Meretricious

hello the names holly see ya

[belgiandad]

From VSCO

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

starbucks barista: ive got a caffe mocha for… “russian spy”?

everybody: [remains seated and eyes each other suspiciously]

barista [throwing his CIA badge at the floor in defeat]: dammit i thought for sure that would work

[nfkjfehlkfjlk-deactivated201806]

Memes that are funny in 2018 and 1958

[jeeepers]

[jeeepers]

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HELLO WOULD BE AMAZING IF ANYONE DID MY UNDERGRAD DISSERTATION STUDY ITS ON BODY AND PHYSICAL APPEARANCE PERCEPTION, PERSONALITY and HOW YOU INTERACT WITH OTHERS THANK YOU 

[dank-doggos]

[saltrat88]

[tomroughneck]

Meanwhile in Russia

[inzertbreaks]

annyi.

[marcommarco]

gente decisa

[captain-price-official]

The bigger vehicle has right of way.

[enrique262]

Russians cannot into chill.

[ravldazle]

This is what I call a satisfying video

[knighterrante]

@rokirovka blease tell me what these poor benighted motherfuckers are saying

[kittoforos]

@theminism tbf speakers 1 and 2 seem like pretty reasonable people… i can’t really translate much of what the benighted motherfuckers involved are saying since they’re farther away (and swearing is hard to translate) but here goes nothing lmao just for you

speaker 1: What, they can’t drive out of each other’s way?

speaker 2: It looks like they can’t drive out of each other’s way. There’s not enough space. And they’re fighting.

speaker 1: They should have just pulled off and let the excavator go first.

speaker 2 [interrupting]: Of course.

speaker 1: What the heck are they doing over there

speaker 2: What the heck

speaker 1: Woah woah what the heck okay wow

speaker 2: What the hell [gets out of car] Hey, hey guys! What the f[this is where the beep comes in] are you doing!

speaker 3: Don’t take pictures!

speaker 2: I’m filming!

speakers 3 and 4: [inaudible] Don’t take pictures! Put the phone away!

speaker 2: Guys, calm down!

[the reckoning arrives]

speakers 3 and 4: [general yelling] No no no! f[beep]! Wow! Wow! [yelling continues inaudibly]

speaker 2: Wow guys! [laughs] Fuck, dudes! Wow you messed up! [laughs] now that, man, is a fuck up! Motherf[beep]! Get ‘em!

[hroethvitnir]

Oh man, thank you so much for the translation.

[vinduster]

me

[puppy95]

2018 mood

[ostracizedpoodle]

basketballs smell gross 

[neofriend-deactivated20160823]

go to hell??

[ostracizedpoodle]

why are you defending the smell of a ball 

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[jeeepers]

Hetero Humor™

Man: *get shot in the leg and robbed*

Man: heh heh heh… Well boys… It could’ve been worse… I could’ve been SHOPPING with the WIFE! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

[morelifealways-deactivated20240]

God I just want to be living with the love of my life already

[thebootydiaries]

It's favorite not favourite

this just in: the world outside of america doesn’t exist

[thebootydiaries]

this just in: if ur not american ur british 

[criskingdom]

If you’re neither American nor British, there’s a good chance you don’t speak English either.

[thebootydiaries]

this just in: even though english is the first language of roughly 400 million people and second language of 1.6 billion people, if ur not american nor british there’s a good chance u don’t exist

[thebootydiaries]

person: *takes 3 hours to reply*

me: lmfao ? ok i’m gonna take 4 hours to reply then bye i deserve better have a nice life

me 2 minutes and 54 seconds later:

[neoperks]

PEAS 🦆

[c-rowteeth]

thank you so so much for sharing this. this video is so important to me. i would sell my laptop, my house, and my sister for this duck. this video has enlightened me. i can continue living knowing such a being exists. thank you.

[shermad]

Benedict Cumberbatch for Interview magazine. 

[dogposts]

This is the most adorable thing I’ve seen in awhile. 13/10 would watch twice.

[cemeterey]