pumpkin spice spamano

☢Chloe/Alexander☢20☢INTJ☢ they/them☢ Pretty darn gay☢ Hetalia loving trash☢

[sleepysaxophone-blog]

[neacea]

[liveloveevintage]

After much research, consideration, and experimentation, I have decided that adulthood is not for me. Thank you for the opportunity

[pleatedjeans]

[irlhumangirl]

me: *spills my feelings* my brain: *slamming fists on table* REGRET REGRET REGRET REGRET REGRET REGR

[romaohno]

me @ me: im literally begging u to get ur shit together right now

[astrophagia]

I’m a gentle fragile forest creature so don’t ever yell at me you fucking fuck or I’ll eat you.

[dogstickz-deactivated20161113]

Just a reminder that tibetan foxes are a thing

How is this real

It’s head to big

No

[mad-hare]

next time I draw a fox and it comes out ugly I’ll just say it’s a Tibetan fox and suddenly my art will be super realistic

[sappho-official]

They look photoshopped, like someone tried to draw a fox/wolf hybrid and it just. didn’t work.

[sadwhore04]

if a demon possessed me I’d just b like ok take it from here good luck man

[malefeed]

[romaohno]

me: i wanna talk to that person

brain: !!wHOA THERE BUCKO you might wanna slow DOWN! you talked to them YESTERDAY! if you talk to them again they're just gonna get annoyed with you!!!

me: shit fam you right

[romaohno]

Dark haired anon: I just might take you up on that offer Alex. Or at least communicate once or twice a week. Currently, I'm a little tired due to tests/quizzes but Im full of carrot cake and I managed to socialize today so I'm proud too 😊 ( I'll do better, it's been a bit "meh" lately so bear with me until I have something interesting to say)

Ok, I’m glad to be able to help in any way I can! I’m definitely not the best at giving advice and the such, but I’ve been told that I’m a pretty good listener 😁. Ahhh gosh, carrot cake… I haven’t have that in ages! I bet it was delicious!

Also, you definitely don’t need to pressure yourself to chat with me of a schedule or anything! I completely understand that life gets hectic at times 😨

[prokopetz]

You know, an R-rated Deadpool film is well and good, but I kind of want to see Wade show up in one of the regular X-Men films, too.

I want to see him hastily catch himself every time he’s about to say “fuck”, because he knows that the film - being rated PG-13 - is only allowed one F-bomb, and he wants to make it count.

I want to see him throw the ugliest tantrum when, after he spends the whole movie saving up that one allotted “fuck” for the perfect moment, somebody else uses it up before he has a chance.

[dark-pika]

And that someone is Wolverine.

[thesonicscrew]

I so love that this is completely possible in upcoming films

[insertnerdyjokehere]

Wade: Everyone knowns PG-13 mean you only get one f-bomb. Gotta use it wisely.

Wolverine: What the fuck are you talking about?

[duwangarang-deactivated20190419]

i… i don’t know what to say…

[creativelolita]

what the fuck is that second thing

[neonprotagonist]

republican presidential candidate ted cruz

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

so… you know how in like 90% of zombie fiction it’s bites that kill you and make you a zombie, right?

okay so

i want you to get anything denim from your house and just fucking bite it. bite it as hard as you can

chances are you can’t bite through the denim very well

so, here’s what i’m thinking:

zombie apocalypse?

all-denim outfit.

the anti-zombie juniform

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

even in a zombie apocalypse you’re not catching me wearing a double denim 

[awkwardlesbianparisgeller-deact]

so u need a… jody juit?

[drunp-archive-deactivated201711]

THIS IS THE BEST VINE I’VE SEEN

[darkmysterycat]

THERE’S A SEQUEL

[everyonelovesrobots]

The saga continues

[grawly]

My favorite thing about Tumblr glitches is that they’re never mundane enough to be forgotten about they ALWAYS hit everyone at once and they’re always weird shit like “the buttons stopped working,” or “the note counter disappeared for some fucking reason,” or

[eversonitro]