I love it when you call me Jed Papa

Trollki | intf | 26 | GNC Welcome to my NATM, History, and Rami Malek fandom hell. (My mainblog on which I am way more active is modusandi )

[glumshoe]

Everyone loves polite villains to contrast with brash and sarcastic heroes, but consider the dynamic of polite villains clashing with equally well-mannered heroes. It’s very good. Very civil. Very alienating to everyone around them.

[aprilslady]

"You seem a decent fellow, I hate to kill you"

"You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die"

[glumshoe]

Two people very courteously trying to murder each other is delightful to read or watch.

[asktheminiatures]

Hey, Night at the Museum fans!

It’s been a while, hasn’t it? We have a short announcement for you all: we are officially retiring these cosplays and therefore this blog. We did one last photo shoot at a history museum, so we will be posting those pictures here soon. We love you all, and still can not believe how much attention this little blog has gotten over the years. It’s been a wild ride, but the morning does come eventually.

- Jedpapa

[jedpapa]

Back for a bit: the long story short, we brought the minis back for once last shoot because I’m kind of in the army now. 🤷‍♂️

[lgions2]

super quick lame josh washington because i am upset about until dawn

[ilookextremelygood-deactivated2]

i hate the neologism “partner” for “person i’m dating”. i have no intention of being a cowboy and nobody will ever be a cowboy to me.

[skooth]

speak for yourself, slim. some of us cowpoke are lookin’ for the right partner to call our own… [twangs acoustic guitar softly as i stare towards the twinkling night sky] don’t see many of them stars where you’re from, eh, city boy? nah. didn’t think so.

[simply-brandon]

Ohmygod

[jedtaviusart-deactivated2020100]

Jedtavius Sketchdump

[obviousplant]

These are the most popular baby names right now

[jedpapa]

important!

I’m honestly not on this blog a lot any more, for variety of reasons. Please follow my main blog @jekyllcat if you would be so kind? I update with art and cosplay there more often than anywhere else these days.

If you are into Yuri on Ice, I also run @figureskatinghell. Because I’m trash.

[jedpapa]

important!

I’m honestly not on this blog a lot any more, for variety of reasons. Please follow my main blog @jekyllcat if you would be so kind? I update with art and cosplay there more often than anywhere else these days.

If you are into Yuri on Ice, I also run @figureskatinghell. Because I’m trash.

[shmeiliarockie]

I’m pretending the real ending to the Night at the Musueum trilogy is that Ahk comes back to the natural history museum in a few years, saying “It was nice to visit my parents for a while, but it was time I came home.” He brings with him Tilly (who gets to live the dream of being a ninja sword owning security guard in America) and Lancelot (who’s now Ahk’s dedicated personal bodyguard). The body of the real Kahmunrah is found and acquired, and it turns out that he’s just as sassy and sarcastic as the version they encountered at the Smithsonian but not evil at all. Jed finally figures out that Octavius is more than just his best friend and yet very little changes in their dynamic besides the occasional PDA because things between them were already perfect to begin with. (“Lancelot who? The only hypnotic blue eyes I see here are yours.” “Shut up and kiss me, ya sap.”) Larry teaches history at a near-by high school and leads some kind of after school club that frequently takes visits to museums in the evenings. All his students think he’s the coolest teacher ever because he knows how to make learning actually fun and entertaining. Ahkmenrah still visits his parents every few years but always returns to his real family. Everyone lives, everyone’s happy, everyone’s together. THE END. Cut to credits.

[jedpapa]

Hello old friends! I’m considering putting together a list of NATM art prompts to bring new life into the tag. In the mean time, consider the following:

Professional Ice skating AU. I mean, we already know Nicky can skate .... 

[jedpapa]

I don’t have access to the original, but this was at one point a thing:

jed: me

oct: @cock-taviuss

ahk: @kidofmischief

[toonsandbafoons-deactivated2017]

I thought I would try and put down effort into this fandom which I thought was dead

[katsujii]

“You ever done it outside before?”

[sinflowwer]

guide to navigating the natm tag

okay, the natm tag is very small, and consists of varied and different communities. This is your guide of avoiding the wrong content in the reality of co existing.

First of all, the jedtavius shippers. Oh boy. This would be your biggest and toughest mission. The posts who focus solely on the two tiny white ass miniatures and the queerbaiting involved. The best way of handling is staying back, each to their own.

Second, and just as massive, the self inserts. Those would come in every shape and form, but specifically tend to target the Ahkmenrah tag. If you don’t wish to be exposed to bland & generic writing just skip those as soon as you see a sign of x reader/ oc/ y/n mentioned in the title.

Those self inserts together with few others also tend to have a certain very tasteful ship: Capoleon. As if the miniature queerbaiting white men weren’t enough, some people digged even deeper into characters with 2 lines and barley any screentime so they could ship what’s basically a non mainstream jedtavius. Good for them. You can just skip at any sight of napoleon or Al tbh because who fucking cares.

Then there’s the “I am a Rami Malek stan that tags non related Rami Malek content as Ahkmenrah.” The only way of handling that is refusing to reblog the Rami Malek content. As good as it is, it’s not worth the encouragement of the annoying tagging.

There’s also the new phenomenon of an occasional post by that one Kah stan blogger. No one knows why they keep posting, considering no one ever interacts with those posts, but they do. It’s almost sad enough to make you consider approaching, don’t. They mention quite often how possessive they are over the truley DESIRED title of “The best Kah fan” & you might be seen as a threat. And honestly, there’s very little to say about Kah anyway.

And last but not least, that one time you saw Chris Evans face and got confused before realizing: some smart-ass tagged it natm for Not Another Teen Movie. Don’t worry, by the third time you see Chris Evans unexpectedly, you will not be confused anymore, sigh, and keep scrolling.

[jedpapa]

Tag yourself, I’m the jedtavius shippers.

[loki-cat2]

same

[the-fault-in-our-wifi-blog]

I’VE BEEN WAITING ALL YEAR

[clawsandfangs]

[monobani]

I made my best friend watch Mr. Robot and she ended up loving it so I drew Elliot for her-