the "the creature" creature

Hello, I'm Jamie! | they/them | Adult! | A blog for sharing stuff I like. yeehaw | Art only blog at @jeeemers

[razmerry]

but which alien should I choose? 🤔

[snapscube]

hey, how do I dial down the silly?

IT CAN'T BE DONE. THEY HAVE TRIED AND FAILED. DIAL DOWN THE SILLY = DIAL DOWN THE LIFE. THEY WON'T TELL YOU THIS. THEY LIE TO KEEP YOU UNDER THEIR THUMB. IN FACT YOU REMBER WHAT WE USED TO CALL THE ONLINE BEFORE THEY GOT THEIR WAY? SO TO YOU NOW I PLEAD:

DIAL.

IT.

UP.

[sabertoothwalrus]

I was about to climb into bed but I had to turn my computer back on to draw this real quick

[hisuianserperior]

Knives! Get your Knives here for no particular reason!

🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪

Get em while they're cold, get em while they're sharp!

Special discount if your name is Brutus for no reason in particular!

[mesmes99]

Grabbing one early this year so I’m prepared.

[vortmort]

metamorphosis congrats to jon archivist sims for coming out as eldritch horror

[ydolem-art]

Inktober day 11 "Rest"

[dogglegog]

dominant things you can say during sex

i didnt hear what you said

hold on i need to blow my nose

wow

i feel kind of nauseous

is this anything

i don't know

this kind of reminds me of that one song

we can probably ignore that noise if you want to

why is my sock wet

it smells bad in here

that was weird

where are my glasses

ow

this is normal

sorry

just 2 chill people chilling

this is cool

can you say that again

are we good

youre actually naked

[lutraviolet]

i keep forgetting to post sorry, heres scolipede stretching like a kitty

[bunniesinformermagazine]

BREAKING NEWS !!!!!

Shhe just got her licesne evervyone is quite bunnies proud

[discount-supervillain]

[pizzapartyplayhouse]

the wee hours of the night is when Pizza posts cringe

[rosaq]

rose and her baby

[zero1infinity]

[tsukiyamas]

why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain

[diggly]

no one tell him

[petermorwood]

This has come on a bit since 32K notes, proving that Tumblr appreciates a really pointed observation.

[so-much-for-subtlety]

[lesbian-moon-gf]

Girl you are an obligate carnivore

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

her ball

[vanglaggle]

(voice of a girl who's already weird about it) can i be weird about this

[kaijuno]

[ravioliet]

freak4freak is always so awesome but another character dynamic that i think is really great is freak vs freak. you're the only person who understands me and i'm the only person who understands you. unfortunately this also does not stop either of us from hating each other and in fact it might even make everything significantly worse for everyone involved