Jedamethis

Everything is hard and I am just a poor physics student

[filthburger]

the ides of march

[Caesar: “hey guys” Senator: “oh hey Caesar” Caesar: “i uh, i brought my knife” Senator: “your knife?” Caesar: “Octavius said to bring one in the group chat”]

[jawnbaeyega]

[ultimasheir]

mark hamill you absolute fucker

[copperhamster]

He learned the Force from a little green troll, what do you expect?

[michonnegrimes]

oaksmash: #Groff #Grofferson @hamiltonmusical #HesGay #ImBlack #WeAreSinging #liveDubSmash #whiteHouse Edition #hamsfriends #HeresLookingatYou #FilledwithGlee This moment is now #Frozen in time. Get it? #IwasreallyboredWhenIMadeThisPost #KatyPerry #:) 

[oscarisaacdaily]

[mrs-cheese]

[dongstomper-deactivated20161230]

concept: billy joel’s piano man fights elton john’s rocket man

[dongstomper-deactivated20161230]

things to consider

the piano man has a large group of friends

rocket man is alone but has access to high explosives

[idiopathicsmile]

you know what’s probably more fun than playing chess? cheating at chess

“ohhh would you look at that, my pawns found jesus and now they’re all bishops”

“so i realize it looks like i’m putting a thimble on the board but actually my rooks have been using their downtime to build another rook, one that’s better, stronger, faster—”

“hey welcome back. while you left to get a snack, those six pieces you’d captured slipped their guards, tunneled to safety and emerged right in the middle of your royal palace.”

“oof, looks like you’ve got my king cornered…maybe this is a good time to mention that shortly before we started playing, my pawns and knights revolted and instituted a representative democracy. feel free to kill the puppet ruler that was the one remaining vestige of our tyranny, you cringing servant of the crown. vive la revolution!”

[lizardywizard]

did you mean Mornington Crescent

[toolusingmammalgirl]

[chosca]

what.

[sammyismovingblogs]

Ooc: oh his face in the last one is so precious

[ask-angelica-schuyler-blog]

I know I reblogged this already but j feel you should know this is my wallpaper

[rgrantairesmoved-deactivated201]

[nubbsgalore]

closely related to sharks but with long, flat bodies and wing-like pectoral fins, mobula rays are ideally suited to swooping through the water - here off the gulf of california - yet seem equally at home in the air, so much so that they have earned the name “flying rays”. mobula rays can reach heights of more than two metres, remaining airborne for several seconds. 

mobula rays are quite elusive and difficult to study, so biologists are not quite sure why they jump out of the water. theories vary from a means of communication, to a mating ritual (though both males and females jump), or as a way to shed themselves of parasites. they could also be jumping as a way of better corralling their pray, as seen with them swimming in a circular formation. 

what is known about mobula rays is that they reach sexual maturity late and their investment in their offspring is more akin to mammals than other fishes, usually producing just a single pup after long pregnancies, all of which makes them extremely vulnerable to commercial fishing, especially as a species that likes to come together in large groups.

[jordanmello]

A short comic about a Frog and a Troll.

[micdotcom]

Watch: SNL roasts Trump with “Racists for Trump” ad

[jackafz]

Honestly whoever is writing these SNL skits….. Finally SNL feels vital and important again, satire wise

[half-centaur]

with undead being such a consistent problem in Skyrim you’d assume they’d stop burying people with weapons

[cowboysandhotsauce]

date a guy who is handsome and can draw date a guy who is a hero to the galaxy date a guy who praises the ground you walk on date a guy who loves you more than anything date a guy who would commit mass murder and betrayal for you date Anakin Skywalker

[hartoffoot]

#do NOT date Anakin Skywalker 

#you will get PREGNANT and DIE

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

This went from Star Wars to Mean Girls in no time at all

[coffee-goth-princess]

‘The greatest people you will ever meet and the worst. Beware of the Sith’

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Raise your hand if you feel personally victimised by Senator Palpatine

[coffee-goth-princess]

Nice wig what’s it made out of? Chewbakas chest hair

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

“If you’re voiced by James Earl Jones, why are you white?”

“Oh my GOD Luke you can’t just ask the Lord of the Sith why he’s white”

[coffee-goth-princess]

Get in Skywalker. We’re going Jedi training

[cowboysandhotsauce]

i have whiplash from this

[bemusedlybespectacled]

“This is Obi Wan Kenobi. He’s almost too gay to function.”

[sesamseed]

“That’s senator Amidala. Her hair is so big because it’s full of secrets.”

[sweetlyminiaturesublime]

IT GOT BETTER

[skywalkerslays]

“Luke I am your father” “OH HELL NO, I DID NOT LEAVE TATOOINE FOR THIS”

[throw-it-out-the-airlock]

[haloinfinite-archive]

Jacob Frye, the Master Assassin

[obi-wanakin-blog]

I think one of my favorite stories I’ve ever heard Mark Hamill tell is the one about how the first time he heard the score for A New Hope he got sort of jokingly offended because it seemed like every other character had a specific song for them and he didn’t and John Williams just looked at him and said “…The main theme is your song” and Mark was like “WHAT OMG” like he didn’t actually understand before that moment that he was the protagonist.