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[jeefojef-blog]

ATTENTION PLEASE

I am moving blogs to http://aph-chigi.tumblr.com.

Please follow this blog.

This blog will no longer be updated.

[ilovesmoothjazz1998]

i love bread and i dont care what happens to me because of it

[lesbianfatale-archive-deactivat]

[babakillmenow]

N O

[jeefojef-blog]

Bold what’s true about you

I am under 18.  I am a cuddler. I am a morning person.  I am an only child. I am currently in my pajamas. I am currently pregnant. I am left handed. l am right handed. I am ambidextrous. I am a little shy around the opposite sex. I bite my nails. I can be paranoid at times. I enjoy (indie) folk music. I enjoy smoothies.  I enjoy talking on the phone. I have a car. I have/had a hard time paying attention at school. I have a hidden talent.

I don’t really have any talents I have a pet. I have all my grandparents. I have been to another country. I have been told that I have an unusual sense of humor. I have or had broken a bone. I have caller I.D. on my phone. I have bathed someone. I have changed a diaper. I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color. I have had major/minor surgery. I have killed another person.  I have had my hair cut within the last week. I have mood swings. I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. I have rejected someone before. I like the taste of blood. I love Michael Jackson. I love sleeping.  I love to shop.  I own 100 CDs or more.  I own and use a library card. I read books for pleasure in my spare time. I sleep a lot during the day. I watch soap operas on a regular basis. I work at a job that I enjoy. I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. I am wearing socks. I am tired. I love to paint/draw/sketch/sculpt. I consume at least one alcoholic drink every month.

I have/had: Finished college. Smoked a cigarette. Ridden every ride at an amusement park. Collected something really stupid. Gone to a concert. Helped someone. Watched four movies in one night. Been broken up with. Been in a car accident. Been in a tornado. Watched someone die. Been to a funeral. Burned yourself. Ran a marathon. Your parents got divorced. Cried yourself to sleep.  Spent over $200 in one day. Cheated on someone.  Been cheated on.  Written a 10 page letter. Had a best friend. Lost someone you loved. Skipped school. Gotten in trouble for something you didn’t do. Watched the “Harry Potter” movies. Fired a gun. Been in a school play. Been fired from a job. Written poetry. Read more than 20 books a year. Gone to Europe.  Used a coloring book over age 12. Had surgery. Had stitches. Taken a taxi. Had more than 5 online conversations going at once. Dyed your hair. Had something pierced.

My hair is naturally the color: Light brown Medium brown Dark brown Blond Black Dirty blond Strawberry blond  Multicolored Red

My eyes are: Brown Dark Brown Blue Green Hazel  Light Brown Grey

People sometimes label me as: Slut Boyish Colorful Ugly Nerd Other

Some of my biggest fears are: Spiders/other insects Slimy things Hospitals  Needles Disease Being alone in the dark Heights Small spaces Small animals Open spaces

I have:

A laptop in my room Good grades  My own car Parents who are still married A dog A cat A game console

[jeefojef-blog]

it’s me, justalittlehobbit ^^

[jeefojef-blog]

This is a subtle warning that I’m going to change both my user and my profile pic ^^

My side blog has become way more active and popular than my main and to make things slightly less confusing I’m going to use a Hetalia-esque name on this account.

[vvesl]

when you see a pretty anime boy from a show you don’t watch on your dash like

[jeefojef-blog]

Well, this is odd... My side blog has only been going for a little while and already it has so many more followers than my main blog... :/

[sangatsunolion-deactivated20171]

a fly just flew into one of my laptops ports and hasnt come out yet

[tittyturtles]

Did you try de-bugging?

[sangatsunolion-deactivated20171]

shut the hell your mouth

[jeefojef-blog]

I’m going away on holiday for a little while guys :)

[cwiiis-deactivated20190521]

tbh i can’t imagine changing my vocabulary when i get older and it’s so surreal like i’ll meet my buddies at the shuffleboard place and i’ll be all “sup fucking nerds you’re gonna get wrecked”

[larryishellacute]

cross out the things you've done.

[jeefojef-blog]

Graduated high school. | Kissed someone. | Collected something really stupid. | Smoked a cigarette. | Got so drunk you passed out. | Gone to a rock concert. | Helped someone. | Gone fishing. | Watched four movies in one night. | Gone long periods of time without sleep. | Lied to someone. | Snorted cocaine. | Failed a class. | Smoked weed. | Dealt drugs. | Been in a car accident. | Been in a tornado. | Been to a funeral. | Burned yourself. | Ran a marathon. | Cried yourself to sleep. | Spent over $200 in one day. | Flown on a plane. | Cheated on someone. | Been cheated on. | Written a 10 page letter. | Gone skiing. | Been sailing. | Had a best friend. | Lost someone you loved. | Shoplifted something. | Been to jail. | Dangerously close to being in jail. | Had detention. | Got in trouble for something you didn’t do. | Stolen books from the library. | Gone to a different country. | Dropped out of school. | Watched the “Harry Potter” movies. | Had an online diary. | Had a yard sale. | Had a lemonade stand. | Actually made money at the lemonade stand. | Been in a school play. | Been fired from a job. | Swam with dolphins. | Taken a lie detector test. | Voted for someone on a reality TV show. | Written poetry. | Read more than 20 books a year. | Gone to Europe. | Loved someone you shouldn’t have. | Used a coloring book over age 12. | Had surgery. | Had stitches. | Taken a taxi. | Seen the Washington Monument. | Had more than 5 IM’s/online conversations going at once. | Overdosed. | Been in a fist fight/split one up. | Gone surfing in California. | Had a hamster/guinea pig. |  Pet a wild animal. | Used a credit card. | Did “spirit day” at school.| Dyed your hair. | Got a tattoo. | Got straight A’s. | Been on the Honor Roll. | Know someone with HIV or AIDS. | Played on a sports team. | Snuck out of the house. | Swore at a teacher. | Gone laser tagging. | Had a romantic relationship. | Been on the TV. | French braided. | Skinny-dipped. | Driven a car. | Performed in front of an audience. | Gone bungee-jumping. | Been to Mexico. | Crashed a car. | Sky dived. | Been kissed in the rain. | Made an 11:11 wish. | Drank alcohol. | Made a mistake.

[jeefojef-blog]

Tumblr’s a weird place...

I mean, I can shit-post in the middle of the night about something that makes absolutely no sense to me the next morning and it gets loads of notes.

But when I spend literal hours planning and designing a post to be the epitome of comedy and finally get to sit back and watch as my masterpiece draws in the notes... nothing. Not a single note.

[fuck-i-just]

Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”

[poselikeateam]

Why does this not have any notes?

[ice-cream-thursdae]

lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”

[notronaldreagan-blog]

“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”

[catbug]

“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”

[thesteppinrazor]

Pro tip: Don’t do this if you recently applied for a new job.

[hostagesandsnacks]

i love when fanfiction describes male orgasm simply as

“he exploded”

just like

[roachpatrol]

hang on is this not what happens

[now-at-commonsky-deactivated201]

the best characters are ones that act cool or charismatic but are actually fucking losers

[merlin-willcome-withme]

[cosmoconscious]

add up the things you’ve done and put the total in the tags.

1. had sex: $10.00   2. smoked: $3.00 3. got drunk: $7.00 4. went skinny dipping: $5.00 5. kissed someone of the opposite sex: $5.00 6. kissed someone of the same sex: $5.00 7. cheated on a test: $2.00 8. fell asleep in class $0.50 9. been expelled: $5.00 10. been in a fist fight: $10.00 11. given oral: $10.00 12. got oral: $10.00 13. prank called the cops: $3.00 14. stole something: $2.00 15. done drugs: $5.00 16. dyed your hair: $0.50 17. done something with someone older (like a few years): $3.00 18. went out with someone over 18 (if your under 18): $4.00 19. ate a whole thing of oreos: $0.50 20. cried yourself to sleep: $1.00 21. said you love someone but didnt mean it: $1.00 22. been in love: $4.00 23. got caught doing something that you shouldn’t have been doing: $1.00 24. went streaking: $4.00 25. got arrested: $5.00 26. made out with someone: $2.00 27. peed in the pool: $0.50 28. played spin the bottle: $1.00 29. done something you regret: $3.00

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(via she-is-long-gone-deactivated201)

[officialjiggly]

I JUST PUT MY SHIRT ON AND THERE WAS A SPIDER IN IT!!!!!!!!

[thetowndrugdealer]

or did you just put a shirt on that a spider was already wearing?

[biphoenix]

thats so rude