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Flight Deck: Take a guess.
Psycho Mouse: No...?
Flight Deck:
Flight Deck: Take another guess.
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@rollercoasterquotes
Psycho Mouse: Am I in trouble?
Flight Deck: Take a guess.
Psycho Mouse: No...?
Flight Deck:
Flight Deck: Take another guess.
Sky Rocket: I promised Jack Rabbit we wouldn’t do anything illegal!
Exterminator: Why would you lie to him like that?!
Nemesis Inferno: Hey, can I get a sip of that water?
Saw the Ride: It’s not water.
Nemesis Inferno: Vodka! I like your sty-
Saw the Ride: It’s vinegar.
Nemesis Inferno: …What?
Saw the Ride: It's vinegar, PUSSY.
Wildcat: Mark the day, Sky. May 18th, 4:00 P.M.
Skyrush: Oh, honey, we are well into October.
Kraken: Some of you have never made good decisions and it shows.
Mako: [whispering to Ice Breaker] Is he talking about me?
Flight Deck: [fires a missile in a theme park]
Afterburn: This is why mom doesn't FUCKING LOVE YOU!
Timber Wolf: That's my worst nightmare! Accidentally shooting a dog with a bow and arrow!
Patriot: What about a person?
Timber Wolf: What?
Texas Tornado: My ex-fiancée still misses me.
Hornet:
Mouse Trap:
Texas Tornado:
Texas Tornado: ...but her aim is getting better!
Twister II: Don’t you miss the vivid imagination of childhood?
Mind Eraser: I never had one.
Twister II: An imagination or a childhood?
Mind Eraser:
Tidal Twister: Standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak, like, look at this flower. This flower is taller than I am. This flower is winning and I’m losing.
Emperor: Wow, you are not ready to hear about trees.
Raptor: God help the person who ends up dating Mantis.
Mean Streak: I’m dating Mantis.
Raptor: My condolences.
Legend: Oh, I forgot to ask, but how old are you?
Boulder Dash: I'm twenty.
Legend: Oh, I'm twenty, too-
Boulder Dash: Oh, so you're older than me.
Legend: What? No, I'm twenty, too.
Boulder Dash: ...
Legend: We're the same age.
Boulder Dash: But you said you were twenty two?
Legend: Yeah, I am.
Boulder Dash:
Hawnted House: [flashlight under chin] They say a witch cursed this park 50 years ago today!
[50 years ago]
Roller Coaster: Fuck this park!
Laser: So no matter how shallow and self-absorbed you pretend to be -
Hydra: Excuse me, there’s no pretense here. I happen to be genuinely self-absorbed and deeply shallow.
Mystic Timbers: Hello, I come from the forests, ask me anything.
Banshee: How are the trees?
Mystic Timbers: I don't know who you are or what that is. AMA closed
Montu: I was once arrested for being too handsome.
Kumba: The charges were immediately dropped due to no supporting evidence.
DC Rivals HyperCoaster: Do you think I could fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?
Superman Escape: You're a hazard to society.
Green Lantern Coaster: And a coward. Do 20.