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resurrected dead wife watching her own montage: wow I looked so hot in that

Lady in drive through had a bearded dragon sitting on her boobs and she held it up and let me pet it. killing myself canceled

halondrus

art is not my strong suit but this is my best recreation of what i saw when i opened the window. i have to emphasize that she was supermodel levels of gorgeous

dogpuppy

punkitt-is-here

this duck LOVES pink drink

punkryuki

velartis

“what radicalized you” bro EMPATHY

puppygirllaika

"what radicalized you" well in kindergarten they told me to share things and be nice to people.

papayajuan2019

must feel so good to be soil absorbing rain

golongbyjoannanewsom

obsessed w this person in the replies

mevil

shitter

absolute gold on Reddit today

catchymemes

wumbreon

May we all know decadence such as this

babyfoxcollectionthings

zitasaurusrex

unrestrained summer fun

thckskulll

william-s-churros

i think i saw a movie like this once

maidslime

Ok I needed to know the story and

Guy makes a really stupid decision and gets in a car accident -> no real damage from accident but insurance goes up -> starts beating himself up over his stupid decision -> gets depressed -> starts to realize he's single and had crash been worse he'd die alone -> realizes he's never had a relationship or even a crush and starts wondering what he'd want out of a relationship -> starts to realize he doesn't really like girls so he thinks he must be gay -> realizes he likes girls and boys about the same amount, so he must be bi -> later realizes that "same amount" is none at all -> he's ace