silence ;

You can talk with someone for years, everyday, and still, it won't mean as much as what you can have when you sit in front of them, not saying a word.

[oliverwyd-blog]

Proud? I’ve literally done nothing, dude!

[jeezbeth-blog]

Me too though. That’s why I’m proud. It makes me feel better about my laziness.

[ffsgrande-deactivated20151130]

Wow, you might even be a bigger pickle fanatic than me then.

[jeezbeth-blog]

What can I say? I’m a maniac. 

[krystvllized-blog]

Okay, I wasn’t expecting you to think this deeply about it, wowza. You kinda blew my mind.

[jeezbeth-blog]

You told me to think about it. What the hell, brah?

[annes1x1-blog]

Dazzle of zebras? I wanna be run over by a dazzle of zebras, what the hell. Where can I get a dazzle of zebras?

[jeezbeth-blog]

Check the zoo. Or the Savanna. Or Ebay.

[mylesrxvers-blog]

“It’s way too early for life. Why does 9am exist again?”

[jeezbeth-blog]

Great question, my friend. That’s definitely a question for google.

[oliverwyd-blog]

So, I woke up at noon and since then, all I’ve done is eat lucky charms and listen to AM. Damn, I love days off. 

[oliverwyd-blog]

[jeezbeth-blog]

Yes. Just yes. I’m so proud.

[altaxyl-blog]

I’m so detached and distant and cold at times, but I swear if you spark my interest, I can become so clingy and you’ll become so important to me and I will put so much of my time and effort towards you. And then you’ll get really tired of me and tell me to fuck off and I won’t because I’m probably the worst person ever.

[jeezbeth-blog]

Story of my life.

[ffsgrande-deactivated20151130]

Yesss! Hello, fellow pickle lover.

[jeezbeth-blog]

Pickles are so good. I’ve actually drank the juice straight before.

[krystvllized-blog]

Think about it, Bethany. Just do it – right now.

[jeezbeth-blog]

Okay, I’m thinking about it. Would you rather be able to know how everyone felt about you, or just live in the dark? I am seriously leaning towards in the dark. I feel like knowing people hated me would eat me away inside. This is honestly something I think about too much. I think I’d just want my super power to be flying.

[pezzahtml-deactivated20150915]

In Demand has committed the ultimate betrayal. I requested for them to bring me a puppy, but when they brought me said puppy they wouldn’t let me keep her. You can’t just throw a puppy in my lap and expect me to give her back. Needless to say I had thought about becoming a puppy napper that day. Is that punishable by jail time?

[jeezbeth-blog]

If it’s not, I’m totally going to make that my career. Fill my whole apartment with puppies. What a dream.

[gtgkendall]

I want to be Fetty Wap’s trap queen. That’s all I want in life. Well - except world peace and equal rights for all women and nationalities around the world. But mostly that.

[jeezbeth-blog]

That song is almost as bad as the porsche one. I am sorry for crushing your dreams.

[ffsgrande-deactivated20151130]

You know you love pickles when you get a jar as big as your head shipped to you from home, holy fuck I’m in heaven. If anyone wants a pickle, hit me up.

[jeezbeth-blog]

Heyy gurl. This is me, hitting you up.

[vpsteele-blog]

I love waking up in the middle of the day, crawling out of my bed, and doing serious interview stuff for Orphan Black. Apparently when my publicists calls fussing me out for, at the least, not putting on makeup, “I work up like dis” is not an appropriate excuse, no matter how well you match pitch with Beyonce’s. Serious celebrity, that’s me, Titty Malaysia. 

[vpsteele-blog]

[jeezbeth-blog]

Beyonce is the answer to ALL. Don’t even listen to your publicist. Okay, but lets talk about Titty Malaysia. That’s a such great one. 

[believer-hq]

I think I need to start going back to the gym…

[jeezbeth-blog]

Too much pizza?

[annes1x1-blog]

My body feels a billion times heavier than normal. Also I can’t stop sneezing. Am I dying? I feel like maybe I’m dying.  Either way, hey pals – I’m Amber, the biggest drama queen to ever grace this earth, something I base off of the ever oh so conservative environment I grew up in. Love you mom and dad, but back then you really needed to find your chill. Shit, this isn’t my life story. I’m just going to stop talking now. Nice. I think this sickness is really starting to get to my head.

[annes1x1-blog]

[jeezbeth-blog]

We are twins. I feel like I was run over by a dazzle of zebras. Fun fact, that is the real word for a group of zebras. Thanks triviacrack.

[krystvllized-blog]

It’s weird to think that everyone views you differently, y’know? Like, one person might think you put the stars in the sky but then another person could think you just crawled out of the pits of hell and are here on earth to drag them down with you.

[jeezbeth-blog]

This is too deep for me. This is stuff I don’t want to think about.

[taylorswifts13]