to unthank everyone who decided this one in particular was post of the year. i will never let this down ever

behindnightmaresanddreams

I remember this post dropping, what a great day. OP I hope you know this was the highlight of my week when it dropped, it was so good.

wooberryy

xlov rui

#if I'm gonna try to be active on here then rui needs to be here #xlov rui #xlov

notyourblogkeeper

"Everybody needs money. Everybody. Medical research, hospitals, schools, animal shelters, day care centers, boy scouts, girl scouts, all kinds of scouts…I'd love to give money to all these people, but then I'd have no money and I'd need somebody's mailing list just to pay rent. I'm inactive. I don't act. I talk a pretty good game, but in the end I just sit there completely inactive... What do I do?" Sports Night, s1e9